[000:00:06;839] D-OHH!
[000:00:08;173] ( screams  9
[000:00:13;980] [Captioning sponsored by
[000:00:13;980] TWENTIETX TELEVISION
[000:00:17;049] and FOX BROADCASíG COMPAíY]
[000:00:21;921] ( xawkinw )
[000:00:24;657] MILHóUSE, DO
[000:00:24;657] YOU UVER THINK
[000:00:26;492] ABóUT THE PEOPéE
[000:00:26;492] YN THOSE CARS?
[000:00:28;660] Y TRY NOT TO.
[000:00:30;028] IT MAKES IT HARDER
[000:00:30;028] TO SPIT ON THE].
[000:00:32;230] Y WONDER ABOUT PEOPLE
[000:00:32;230] IN THIS TOWN>
[000:00:34;432] DO YOU THINK
[000:00:34;432] ANYTXING IíTERESTING
[000:00:36;501] UVER HAPPEíS Tó THEM?
[000:00:37;869] THERE MUST BE
[000:00:38;970] THOUSAíDS OF GREAT
[000:00:38;970] STóRIES OUT THERE.
[000:00:45;644] WHAT DO YOU THIN[, MYLHOUSU?
[000:00:47;979] MIéHOUSE?
[000:00:49;313] HUH?
[000:00:50;314] OH, SORRY, I SAW
[000:00:50;314] A COíVERTKBLE.
[000:00:52;316] YOU WERE SAYYNG?
[000:00:53;652] FORGET IT.
[000:00:55;020] COME ON, IT'S 11:00.
[000:00:56;353] I NGEF SOME SUGAR.
[000:01:00;157] I WISH YOU WOULD COME
[000:01:00;157] TO MY PARTY, APU>
[000:01:04;327] LISéEN, SERVING THE CUSTOMERE
[000:01:04;327] YS0MURRYMENT EíOUGH FOR ME.EíT.
[000:01:10;000] YOU SEE? MOST ENJOYABLE.
[000:01:12;603] OH< I GUARANTEE A WIíGDING
[000:01:12;603] OF TITAíIG PROPORTIONS>
[000:01:15;505] YOU WIéL BE THURE
[000:01:15;505] óR KINDLY BE SQUARE>
[000:01:17;608] WEéL, I DOí'T LIKE
[000:01:17;608] TO LEAVE TXE STORE< BUT...
[000:01:21;178] FOR THE NEXT FIVE MIíUTES
[000:01:21;178] I'M GOING TO PARTY
[000:01:24;181] LI[E0IT'S ON SQLE VOR 19>99.
[000:01:35;158] 4
[000:01:35;158] QUICK, QUICK,
[000:01:35;158] íO TIME TO CoOK THEM>
[000:01:37;060] THUY WILL PLUMP IN MY STOMACH.
[000:01:41;698] 8  relcxes )
[000:01:42;732] HELLó, BEAUTYFUL.
[000:01:42;732] NO RYNG I SEe.
[000:01:44;468] SO YóU ARE ONLY ARRAíGED
[000:01:44;468] TO BE ]ARRIED.
[000:01:46;635] ( synthesizer plqyyng )
[000:01:47;970] OH< Y LOVE TXIS SOíG.
[000:01:49;305] LET US BOOWIE.
[000:01:50;639] ♪ I AM A FREAK-A-ZOID
[000:01:52;608] ♪ COME ON0AND WINT ME UP.
[000:01:54;776] LET US GUT OUT OF HERE>4/
[000:01:59;781] DON'T WORRY.
[000:02:01;117] YLL TELL EVERYBODY
[000:02:06;855] OH< SANJAY, íEVER XAVE
[000:02:06;855] 4pI PARTIED SO HEARTY.Y.
[000:02:10;993] SA]GIOE NEXT YEAR, YA?
[000:02:16;931] ]ADE IT. AíF WITH
[000:02:16;931] ONE MINUTE TO SPARE.
[000:02:19;400] 4
[000:02:19;400] YOU TOóK FOUR MINUTES
[000:02:19;400] 4pOF0MY LIFE AND I WANT THEM BA.
[000:02:24;239] OH, I'D óNLY
[000:02:24;239] WASTE THEM ANYWAY.
[000:02:26;241] ( 2Sing, Sing, Sinw" playiñg )
[000:02:28;876] Swing Serenade ys brougxt
[000:02:28;876] to you by Gormañ's Ear Guards.
[000:02:32;514] ( loudly ):
[000:02:32;514] Guard your ears...
[000:02:34;182] ( soft÷y 9:
[000:02:34;182] with Grmañ's.
[000:02:36;518] MOM, DQD TXREW HYS BEER SAN
[000:02:36;518] AT THE MIRACLE-GRO GUY ON TV.
[000:02:40;788] CAí Y RECYCLE IT?
[000:02:42;123] WHY NOT.
[000:02:49;429] WAA!
[000:02:50;765] UHX!
[000:02:52;099] THERE'S GUM IN MY HAYR!
[000:02:54;101] MOM, SOMEONE THRUW
[000:02:54;101] GUM YN MY XAIR!
[000:02:56;436] ARE YOU SURE?
[000:02:57;805] MAyBU IT'S JUST SHAMPOO.
[000:02:59;306] THAT WASHES RIGHT OUT.
[000:03:01;108] NO< YT'S SOMEBODY'S GROSS GU]!
[000:03:03;911] WET IT OUT!
[000:03:05;913] óW!
[000:03:07;381] IT'S PULLING OUT MY HAIR!
[000:03:09;917] WAIT=- IF I REME]BER
[000:03:09;917] ]Y HELóISE
[000:03:13;220] THE TRICK TO GETTING OUT
[000:03:13;220] GUM IS PUANUT BUTTER.
[000:03:17;824] THURE.
[000:03:19;092] NOW THAT GUM SHóULD
[000:03:19;092] LIFT RYGXT OUT>
[000:03:23;163] óW.
[000:03:24;498] HMM?
[000:03:25;865] ]AYBE IT NEEDS
[000:03:25;865] A LITTLE MAYóNNAISE
[000:03:27;867] TO GET GOING.
[000:03:29;769] OKAY< YOU GO SIT Ií THE SUí
[000:03:29;769] ANT LET IT MELT IN.
[000:03:33;773] WHY ME?
[000:03:35;775] YUCK> I SOELL éIKE A SANTWICH.
[000:03:40;514] ( buzzyog )
[000:03:41;948] ( screaming 9
[000:03:57;496] SMITHERS< WHAT'S THE MEAíING
[000:03:57;496] óF THIS SLACKING OFF?
[000:04:00;466] THURE'S A BEE
[000:04:00;466] IN MY EYE, SIR.
[000:04:02;769] AND?
[000:04:04;137] I'] ALéERGIC
[000:04:04;137] TO0BEE-STINGS.
[000:04:06;439] THEY CAUSE ME
[000:04:06;439] TO, UH... DIE.
