So listen, my wife says, I read you gotta take calcium for your bones, and I say, don't I
eat at Joe's?
And she says, so?
And I say, don't I get heartburn?
And she says, so?
And I say, don't I take Tums?
And she says, so?
So I say, Tums, calcium.
Get it?
Tums, calcium knocks out heartburn fast, then helps keep your bones stronger, longer.
That's something you can't get from my lines of liquids aluminum and magnesium.
So I say, TUM TUM TUM TUM TUM