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Oh, please.
An all-new two-hour event series.
What? What?
That's right. Two thrilling hours of all original.
Damn.
Heart-stopping.
Huh.
Gut-wrenching.
Ah!
Tear-jerking.
I can't move like this.
Primetime fun.
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Shoot little spoil-crack!
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Okay, you can sleep with my brother. I still don't know why you want to.
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It's a matter of life and, well, just death, actually.
On my Saturday night movie,
Horace Whitaker might be up for an Academy Award now.
I'm telling you, he had me!
But then, he was one bad dude.
Who's this guy thinking he's dealing with?
He's an assassin and she's a movie target.
Louder! See ya!
Horace Whitaker is the man.
Nothing personal.
Purely business.
The Diary of a Hitman.
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