[000:04:08;474] BUT WE7RE RUíNING OUT
[000:04:08;474] OF FORWARD MOMENTUM.
[000:04:11;009] PERHQPS YOU
[000:04:11;009] COULD PEDCL
[000:04:12;378] FOR JUST A LITTLE
[000:04:12;378] WHYLE, SIR?
[000:04:14;146] QUITE IMPOSSIBéE.
[000:04:15;481] I CAí TRY TO BAV HIM OFF
[000:04:15;481] YF YOU LIKE.
[000:04:18;551] REALLY, THAT'S OK...
[000:04:20;219] ( moaninw )
[000:04:21;554] HOLY CATS, MAí,
[000:04:21;554] WE'RE STARTIíG Tó WOBBLE.
[000:04:24;022] 8 thycçly ):
[000:04:24;022] GET ]E Tó A HOSPITAé.
[000:04:28;594] YóU...0HAVE.>. TO.>. PEDAL.
[000:04:31;497] óH, TUTTLE7S SUNDAY TROUSMRS.
[000:04:33;499] FEAR NOT, Y'LL GET YóU
[000:04:33;499] TO A HOWPITAL
[000:04:36;034] THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW.
[000:04:38;036] SMITHERS<
[000:04:38;036] YOU YNVERNAL NINíY!
[000:04:40;438] STIC[ YOUR LEFT XOOF
[000:04:40;438] ON TXCT FLANGE NóW!
[000:04:42;074] IF0YOU0CAN GET IT THROUGX
[000:04:42;074] YOUR FUG-ADDéED BRAIí
[000:04:45;144] JA] THAT SECOND MEPHYTYC
[000:04:45;144] CLOD-HOPPER OF0YOURS
[000:04:45;144] ON THM RIGHT DóODAD!
[000:04:48;881] NOW PUMP THóSE0SSRQWNY0CXKCKEN
[000:04:48;881] LEWS, YóU STUPOVOUS FUíKER!
[000:04:54;619] ( breathlessly 9:
[000:04:54;619] ONE ]ORE JOSTLU,
[000:04:54;619] YOU WRETCHED SHIRKADAY.
[000:05:02;727] ( groening )
[000:05:05;329] HELP ME.
[000:05:06;664] HOLY SMOKES!
[000:05:08;099] YOU NEED BóOZE.
[000:05:13;271] HI, EVERYBODY.
[000:05:15;006] 8  grimly in unison 9:
[000:05:15;006] XI, DR. NISK>
[000:05:17;008] THIS MALPRACTISE COM]ITTEE
[000:05:18;475] HAS RECEIVED A FEW CóMPLAINTS
[000:05:18;475] AGAINST YOU.
[000:05:20;644] OF THE0160 GRAVEST CHAROES,
[000:05:20;644] THE MóST TRóUBLING E
[000:05:23;480] PERFOR]ING MAJOR OPERATIONS
[000:05:26;050] WITH A KNIVE AíD FORK
[000:05:26;050] FVOM A SEAFOóD RESTAURANT...
[000:05:28;052] BUT I CLUANET THEM
[000:05:28;052] WITH MY.
[000:05:30;121] MISUSE OF THE CADAVERS...
[000:05:31;722] I GET HMRE EARLIUR óHEN I DRIVE
[000:05:31;722] IN TXE CQR=POOL LAíE.
[000:05:36;326] 8 panting ):
[000:05:36;326] THERU'S!A!CRQZY MAí
[000:05:36;326] WITH A SCALPEL IN E.R.!
[000:05:39;329] HE'S DUMANDING Tó SEE A QUAG[/
[000:05:47;037] XI< EVERYBODY.
[000:05:49;472] íOW TELL DR. NICK
[000:05:49;472] WHERE IS0THE TROUBLE.
[000:05:50;841] I'M EDGY!
[000:05:50;841] I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!
[000:05:53;509] I'M DISCóMBORULATED!
[000:05:54;845] GIVE ME A"CALMATIVE!
[000:05:56;279] SLOW DOWN, SIR.
[000:05:58;281] YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE
[000:05:58;281] YOURSEéF S[IN FAILURE.
[000:06:01;117] óKAY, NOW THE SYMPTO]S
[000:06:01;117] YOU DESCRIBE
[000:06:03;119] POINT TO "RONUS ERUPTUS."
[000:06:05;120] IT'S A TERRIBLE
[000:06:05;120] TISORDER
[000:06:06;622] WHERE THE SKELETON
[000:06:07;790] TRIES TO LEAP
[000:06:07;790] OUT OF THE MóUTH
[000:06:09;692] AND ESCAPE THE BóDY.
[000:06:11;026] íOW YOU'RG TALKIíG>
[000:06:12;628] 4/
[000:06:12;628] OUR ONE CHANCG IS
[000:06:12;628] TRANS-DENTAL ELECTROMICIDE.
[000:06:15;732] I'LL NEED A GOLF=CART ]OTOR WITH
[000:06:15;732] 1,000 VóLT CQPACIMQTOR, STAT.
[000:06:20;069] I CAN'T YN GOOD CONSCIE.>.
[000:06:21;738] íOW THURE'S NO TIME, MAN>
[000:06:23;806] WE'LL HAVE Tó IMPRóVISE.
[000:06:27;810] ( scrgaming )
[000:06:30;813] KEEP DóING THAT
[000:06:30;813] EVERY FIVE SECONDS>
[000:06:33;482] DR. íICK< WE OWE
[000:06:33;482] YOU AN APOLOGY.
[000:06:35;584] SONSIDUR THE
[000:06:35;584] CHARGES DROPPED.
[000:06:37;486] ALL RIGHT!
[000:06:38;587] FREE NOSU JOBS
[000:06:38;587] FOR EVERYBODY.
[000:06:41;723] YI! YOU FIRST.
[000:06:43;324] GIVE ME A VAN XEFLIN.
[000:06:51;767] SAY, BARí...
[000:06:55;103] Y'D HAVG Tó SEíD AWAY TO NASA
[000:06:55;103] TO CALCULATE YóUR BAR TAR?
[000:06:58;774] óH, YEAH.
[000:07:00;108] WE ALL HAD
[000:07:00;108] A GOOD LAUGH, MOE.
[000:07:02;443] THE RESULTS
[000:07:02;443] CAME BACK TOTAY>
[000:07:04;712] YOU OWE ]E $70 BILLIóN.
[000:07:08;216] íO, WAIT, THAT'S FOR
[000:07:08;216] THE VOYAGER SPACECRAFT>
[000:07:11;286] YOUR TAB'S $14 BYLLION.
[000:07:13;421] QLLS I GOT IS
[000:07:13;421] 2,000 BUCKS.
[000:07:15;856] WELL, THAT'S
[000:07:15;856] HALNWAY THERE.
[000:07:19;260] FREEZG, DUTE.
[000:07:20;929] MOVE A MUSCLU AND I'LL
[000:07:20;929] BLóW THIS WINO'S HEAD OFF.
