He devoted his life to God until the day
God has chosen you
He was let loose on the outside world
For the first time on television, Marty Feldman and Richard Pryor in a heavenly comedy
Speak up I can hear you
I want to take her clothes off and correct her bumpy bits
With earthly delights
Holy moly
In God We Trust, Monday, presented by Club Mediterranean
God bless
Welcome to the Rezzi Statewide Property Report
I'm Des Connors
And I'm Alex Weilman
You don't have to be rich to invest in property with Rezzi Statewide
Many people are buying investment properties like these for security
And for the tax advantages of negative gearing
Thank you for your attention ladies and gentlemen
Did you shop around for your loan?
My word, we checked out all the banks
And Rezzi Statewide?
Yes, their investment loan was best because of the interest rate
They lend up to 90% of valuation
So we didn't have to find a big deposit
Alex, is that a common theme among property investors?
Yes, that's what people are finding out
When you can borrow up to 90% of valuation
You can start investing sooner with a smaller deposit
You don't have to be rich to invest in property with Rezzi Statewide
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The closest you'll get to this is this, new Schweppes 100% fruit juice
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You're not a cleaning service
Do what I do
Here's the Melbourne Big
Much faster
The Melbourne Big, the buying guy Melbournians are turning to
And look at you, if I've told you once I'd tell you
It was downright illegal and there was no question of the girl
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Check your newspaper for many more Sailing Sizzlers
You can't do better than Kmart
You want to build a financial future while you're still young
But invisible barriers keep holding you back
Or you need to build for the years ahead and cope with day to day budgeting as well
Or perhaps you're looking for extra capital to secure your future lifestyle
But whatever your financial goal, it just seems like those invisible barriers make it too hard, right?
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Setting new standards in television excellence
If you don't stop, I'll hold you in contempt
How can you be so cruel?
In brand new episodes
If you're a little shorter, you'd be a real threat to my practice
LA Law, 8.30 Tuesday on Tin
Hello, we're guarding the first prize in the Kit Kat Golden Break competition
But that's not why we're crying
Not because some lucky person is going to win all the cash they can shovel in 60 seconds
And not because of the nearly $200,000 worth of other prizes
They're crying because employees can't answer
For everyone else, details are on the pack
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All the people are smart as they look
Treasure Way
At America's oldest registered distillery, Jack Daniels
Men like Lawrence Burns watch over the whisky as it ages for years in charred oak barrels
For a whisky, there's no better resting place
And from the look of Mr. Burns
There's nothing wrong with it for a man
Jack Daniels Tennessee Whisky
I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I love you
I just called to say I miss you
And I need you
An ordinary carbon battery can't uplast a Duracell battery
But then, not much can
Never before on one current affairs program has there been such a widely awarded team
Page one
Don't forget the meat, dear
Leave it to me
Hi darling
Hi
Your turn to make dinner tonight?
Sure
How's it going?
Six minutes to go
Wow, that looks fantastic
What do you call this little masterpiece?
Pasta, boll and eggs
Well, there goes the budget
No, just the money I saved buying eggs
It's amazing what you can achieve with a little bit of forethought
Eggs makes minced meat out of shortcuts
Every minute of every day
A continental jet takes off to one of more than 147 airports worldwide
That's more than 1600 flights each day, every day
So next time you want to go somewhere
You can be sure there'll be a continental flight on the day you want to fly
Dollar deals are on its safe way now
With truckloads of fresh ideas to make your Aussie dollar go further
Try these for starters
San Remo pasta, now only $1
Kellogg's NutriGrain, 500g, two for just $5
PMU soup varieties, two for only $1
And two litre Coca-Cola varieties, two for just $3
We're the same way fresh food defaults
And fresh ideas for you
Today there is one car that proudly sits among this select group of prestige imports
A car with the same power and performance
The same luxury features, the same space
A better warranty
But a car that for sheer leasing value stands alone
The superb 3.0 litre fuel injected Mazda 929 V6i luxury saloon
You'll find the Mazda 929 with an exceptional prestige purchase plan
At your Mazda dealer right now
Marty's feeling down
Everything seems so damn hard with mum and dad splitting up
And Ivy's in for a shock
Suffered enough torment from my husband's back street liaison
Perhaps your torment isn't quite over
On Richmond Hill, Wednesday
When Kohl's and Fosse's have a monster Manchester knockdown
The savings are earth shattering
That's nice
Sheets $6
That's nice
Pillows $8
That's nice
Bath towels $3.50
Kohl's and Fosse's
Nice
Fancy
Name Anthony Lindzalone
Lives New York City
Occupation International hairstylist
Fill the screen with beautiful hair, okay?
Works with top people in show business
Stars demand the very best
So he only uses the best products
How did you know?
Everybody knows
A great conditioner is the real secret
This will bring out the beautiful body in your hair
Who do a camera check on me?
That's what I call beautiful
Great job
Come on, let's go
Recommended hair treatment
Knock him dead
Sun silk shampoos and conditioners
When you don't eat well, your body may run low on vitamin B
But which vitamin B?
All ten B group vitamins found in nature are also found in macro B
All grouped to work together
And of course there's nothing artificial added
No sweeteners, flavourings or colours
But then what else would you expect from macro?
Do I like to drink Australian beer?
No, no, no, of course not
But German beer, I like that
Only stupid idiots drink these forsters and pig lagers
that you serve to guests
I don't drink that
But there's an Australian drink
And I like that
That's lovely, Mrs. Wine
The Eon FM Breakfast Show
Everybody's talking about it
These cricket thingies are used for all sorts of things
But mainly for lighting watchman callers we can't show here
Oh well, at least you've seen the light
Cricket thingies
Wednesday, the motion picture that goes right to the final countdown
I want the whole world to see me destroy this man after two short rounds
Rocky II
I think we ought to knock his block off
Absolutely
Rocky's whole life was a million to one shot
Don't throw him, run over him
Now he's going to show the world he's wanted a million
There's one thing I want you to do for me, win
The most electrifying rematch in motion picture history
Rocky II, 8.30 Wednesday on Channel 10
That's it, I've had enough
But don't stand, you've worked all your life and you can't afford a holiday
Where do you want to go?
Anywhere but here
Okay, let's do it
What with?
Rip this
You've got this much?
We've got this much?
How did we do this?
It's called savings Dan, remember savings?
Comes before spending
Bit of interest?
Every day of the year
I can't take this, you saved it, it's your money
No, it's our money Stan
For a minimum deposit of $50, a State Bank investment account allows you to watch your money grow
while you earn high interest calculated daily and your money's at call
Seems a shame to spend it
I'm sure you'll think of something
A State Bank investment account, we never forget, it's your money
Only one airline flies you to cities like this
Or this
Because if you fly British Airways to London return
We'll give you a London return flight to any one of 19 European cities free
So if you want to fly free, fly British Airways
When sinusitis takes hold
The congestion, the pressure and the pain inside your head are almost impossible to bear
Now there's sinus relief from the makers of Panadol
While a decongestant helps clear your sinuses
The paracetamol relieves the pain
New Panadol sinus relief helps free you from the grip of sinusitis
Monday on a country practice
For me, isn't it?
Is Lucy's past about to reshape her future?
As far as he's concerned, it's on again
An old romance rekindled
I want to remind him what he gave up, don't I?
Is a confident doctor about to be bitterly disappointed?
I am taking away your best nurse, aren't I?
Will an old love take Lucy from Wandon Valley?
He's too slick
Why are her friends so suspicious of him?
You're not going to make this easy for me, are you?
I want you to marry me
A country practice, 7.30 Monday on 7