I lost my girlfriend because of a Honda Civic. I used to arrive at Mildred's at 7 sharp. Every Monday we had spaghetti, every Wednesday fish, every Friday chicken. One week I was late for meatloaf.
So I bought a more reliable car, a Honda Civic. It was curiously fun though. I started taking the long way to Mildred's house.
It's over!
Sometimes I still miss her. Tune a casserole.
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