[000:07:28;769] I'M BEHIíD THREE INCHES
[000:07:28;769] OF BULLET-PROOF WNASS.
[000:07:32;506] TO YOUR WORST.
[000:07:33;474] ALL RIGHT.
[000:07:35;309] STAY OUT OF THEVE.
[000:07:36;777] STAY OUT OF THERE!
[000:07:38;546] óH, GOOD GóD, NO!
[000:07:42;750] óH, GOOD-BYE
[000:07:42;750] STUDENT éOQN PAYMENTS.
[000:07:44;718] HA-HA.
[000:07:47;087] COME BQCK HERG, YOU STINKING>.>
[000:07:49;423] XEY, I WONDER
[000:07:49;423] HOW MUCH AIR0IS Ií HURE.
[000:07:55;395] ings )
[000:07:56;530] WELL, SEYMOUR, I MADE IT
[000:07:58;065] DESPITE YOUR DIRECTIONS.
[000:07:59;633] SUPERIíTENDENT
[000:07:59;633] CHALMERS< WELCOME.
[000:08:01;534] Y HOPE YOU'RE PRUPARUD FOR
[000:08:01;534] AN UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEON.
[000:08:04;270] YGAH>
[000:08:09;141] OH, YE GóDS!
[000:08:11;143] MY ROAST IS RUYNED>
[000:08:13;646] BUT WHAT0IF...
[000:08:15;949] I WERE0TO PURCXASE FAST FOOD
[000:08:17;517] AND DISGUISE IT
[000:08:17;517] AS MY OWN COOKING?
[000:08:19;786] HO-Hó-HO-HO-HO,
[000:08:19;786] DELIWHTFULLY DEVILISH,0SEYMOUR.
[000:08:27;894] 8 theme music plays )
[000:08:29;596] ♪ SKINNER,
[000:08:29;596] WITH HIS CRCZY0EXPLAíATIONS ♪
[000:08:32;263] ♪ TXG SUPURIíTENDENT'S
[000:08:32;263] GONNA NEED HYS MEDICATION ♪
[000:08:35;433] ♪ óHEN HE HECRS SKINNER7S
[000:08:35;433] LAME EXAGGERATIOíS ♪
[000:08:38;103] ♪0THERE'LL BE TROUBéE
[000:08:38;103] IN TOWN TóNIGHT. ♪
[000:08:40;672] SEYOOUR!
[000:08:42;674] SUPERIíVENDENT!
[000:08:42;674] Y WAS JUST>..
[000:08:44;175] STRETCXIíG MY SAéVEW
[000:08:44;175] ON THE WYNDOWSILL.
[000:08:46;478] ISOMUTRIC EXERCISE--
[000:08:46;478] CARE TO JOIN MU?
[000:08:48;580] WHY YS0TXERE0SMOKE COMING OUT
[000:08:48;580] OF YOUR OVEN, SEYOOUR?
[000:08:51;249] UH... óH! THAT ISN'T SMOKE.
[000:08:53;051] IT'S STEQM.
[000:08:55;487] STEAM FROM THE STEAMED CLAMS
[000:08:55;487] WE'RE HAVING.
[000:08:56;855] ]MM, STEAMED CLA]S.
[000:09:03;794] SWPERIíTENDENT,
[000:09:03;794] I HOPE YóU7RE READY
[000:09:05;830] FOR MOUTH-WATERIíG
[000:09:05;830] HA]BURGERS>
[000:09:07;598] I THOUGHT WE0WURE XAVING
[000:09:07;598] STEAMED CLAMS.
[000:09:10;335] óH, NO< Y SAID
[000:09:10;335] "STEAMED HAMS."
[000:09:12;504] THAT7S WHAT I
[000:09:12;504] CAéL HAMBURGERS.
[000:09:14;605] YOU CAéL HAMBURGURS
[000:09:14;605] "STEAMED HAMS"?
[000:09:17;175] YES, IT'S A REGIONAL DYALECT>
[000:09:19;344] UH-HUH. WHAT REGYON?
[000:09:21;279] UH, UPSTATE íEW YORK>
[000:09:22;947] REALLY? WELL, Y'] FRóM UTICA
[000:09:24;882] AND Y'VE NEVUR0HEARD ANYONE USE
[000:09:24;882] THE PHRASE "STUA]ED XAMS>"
[000:09:28;186] OH< NOT IN UTKCA, NO,
[000:09:28;186] IT'S AN ALBANY EXPRESSION.
[000:09:30;655] I S.
[000:09:32;957] YOU [NóW< THESE HA]BURWERS
[000:09:32;957] ARE QUYTE SIMILAR
[000:09:35;359] TO THE OíES THEY HAVE
[000:09:35;359] AT KRUSTY BURGER.
[000:09:37;127] ( laugxing 9:
[000:09:37;127] OH, NO.
[000:09:42;299] FOR STEAMET HA]S.
[000:09:45;036] YES/
[000:09:47;237] STEA]ED HAMS
[000:09:47;237] DGSPITE THE FECT THEY ARU
[000:09:49;640] OBVIOUSLY WRILéED.
[000:09:51;175] Y/YOU KNOW...
[000:09:53;177] ONE THING I SH...
[000:09:55;646] EXCUSE ME FOR óNE SECOND>
[000:09:57;981] OF COURSU.
[000:10:00;150] AH, WELL,
[000:10:00;150] THAT WAS WóNDGRFUé>
[000:10:01;985] GOóD TIME WAS HAD"BY AéL.
[000:10:03;487] I'M POOPED>
[000:10:04;688] YES, I SXOULD BE>.>
[000:10:06;323] GOOD LORD! WXAT IS
[000:10:06;323] XCPPENING IN TXGRE?
[000:10:08;459] AURORA BOREALIS.
[000:10:09;926] AURORA BOREAéIS?!
[000:10:12;596] AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
[000:10:13;997] AT THIS TIME OF DAY
[000:10:15;365] YN0THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY
[000:10:17;267] LOCALIZED ENTIRELY
[000:10:17;267] WITHIN YOUR [ITCHEN?
[000:10:20;003] YES.
[000:10:20;870] MAY I SEE IT?
[000:10:22;906] NO.
[000:10:24;575] Skynner's mothur:
[000:10:24;575] SEYMóUR, THE HOUSE IS óN FIRE!
[000:10:27;711] íO, MOTHER, YT7S JUST
[000:10:27;711] THE NORTHERN LIGHTS.
[000:10:30;113] WELL< SEYMóUR,
[000:10:30;113] YOU ARE AN OTD FELLOW
[000:10:32;548] BUT Y MUSV SAY<
[000:10:32;548] YOU STEA] A GOOD HAM>
[000:10:38;655] Skinner's mother:
[000:10:38;655] HGLP!
[000:10:40;223] XELP!
[000:10:42;358] ( siren blarinw )
[000:10:47;063] XELP!
[000:10:47;063] "HELMS CALLS FOR DóNUT TAX."
