You know what I'm sick of hearing about?
The Internet. The Internet. The Internet.
What are you doing?
Surfing the web.
Nice hair.
Solarized pictures of dead fat rock stars.
UFOs.
A zillion dollars worth of technology and what are we doing with it?
Browsing.
Here's an idea.
Use the Internet for something useful.
Like running a business.
Okay?
No kids, no chaplains, no smiley faces.
Just raw, naked, in your face.
Your face?
Capitalism.
If you want to surf, book them out.