Monday Club Mediterranean invites you to take a peek at Fraternity Vacation.
We do everything together.
We'd love to show you more of the boys' bedroom vacation.
But you'll just have to wait for Monday.
And we'd love to show you more of the candid camera.
But we can't until Monday.
Can I arrest you for that?
But we can reveal all in the raunchiest, most outrageous comedy, Fraternity Vacation.
Monday at 8.30 on 10.
This new Camry really goes.
You can feel the response. Camry's incredible twin cam engine.
16 valves, you know, four per cylinder, twice as many as most others.
Electronic fuel injection for better response and performance and better fuel economy.
The most powerful two-liter in the class and the most sophisticated engine made in Australia.
With its own computer, continually tuning the engine means maximum power using minimum fuel.
Four-wheel disc brakes, front and rear anti-roll bars. Feel the way it hugs the corners.
Fully independent suspension.
The Australian Camry twin cam brings out the driver in you.
How do you stop him?
Throughout the music.
Oh, what a feeling.
Toyota.
This is what the average bathroom looks like.
If you're the one who has to clean it again and again and again.
Hospital Strength Domestos, however, removes all traces of bathroom plaque from porcelain surfaces.
Leaving them beautifully and hygienically clean.
So your bathroom looks...
Fantastic.
Hospital Strength Domestos removes bathroom plaque.
Lever and kitchen, guaranteed.
Ready steady, ready steady, ready steady, ready steady.
Ready steady, ready steady, stemmer off.
It refreshes your mouth.
Ready steady, ready steady, stemmer off.
And relaxes your mind.
Ready steady, ready steady, stemmer off.
When you need it most.
Ready steady, ready steady, stemmer off.
It's the sportsman's gum for everyone.
Stemmer off.
Say no to drink driving.
Now for the first time you can experience the feeling of fresh natural mineral spas with new Norsca Spa.
Rich foam shampoo.
Silky soap.
Fresh antiperspirants.
Enriched with essential minerals and the clean crisp fragrance of juniper.
New Norsca Spa. Refreshes you body and soul.
To build the ultimate car.
Start with one of the world's best engines.
And sports car handling.
And all the luxury you would expect from cars costing twice as much.
Finally, what should such a car be called?
The Camry Ultima.
Oh what a feeling.
So there you have it Jeff.
You simply have to watch your cholesterol or I can't be good.
Mom, look what dad's eating.
Now Jeff, remember what the doctor said.
New, improved, skinny milk.
It now tastes so good.
You'll feel guilty drinking it.
It will carry a voice clear across the country.
It's helping you to be a better person.
It will carry a voice clear across the country.
It's helping business communicate through voice, data, text, images.
It's helping businesses grow through telemarketing.
It is the telecom network.
And the ways you can make it work for your business are growing every day.
Adding to your efficiency.
Building new markets, new profits.
You want to know how the network can work for your bottom line?
Don't talk to telecom.
What advice did your mother give you?
Well she was pretty big on purity.
Purity?
And gentleness.
Gentleness?
And mum really stressed mildness.
Anything else?
No, that's all she said you needed in a soap.
Velvet bath soap. Pure, mild and gentle.
Look how Mr. Hines' Big Red Tomatoes are simply bursting with flavour.
As Joanna has just discovered.
Fortunately with his Big Red Tomatoes soup he has invented a rather more ladylike way of eating them.
Manners, Joanna.
8.30 Wednesday.
We're the only hope the POWs have.
Seven Vietnam vets who trained together and fought together.
It's going to get terminal in a hurry.
They're going back to find the men who didn't come home.
My son Frank is waiting for me.
Oscar winner Gene Hackman.
I'll go in there with a pocket knife if I have to.
And Dirty Dancing's Patrick Swayze.
Kill the enemy.
Hey, don't lose it mister.
The only thing they had in common was uncommon valour.
Presented by Club Peneterone.
8.30 Wednesday on Channel 10.
The truck's stuffed.
Hey Max, that's not a truck.
This is a truck.
For that sort of price you get a real truck engine.
A real truck suspension.
And a real truck, a payload.
Yeah, you can get the body you always wanted.
And when you drive a diner, you sing.
And cook me pie in the kuss and dive and eat me diner.
Oh what a feeling.
Diner Toyota.
Tip Top Multi Grain's yummy.
Yeah, tastes just like white bread does.
How do they get the grainy bits so soft?
They hit them with a hammer I expect.
No.
What are they for us?
Tip Top Multi Grain.
White bread taste and the goodness of pre-southern grains.
No wonder kids voted number one.
Good eye my map.
Tip Top's the one good eye my map.
I reckon an elephant sits on them.
There are special moments that you wish could happen every day.
That tender touch, that winning smile, need more than words could say.
Anonet's chocolate biscuits are the ones they love the best.
Tip Top Mid-Slice Fruit and Nut.
You wouldn't give them less gets.
Anonet's chocolate biscuits are the ones they love the best.
So there's this man Professor on a motorbike.
Oh, there they are.
What is this? Chicken?
G'day.
Smells great.
So the prof says, physics old.
G'day again.
So this guy turns around.
She's right.
And as he gets back on the bike...
Say no to drink driving.
Oh, what a ball, my God!
What carnations going on?
There's a big rush on.
If you buy a McFeast or a Quarter Pounder from McDonald's, they'll give you one of these.
Scratch any three spots and if you match all three, you can win a free McFeast.
Quarter Pounder, French Fries or Coca-Cola.
And every card has a chance at striking it lucky.
So don't let me know slow, coach, you hear?
Tuesday in L.A. Law.
It's been forever.
A bitter memory re-enters Cusack's life, but Brackman's fun is only just beginning.
I've had these dreams about us.
And Arnie makes a play for a new associate.
You are almost irresistible.
Almost?
Don't you think that may just be the saddest word in the English language?
The best thing on television in years.
L.A. Law. 8.30 Tuesday on Channel 10.
Under these carelessly placed children's blankets are three heaters.
They're all equally priced.
They're all very quiet.
They all give out plenty of heat.
Only one of them, however, has automatically switched itself off.
It's called the Hanamex Hotshot.
Any heater will keep your kids warm.
The Hanamex Hotshot keeps them safe too.
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Genuine Gisels. A pack full of golden hits.
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This silky soap and cool shower gel are part of a new range called Norsca Spark.
Now you can experience that fresh spa feeling every day.
New Norsca Spark refreshes your body and soul.
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An ordinary carbon battery can't uplast a Duracell battery.
But then, not much can.
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Who can you bank on?
In your future years, we'll show you a life beyond your career.
Who can you bank on?
Who'll help you to see that there's more to the world than just you and me?
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Who can you bank on to keep working for you?
Because your salary stops, but the bills never do.
Who can you bank on when the kids have all gone?
Who'll help you enjoy the time of your own?
Who can you bank on?
Who can you trust?
You can bank on Westpac.
You can bank on us.
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Let's have a break.
What a good idea.
Let's have a Kit Kat.
When you have a break, have a Kit Kat.
Crisp, light, wafer fingers, covered in milk chocolate.
Have a break, have a Kit Kat.
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The income tax bite is bad enough.
It's these nibbles that weigh me down.
Yeah, a little tax here, a little charge there.
No, it's the state of the economy, mate.
No, it's the economy of this state.
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Authorised by Michael Kroger for the Victorian Liberal Party, Melbourne.
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