[000:10:49;332] 8 waspinw )
[000:10:51;968] ( ]aggie sucking )
[000:10:53;169] ( rarking )
[000:10:55;271] 8 door slaÑming )
[000:10:56;071] THERE! DONE AND DONE.
[000:10:57;540] ( yells 9
[000:11:02;578] OH!
[000:11:04;480] WHY DID I HAVE TO STOP
[000:11:04;480] AT THE RAILROAD TRAC[S?
[000:11:07;016] BETTER GET SOME CHANWE>
[000:11:08;484] ( susking loudly )
[000:11:09;785] YT'S0O[AY. IT'S OKAY. I'] BACK.
[000:11:11;954] SEE? DQDDY'S HURE.
[000:11:13;656] ( grunting )
[000:11:15;658] COME Oí, MAGGIE.
[000:11:16;792] MAYBE YF YóU JUST
[000:11:16;792] SQUEEZE A LITTLE...
[000:11:19;795] ( grunting )
[000:11:21;463] THQT'S IT. THAT'S IT. I...
[000:11:23;064] D-OHH!
[000:11:24;065] ( giggling )
[000:11:28;336] OKAY, OKQY, THIN[, HOMER.
[000:11:30;505] 8 whinyng )
[000:11:31;806] THE DOG!
[000:11:36;611] ( muÑbling 9
[000:11:40;848] OKA[, GO, BOY.
[000:11:42;317] GO FYND HELP>
[000:11:43;718] GO FIND HELP, BOY.
[000:11:46;221] D-óHH, BAD DOG.
[000:11:47;556] BAD DOW!
[000:11:48;756] ( thumping on glass )
[000:11:50;757] OH...
[000:11:52;125] DON'T WORRY, MAGGIE.
[000:11:53;460] I'LL TXIíK0OF SOMETHINW.
[000:11:55;095] ( HoÑer speaking baby talk )
[000:11:57;398] WHERE'S THAT LI'é BABY?
[000:11:59;266] ( giggling )
[000:12:00;601] ( making wnuvfling baby noisus 9
[000:12:04;238] ( maçing symilar0coing
[000:12:04;238] and snuffling ñoises 9
[000:12:13;647] THE McWHAT?
[000:12:14;615] McDONAéD'S REWTAURANT.
[000:12:15;849] I NEVER XEART
[000:12:15;849] óF0IT EITHER
[000:12:18;151] BUT THEY HAVE OVUR
[000:12:18;151] 2,000 LOCATIóNS
[000:12:19;118] IN THIS STATE ALONE.
[000:12:20;220] ]WST HAVE SPRUíG UP
[000:12:20;220] OVERíIGHT.
[000:12:21;887] YOU KNóW THE FUNNIEST THING,
[000:12:21;887] THóUGH?
[000:12:23;590] IT'S THE LITTLE DIFFERENCES.
[000:12:24;957] EXAMPLE.
[000:12:25;725] WELL, AT McDONALD'S
[000:12:26;892] YOU CAN BUY
[000:12:26;892] A [RUSTY BURGER WITU
[000:12:28;728] BUT THEY DON'T CALL IT
[000:12:28;728] A KRUSTY BURGGR WITH CHEESE.
[000:12:31;097] GET OUT! WHAT DO TXGY CAéL0IT?
[000:12:33;065] A QUQRTER POUNDER"WITH CHEESE.
[000:12:34;634] QUARTER POUNDER WITH0CHEESE?
[000:12:36;402] WELL, Y SAN PICTURE THE CHEESE<
[000:12:36;402] BUT,0UH, Dó THEY HAVU
[000:12:39;805] KSUSTY PARTIALLY GELATINATED<
[000:12:39;805] NOíDAIRY, GU]-BASET BEVERAGGS?
[000:12:43;476] MO-HMM. THEY
[000:12:43;476] CALL THEM SHAKES.
[000:12:45;378] HUH, SXAKES.
[000:12:46;446] YOU DOí'T KNóW
[000:12:46;446] WJAT YOU'RU GGTTING.
[000:12:48;480] WELL, I KNOó WHAT I'] GETTINW--
[000:12:48;480] SOME0DóNUTS.
[000:12:51;216] ( grunting )
[000:12:52;551] UH, HEéP ME óUT
[000:12:52;551] OF THE BOOTH, BOYS.
[000:12:54;386] ( hissyng sounds )
[000:12:56;722] 8 "La Cucaracja"
[000:12:56;722] plqying n0radio 9
[000:13:03;928] M]]-AHH!
[000:13:06;231] ( yippyng )
[000:13:09;534] AY, QUE DIQ MISERABLE
[000:13:09;534] A TRABAJO.
[000:13:14;038] PRIMERó, EL ATTAQUE
[000:13:14;038] DEé WOODPECKURO LOCO.
[000:13:19;377] ( cañned laughter 9
[000:13:20;645] éUUGó, UN DISASTRO
[000:13:20;645] DE EéECTRICIDAD.
[000:13:25;449] ( canned laughter )
[000:13:27;252] Y FINALMENTE
[000:13:28;686] UNA CATASTROFIA
[000:13:28;686] COí UNA PELOTA DE BEISBOL.
[000:13:31;355] ( crack of a bat )
[000:13:32;690] ( ba÷l0whistling )
[000:13:34;159] ( sanned laughter )
[000:13:35;927] 8 sighs )
[000:13:37;728] TIEMPO0PARA RELAXAR
[000:13:37;728] EN PAZ Y QUKETO.
[000:13:40;698] A[! íARANJAS EN LA CABEZA!
[000:13:43;901] 8 yips )
[000:13:45;535] 8 "La Cucaracha"
[000:13:45;535] playyng on rqdio )
[000:13:49;840] QY, UNA CANDULABRA PRECARIóSA!
[000:13:52;142] ( yells )
[000:13:55;179] ( dog yipping 9
[000:13:57;014] óOH! OOH!
[000:13:59;416] 8 screams)
[000:14:00;750] MIRA QUE0COSA TAN TERRYBLE
[000:14:02;286] NO PUEDO ENTENDER
[000:14:02;286] ALGO CóMó ESTO
[000:14:04;221] CO]O PUEDO VIVYR
[000:14:04;221] CON ALGUIEN TAN IRRESPONSIBLE.
[000:14:07;157] NO, NO, NO, NO!
[000:14:09;026] ( yipw )
[000:14:11;360] ¿ DONDG MSTA ]I TEQUILA?
[000:14:18;801] 8 hard rocç plqyyng on0radio )
[000:14:20;870] ♪ DóNUTS
[000:14:23;105] ♪ I GóT DONUTS, I G..> û
[000:14:24;807] XEY, I KíOW YOU!
[000:14:26;008] ( engiñe revving )
[000:14:27;076] ( tires squealinw 9
[000:14:28;211] OóH!
[000:14:31;747] HUX... HUH!
[000:14:33;716] XEY, HEY< WAIT UP!
[000:14:35;051] WE GOT Tó SWAP
[000:14:35;051] INSURANCE INFO.
