When your cable's on the fritz you get tense. When you get tense, you can't sleep.
When you can't sleep, you need to sleep. When you need to sleep, you get stranded.
When you get stranded, you have to survive. When you have to survive, you eat wild berries.
And when you eat wild berries, you chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal.
Don't chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV. Call 1-800-DirectTV.