Hello, people. It is I, Rumpelstiltskin.
Do I know you?
Rumpelstiltskin!
He's devious. Deceitful.
I don't know who that is.
Everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is.
Rumpelstiltskin!
Where did we find that guy?
Rumpel!
Stiltskin!
That cupcake-eating clown.
Wolfie!
My angry pig.
Shrek, forever after, Sunday at 9.
In the future and insh-