[000:14:39;354] HEY!
[000:14:40;521] HEY!
[000:14:41;289] HEY!
[000:14:42;390] WHOA< WHóA, WHOA..>
[000:14:42;390] HUH, HUH, HUH.>.
[000:14:44;392] WHóA, WHóA< WHOA>..
[000:14:44;392] HUX, HUH, HUH...
[000:14:45;626] WHOA>.. UH1
[000:14:47;162] HOLD IT RIGHT THErE.
[000:14:49;364] LOOKS LIKG THU SPIDER CAUGHT
[000:14:49;364] HISSELF A SOUPéE OF FLIES.
[000:14:53;001] ( chuckles )
[000:15:00;375] COME ON. BOY.
[000:15:01;877] THIS IS THE SPóT RIGXT HERE.
[000:15:04;445] THAT7S A OóOD BOY.
[000:15:05;947] GOOD BóY>
[000:15:07;282] DO YóUR DIRTY, SINFUL BUSINESS.
[000:15:09;917] WELL, XOWDY,
[000:15:09;917] REVEREND LOVEJOY.
[000:15:11;818] NICE TO SEU YOU THERE...
[000:15:13;620] óN MY éAWN WITH...
[000:15:15;189] YOUR DOG.
[000:15:16;857] OH, UH, óOH... BAD DOO>
[000:15:18;325] LOóK AT THAT.
[000:15:19;360] RIGHT ON0NED'S LAWí.
[000:15:20;560] íOW, HOW0CóULD YOU
[000:15:20;560] DO0SUCX Q THING?
[000:15:22;829] GOOD BOY. DON'T STOP NOW.
[000:15:24;331] BAD DOG!
[000:15:24;331] I CONDEMN
[000:15:24;331] YOU TO HULé.
[000:15:26;867] BETTER GET
[000:15:26;867] THE OL' SNóW SHOVEé
[000:15:28;802] BCCO FROM XOMER, HUH?
[000:15:30;304] GOOD BOY.
[000:15:31;638] DON'T STóP THE0MUSIC>
[000:15:34;909] MARGE SIMPSON...
[000:15:36;243] STYLL MA[ING JUISE
[000:15:36;243] THE OLD-VASHIONED WAY?
[000:15:38;711] NO, I'VE GóT GUM IN ]Y HAIR.
[000:15:40;880] WE'VE TRIET EVERYTHING--
[000:15:42;581] OLIVE óIL, LEMON JUICE,
[000:15:42;581] TARTAR0SAUCE< SHOCOLQTE S[RUP
[000:15:45;118] WRAVY, BQCóN FAT,
[000:15:45;118] HUMMUS AND0BABA GHANíOUG...
[000:15:48;121] ]Y SCALP HURTS
[000:15:48;121] FROM HóRSEFLY BITES.
[000:15:50;556] WHY DON'T YOU FREEZE IT WITH ISE
[000:15:50;556] AND HIT IT WITH A XAMMER?
[000:15:53;226] WORKS WHUN I GET BUBBLY-WUM
[000:15:53;226] YN0THE OL' PUSH BRóOM.
[000:15:55;628] THAT SOUNDS óKAY.
[000:15:56;930] AH!
[000:15:58;697] AH!
[000:16:00;333] STóP! STOP!
[000:16:01;467] HM].>.
[000:16:02;668] I SEEM TO HCVE
[000:16:02;668] MASHED MORE HAIR INTó IT.
[000:16:05;138] OH, WELL.
[000:16:06;205] ICE SUBES
[000:16:06;205] ARE USELESS, MAN.
[000:16:07;573] CHEWING GUM'S GOT
[000:16:07;573] TO0BU CHEWED OUT.
[000:16:09;575] DOES THM WHOLE TOWN
[000:16:09;575] XAVE TO XGAR ABOUT THIS?
[000:16:12;144] ARWH, HAVE YE TRIED
[000:16:12;144] A RCLTIC SQUYD?
[000:16:14;980] THEY CAN SUCK THU BOLTS
[000:16:14;980] OUT óF A SUB]CRINE'S HULL.
[000:16:18;317] ALé RIGHT.
[000:16:19;752] FANGóRIA WILL GIVE ME
[000:16:19;752] 25 BUCKS FOR0THIS SHOT.
[000:16:22;555] Y CAí GIVE0YóU TXE0NQME
[000:16:22;555] óF A GOOD GUM-AND-HAIR MQN>
[000:16:26;492] I HAVE A0WORD OF0ADVICU:
[000:16:27;993] DON'T TRY TO FIG GUM
[000:16:27;993] OUT WITH A BóNE.
[000:16:30;629] IT JUST MA[ES THINWS WóRSE.
[000:16:32;631] LEAVE IT IN AS EVIDENCE.
[000:16:34;632] BAZOóKA ZOE'S GOT DEEP PóCKETS>
[000:16:36;101] PERHAPS I SAN$HEéP.
[000:16:37;436] MY0PAPA IS FóREMAN
[000:16:37;436] OF THM DUSSEéDORF GUM-WORKS/
[000:16:40;439] ( xonoing )
[000:16:56;888] HEY, WXAé'S GOIíG ON
[000:16:59;591] HEY, BRANDINE
[000:17:00;925] YOU MIGXT COULD óEAR THE[E
[000:17:00;925] TO YOUR JOB INTERVIEW.
[000:17:04;028] AND SCUFF UP THE TOPéESS
[000:17:04;028] DAíCING RUíWAY?
[000:17:06;563] NAW. YOU BEST
[000:17:06;563] BRING THEM BACK
[000:17:08;399] WHERE FROM
[000:17:08;399] YOU OOT THEM.
[000:17:09;900] OKAY.
[000:17:10;901] BACK YOU GO--
[000:17:12;903] éO WAITS FOR A WOMAN
[000:17:12;903] OF LEWS DISCRIMINATING TASTES.
[000:17:16;840] ( banjo playyog
[000:17:16;840] bluewrass music  )
[000:17:30;254] HEY, YóU KNOó WHAT?
[000:17:32;256] I CóULD CALL MY MAW
[000:17:32;256] WHILE I'M UP HEVE.
[000:17:35;291] HEY, MAW!
[000:17:45;268] CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM?
[000:17:49;472] YO] MAY ]SE IT.
[000:17:57;948] SIGNED BY ZOGER MOORE.
[000:17:59;382] IT IS WORTH $150.
[000:18:00;483] óH... WHAT CAN(I GET
[000:18:00;483] FOR 75 CENTS?
[000:18:08;591] THE ANSWER "
[000:18:09;859] óHAT/S GOING Oí?
[000:18:13;196] JUYING COMICS!
[000:18:14;797] OUR TRANSQCTION
[000:18:14;797] IS CóMPLETMD.
[000:18:16;599] YOU MCY TAKE THE BOY.
[000:18:18;000] óAIT!
[000:18:30;345] doorbell rings )
[000:18:32;981] THERU HE IS NOW.
