Mom, he's mimicking me! Mom, he's mimicking me!
They're two ordinary kids, except for one thing.
Your parents are international spies. Something's gone wrong.
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That's cool.
Now, they're on a mission to rescue their parents and stop an evil genius.
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If anything does happen, the baby comes first.
Promise me.
We should get the baby out now, Ben.
The baby is not ready.
You're going to jeopardize the life of the mother?
This is television at its best.
They both could die.
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He's not sure to make your day
When Easter time is heading your way
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Neil.
It's Treger.
Hey, Treger, what's up?
What do you got?
Okay, the reviews are in, you're right.
Yeah.
Okay, TV gag goals is smart to start nodding.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, also bitter, profane.
Uh-huh.
And reasonably absurdist.
Uh-huh.
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On EBC.
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Oh, and pure discretion is advised.
Did I tell you?
Stay tuned for scenes from the next One Life to Live.
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Where are we going?
I'm going to the movies with Sarah.
Mm-hmm.
Where are you, Robbie?
Robbie's.
There's nothing like the homemade taste of Stouffer's lasagna to bring everyone together.
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I thought you guys were going out.
I'm not going out. He's going out.
He's going out.
He was going out.
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On the next one life to live, what is the connection between you and Colin?
I know everything there is to know about you, don't I?
You've got to start believing the real bad guy here is Colin.
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From the wonderful world of Disney.
Let me go with you.
If you thought Robin Hood broke all the rules, wait till you meet his daughter.
I tell you, I'm as good as a son.
She's off to save the kingdom and create a legend of her own.
Your days of tyranny are at an end.
The world premiere, Princess of Thieves, ABC Sunday, 7, 6 Central.
You never know what they're going to say to Ed O'Neill, Monday on The View.
This is an ABC News Brief.
Here now is Charles Gibson.
Good afternoon.
In Fort Lauderdale, a judge has sentenced a boy to life in prison for killing a six-year-old girl.
Lionel Tate was only 12 at the time.
Lawyers for the boy will be joined by the prosecution in requesting a more lenient sentence.
And President Bush has ordered a 60-day cooling-off period for Northwest Airlines and its mechanics to try and head off a strike.
I hope you'll join us later for World News tonight.
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