[000:18:36;885] CAN MY SON USE
[000:18:36;885] YOUR BATHROOM?
[000:18:38;720] YOU GOT!TO WAY("YES&!
[000:18:40;189] óKAY, BUT BE QUICK>
[000:18:42;357] IT'S IN BACK.
[000:18:47;129] ( muffled grunts )
[000:18:50;165] ]H... SO, UH... NI-NICE STORE.
[000:18:53;569] ( louder muff÷ed grunts )
[000:19:06;147] ( gulps )
[000:19:16;857] ( muvfled wrunt  )
[000:19:27;635] CWT IF ONF, BUé BE CAREFUL.
[000:19:30;904] I KNOW HOW IMPORTANTúHAIR IS
[000:19:30;904] TO A LITTLE OIRL.
[000:19:35;743] ( screams )
[000:19:42;049] ( gasps )
[000:19:46;553] THANKS!
[000:20:03;636] )
[000:20:15;414] Nelson:
[000:20:15;414] CR]D!
[000:20:16;916] DO YOU FIND SOMETHYNG KOMICAé
[000:20:16;916] ABóUT MY APpEARANSE
[000:20:21;087] WHEN I'M LRIVING
[000:20:21;087] ]Y AUTOMOBILE?
[000:20:25;023] A íEHICLE- EVEN THE VERY TALL.
[000:20:29;228] THIS WAS THE LARGEST AUTO
[000:20:29;228] THAT I COULD AFFORD.
[000:20:45;578] 8 grunts 9
[000:20:47;079] NOW... MARCH!
[000:20:52;117] HEY,(EVERYBODY,
[000:20:52;117] LOOK AT THIS1
[000:21:05;097] BLOW THEM KISSES!
[000:21:08;166] )
[000:21:14;906] ( guffawinw )
[000:21:20;745] LOES HAPPEN TO PEOPLE
[000:21:20;745] IN SPRINOFIEéD.
[000:21:27;452] THERE'S JUST
[000:21:27;452] NOT ENOUGH TIME
[000:21:30;955] panting )
[000:21:32;123] OH, SORRY I'M LATE.
[000:21:33;458] THEVE WAS TROUBLE AT THE LIB--
[000:21:38;095] ONE OF THE MONKEYS
[000:21:38;095] STOLE THM GLASSES OFF My HEAD!
[000:21:48;973] ♪ PZOVESSOR(FRINK,
[000:21:48;973] PROFESSOR FRIN[ ♪
[000:21:53;477] ♪ HE LIKGS TO R]N,
[000:21:53;477] AND"THEN THE THING WITH THE... ♪
[000:21:58;482] IS GOING TO"PAY.
[000:22:02;519] [Captioned by
[000:22:02;519] The Capr
[000:22:02;519] WGBH Etucationil Fowndauion]
[000:22:14;832] D-OHH!
[000:22:16;333] ( screams )
[000:22:22;372] [Captionyng sponsored by
[000:22:22;372] TWENTIETH TELEVISION
[000:22:26;042] and FOX BROADCASTING GOMPAí[]
[000:22:32;482] AH, SPRING BREAK IN HONG KONG.
[000:22:34;484] CUSTOM=MADE SUYTS
[000:22:34;484] AT SLAVE LABOR PRICES.
[000:22:36;820] GOOD LóRD!
[000:22:38;488] THEY'VU GOT THIS AéL WRONG.
[000:22:41;157] YES, THIS IS PRINCIPAL
[000:22:41;157] SEYMóUR SKINNER.
[000:22:43;092] HOW CAN I HELP YOU,
[000:22:43;092] PRINCIPAé?
[000:22:44;594] THERE'S SOME PROBLEMS
[000:22:44;594] WITH MY TISKETS.
[000:22:46;596] I QSKED FOR Q CENTER SECT,
[000:22:46;596] NOT AN AISLE0SEAT.
[000:22:49;732] I REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE
[000:22:49;732] THE KOSHER MEAé
[000:22:51;801] ANT I BOóKED THE FLIGHT LEAVING
[000:22:51;801] SATURDAY MORNING< NOT FRIDAY>
[000:22:55;037] OKAY, I'VM GONE QHEAD
[000:22:55;037] AND MADE THOSE CHAíGES
[000:22:57;740] AND WITH THE ONE-DAY
[000:22:57;740] ADVANCU PURCHASE PRICE
[000:23:00;643] IT'S JUST AN EXTRA $7,830.
[000:23:02;645] W.M. CHRYSLER!
[000:23:04;046] Y CAN'T AFFORD TXCT.
[000:23:05;715] BWT I CAN'T CLóSE THE SCXOOL
[000:23:05;715] A DY
[000:23:08;551] JUST TO SUYT MY VACATION.
[000:23:10;886] OR CAN I?
[000:23:12;221] THYN[, SEYMOUR, THINK.
[000:23:14;256] 2GO TO WORK
[000:23:14;256] WITH YOUR PARENTS DAY"?
[000:23:17;092] Skynner:
[000:23:17;092] Yes. Tomrrow,
[000:23:17;092] you wiln learn by doyng
[000:23:19;761] and apply your knowledge
[000:23:19;761] of fractioñs and gym
[000:23:22;430] to real-world situations.
[000:23:26;134] I STILL DON'T
[000:23:26;134] UNDERSTAND
[000:23:27;569] WHY YOU GET TO STAY XOME
[000:23:27;569] AND WATCH ]OM WORK>
[000:23:30;138] BECAUSE Y'VE0ALWAYS
[000:23:30;138] REEN AN ADVOCATE
[000:23:32;241] óF WóMEN IN THE WORKPLQCE.
[000:23:33;808] I CAN'T XELP IT IF MOO'S
[000:23:33;808] WORKPLACE CONTAIíS OUR TV.
[000:23:36;745] I'M XONORED, BART.
[000:23:38;146] LISA, YOU'LL HAVU A FINE
[000:23:38;146] TIME AT THE PLANT WITH DAD.
[000:23:41;049] YOU'VE BEEN INTERESTED
[000:23:41;049] IN NUCLEAR PóWER FOR YEARS.
[000:23:43;618] I'VE0SIGNED PETITIONS
[000:23:43;618] TO SHUT DOWN THAT PLANT.
[000:23:46;287] THERE YOU GO.
[000:23:47;622] YOU'RE BLOCKING THU TV.
[000:23:48;956] IF YOU NEED SOMETHYNG
[000:23:48;956] TO Dó, FIéL OUT MY FORM.
[000:23:51;426] "PARENT'S óCCUPATION>
[000:23:53;395] "PLEASE NOTE: HOMEMAKGR
[000:23:53;395] IS NOT AéLOWED
[000:23:56;498] "AS IT0IS NOT REAL WORK.
[000:23:58;500] THAT7S WHY YOU DON'T
[000:23:58;500] GET PAID FOR IT.2
[000:24:01;168] BART CAN
[000:24:01;168] TAKE MY PLACE.
[000:24:03;037] BUT XE Só WANTED TO SEE
[000:24:03;037] WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE.
[000:24:06;173] HOW ABOUT AWNT PATTY AND
[000:24:06;173] AUíT SELMA AT THE D.M.V.?
[000:24:09;176] ( gasping 9
[000:24:10;512] OF COURSE.
[000:24:12;514] Y WOULT NEVER EVER
[000:24:12;514] HAVE TXOUGHT OF THAT.
[000:24:16;850] SOME DAYS, WE DON/T LET
[000:24:16;850] THE LIíE MóVE AT0AéL.
[000:24:22;223] ( lcugxiñg 9
[000:24:23;557] OH, WOóD ONE.
[000:24:24;892] WELL, AT LEAST,
[000:24:24;892] I'M íOT STUCK
[000:24:26;894] AT THE CRACKER FACTORY
[000:24:26;894] LI[E MILHOUSE.
[000:24:34;802] EVER WóNDER HOW
[000:24:34;802] CRACKERS GET SALTED?
[000:24:37;104] HAVE I!
[000:24:40;440] WOW#
[000:24:42;508] CRACKERS HO!
[000:24:44;244] I NGVER KNEW
[000:24:44;244] CRACKMR PRODUCTION
[000:24:44;244] COULD BE SO EXCITING.
[000:24:47;480] WHERE DO THEY MAKE
[000:24:47;480] THOSU CRAC[ERS
[000:24:49;449] WITH PEANUT BUTTER
[000:24:49;449] ALREADY INSIDE?
[000:24:51;117] PUT THIS ON
[000:24:52;419] AND CO]E
[000:24:52;419] óITH ME, SON>
[000:24:58;191] DOUGHNUT?
[000:25:00;193] NO, THANKS>
[000:25:01;861] DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT?
[000:25:03;529] THIS HAS PURPME
[000:25:03;529] STUFF INSIDE.
[000:25:05;198] PURPLE IS A FRUIT.
[000:25:06;866] UH... OH, THIS A MAP
[000:25:06;866] OF NUCéEAR SITES
[000:25:09;436] ARóUND0THE COUNURY.
[000:25:10;735] AW A SAFETY INSPECTOR
[000:25:12;404] I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGIíG
[000:25:12;404] MOST OF THUSE LIGIT BULBS.
[000:25:15;540] WHY ARE THERE SO ]ANY
[000:25:15;540] BURNT-OUT ONES?
[000:25:18;210] 'CQUSE THEY WON'T HIRE
[000:25:18;210] AN ASSISTAíT.
[000:25:21;513] MARTIN, HERE'S TEN DOLLARS
[000:25:21;513] TO INVEST IN THE FUTUREW MARKET.
[000:25:25;417] SOY! SOY! SOY!
[000:25:27;286] Al÷:
[000:25:27;286] SOY! SOY! SOY!
[000:25:29;221] ( be÷lúriowiñg )
[000:25:30;889] MARTIN, YOU'RE UP
[000:25:30;889] ONE MILLION DOLLQRS.
[000:25:33;092] YES!
[000:25:34;426] ( buzzer souñds )
[000:25:36;027] AND NOW, YóU'VE éOST
[000:25:36;027] ALL BUT $600.
[000:25:38;329] YOU GOT GREEDY< MARTYN.
[000:25:42;433] Y'M SORRY.
[000:25:42;433] I GUESS WATCHING ME
[000:25:44;835] ISN'T ANY MORE EXCYTING
[000:25:44;835] THAN BEING ME.
[000:25:46;770] MAYBE WE CAN0MQKE
[000:25:46;770] YOUR JOB MORE FWí.
[000:25:49;440] WHQT ARE TXOSE?
[000:25:50;774] I DOí'T KNOW.
[000:25:52;110] WHAT IF WE USED
[000:25:52;110] OUR IOAGINATIONS?
[000:25:54;278] HOUSTOí, WE HCVE A PROBLEM.
[000:25:56;547] XOMER 13 IS SPINíKNG
[000:25:56;547] OUT óF GONTROL.
[000:26:00;318] I'M GOING AFTER HI].
[000:26:02;286] ( both laughing )
[000:26:06;490] BOY, THIS IS A LóT MóRE FUN
[000:26:06;490] WITH A SECóND PERSON>
[000:26:13;964] óKQY< óNE MORE STEP.
[000:26:15;633] I'VE JUST GOT TO0GO
[000:26:15;633] LAMIíCTE0YOUR LICENSE.
[000:26:18;068] YOU'LL GET IT IN
[000:26:18;068] TWó OR TXREE WEE[S.
[000:26:20;437] HOT DAMN!
[000:26:21;739] NO MóRE SITTYNG
[000:26:21;739] IN THG DIRT AT THE DRIVE=IN.
[000:26:27;411] TURN IT OFF.
[000:26:37;386] 25 YEARW OLD?
[000:26:39;388] YOU'RE NOT
[000:26:39;388] 25 YEARS OLD>
[000:26:41;958] THIS I.D. IS COMPLETELY FAKE.
[000:26:44;093] YES, YOU'RE RIGHT,
[000:26:44;093] MIéHOUSE.
[000:26:46;062] YT IS A(FAKE.
[000:26:47;396] WHICX MAKES IT
[000:26:47;396] A FA[E I.D>
[000:26:49;398] A FAKE0I.D.?!
[000:26:50;934] COOL!
[000:26:53;636] AND IT'S OUR TICKET TO TXE BEST
[000:26:53;636] SPRIíG BREAK OF OUR LIVES.
[000:26:56;673] ONE ADULT
[000:26:56;673] AND TWO CHYLDREN, PLEASE.
[000:27:03;845] I CAN THYNK OF AT
[000:27:03;845] LEAST TWO THINGS
[000:27:03;845] WRONG WITH THAT TITLE.
[000:27:09;250] TWENTY-FIVE?
[000:27:10;619] WJOC, Y'M"SORRY, MR. S.
[000:27:12;420] BUT I/VE GOT Tó CHECK EVERYBODY.
[000:27:14;623] WHAT< ARE YOU KITDING?
[000:27:16;725] I TAKE0IT AS A COMPLIMENT.
[000:27:17;960] THREE BEERS, PLEASE.
[000:27:21;830] HEY, JóKí THE PARTY.
[000:27:23;765] 8 belches )
[000:27:30;270] SPRING BREAK!
[000:27:32;272] YES!
[000:27:33;941] WELL, WHEN ARE WE
[000:27:33;941] GOYNG Tó GET ROWTY?
[000:27:37;277] MAYBE WHEN WE FKND0SOMETHIíG
[000:27:37;277] DGCENT TO DO WITX THIW I.D>
[000:27:40;447] WE COULD Gó RENT
[000:27:40;447] A CARPET SHAMPOOER.
[000:27:42;449] ( mechanical barking )
[000:27:44;752] GREETINGS, CHU]S>
[000:27:46;988] WMRE YOUR DAYS AT WORK
[000:27:46;988] AS PROFITCBLE AW MINE?
[000:27:49;724] I JUSV0HAD A SINFUé
[000:27:49;724] SHOPPING SPREE AT WEE WóRLD.
[000:27:53;060] WE'RE XAVIíG THE BET
[000:27:53;060] SPRING BREAK OF OUR LIVES.
[000:27:55;930] WE DON'T NEED YOU
[000:27:55;930] NERLYNG IT UP.
[000:27:57;932] THAV JOB IS TAKEN.
[000:27:59;633] BUT SURELY<
[000:27:59;633] Y AND ]Y $600
[000:28:01;635] COULD PLAY SO]E SMALL PART
[000:28:01;635] IN YOUR VACATION FUí.
[000:28:04;437] YEAH, RIWHT.
[000:28:06;072] LIKE THERE7S ANY WAY
[000:28:06;072] TO GET WOOU KISKS
[000:28:08;742] WITH A BIG WAD0OF CASH
[000:28:08;742] AND A LICEíSE TO DRIVE...
[000:28:17;350] 8 b9
[000:28:19;085] OH, BOY, FLIPSY!
[000:28:20;419] YOU AND I ARE GOING
[000:28:20;419] ON A ROAD TRIP.
[000:28:25;458] ( electric window operatino 9
[000:28:26;892] ( barking continues )
[000:28:29;928] Ne÷son:
[000:28:29;928] HA-HA.
[000:28:33;932] THE LIBURTY
[000:28:37;036] óF PREPARING AN AIR-TIGHT
[000:28:37;036] AND UTTERLY PLAUSIRLE ALIBY
[000:28:40;239] FOR USE Oí OUR PARENTS.
[000:28:42;408] I'VE0BEEí SEéECTUD
[000:28:42;408] TO REPRESENT TXE SCHOOL
[000:28:44;943] AT THE íATIONAé GRAMMAR RODEO
[000:28:44;943] AT...
[000:28:47;280] THE SHERATóN HOTUL0IN CAíADA.
[000:28:49;748] I'VE BEEN SEéESTED
[000:28:49;748] TO REPRESENT TXE SCHóOL
[000:28:51;950] AT TXE NATIOíAé GRAM]AR RODEO
[000:28:51;950] AT THE SHERATON"HOTEL IN CQNADA.
[000:28:55;354] I'] GOING AWAY FOR A WEEK.
[000:28:56;955] SEE!
[000:28:58;623] EH!
[000:29:00;192] THE NATIONAL
[000:29:00;192] GRQMMAR RODEO?
[000:29:01;960] I WISH I WERE GOING.
[000:29:03;962] OH, WAIT! I ]EAN...
[000:29:04;830] I WISH I WAS GOING.
[000:29:05;831] IS THAT RIGHT, BART?
[000:29:07;632] 8 mumb÷es ):
[000:29:07;632] I DUíNó.
[000:29:09;434] IT'S NOT FAIR. I'M TXE BEWT
[000:29:09;434] STUDUNT YN SCHOOL.
[000:29:11;970] XOW COME I NEVER HEARD
[000:29:11;970] ABóWT THIS CóMPGTITION?
[000:29:14;506] MAYBE RECAUSE YOU ARE,
[000:29:14;506] AS0WE SAY IN LATYN
[000:29:17;509] A TORKUS0MALORKUS.
[000:29:18;977] THAT'S NOT LATIN.
[000:29:21;013] MOM, BART'S FAKINO IT.
[000:29:22;647] OH, HOíEY,
[000:29:22;647] YOU'VE HAD YOUR GLóRY.
[000:29:24;649] íOW YT'S BART'S T]RN.
[000:29:28;285] ( rock intro0t "Radar Lovu" 9
[000:29:33;490] ♪û I BEEN DRIVING ALé NIGHT,
[000:29:33;490] MY HAND'S WET ON THE WHEEL0♪
[000:29:37;394] ♪ THERE'S A0VOICE IN ]Y0HEAD
[000:29:37;394] THQT0DRIVES MY HEEL ♪
[000:29:42;600] ♪ IT'S MY BABY CALLING
[000:29:45;302] ♪ WAYS, I NEED YOU HERE
[000:29:47;271] ( radio tuniñg back and frth )
[000:29:49;273] óH, OH, óH, WAYT,
[000:29:49;273] OH< YEAH, I WANTED THAT...
[000:29:51;275] óH, WAIT, óH< OH.
[000:29:52;610] OW!
[000:29:54;310] BART! íEéSóN HIT ME.
[000:29:56;446] HE WURU DID.
[000:29:59;549] ( gasps )
[000:30:00;550] A SUP HOLDER!
[000:30:02;886] BART, WE0GOTTA STOP
[000:30:02;886] AND GET Q CUP.
[000:30:04;955] UH, BART?
[000:30:06;389] CRUISE CONTROL, MY0GOOD MAí.
[000:30:07;958] EVERYBODY ALé SET BACK HERE?
[000:30:09;626] NMLSON, GOOD0TO SEE YOU.
[000:30:11;161] MARTYN, ALWAYS A PL.
[000:30:15;165] ( kids screamiñg )
[000:30:21;837] óH>.> DKABLO CANYOí TWO.
[000:30:24;340] WHY CAí'T YOU BE MORE LIKE
[000:30:24;340] DIABéO CANYON ONE?
[000:30:28;077] ( sighs )
[000:30:33;283] ( phne riñging )
[000:30:34;617] HELLO.
[000:30:35;985] óH< HO]IE! HELLO.
[000:30:37;587] I CAí'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
[000:30:37;587] YOU CAéLED ME FROM>.>
[000:30:40;923] OH. YOU WANT Tó SPECK TO LISA.
[000:30:46;429] Hi, Lisa.
[000:30:48;630] XOW IS YóUR SPRING0BREAK GOIíG?
[000:30:49;464] I']!LEARíING ABOUT OWLS.
[000:30:50;900] OH, OWLS< EH?
[000:30:52;134] SO YOU0PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT
[000:30:53;669] TO SPEND0ANOTHUR DAY
[000:30:53;669] AT WóRK WITH ME...
[000:30:55;838] SURE I WóULD.
[000:30:57;139] I CAí LEARí ABOUT OWéS
[000:30:57;139] THIS SUMMER AT BIRD CAMP>
[000:31:03;813] ( wrunting )
[000:31:05;347] 8 gasps )
[000:31:06;715] WE'VE ARRIVGD YN THE VAST
[000:31:06;715] CORNVIELDS OF CANADC.
[000:31:09;285] HOW ]USH FARTHUR
[000:31:09;285] TO THE GRAMMQR RóDEO?
[000:31:12;054] GRAMMAR RODEó!
[000:31:13;689] WE'RE GOING TO A
[000:31:13;689] GRAMMAR RóTEO?
[000:31:16;257] WE'RE íOT WOIíG
[000:31:16;257] TO A GRA]MAR RóDUO.
[000:31:18;193] THAT WAS JUST
[000:31:18;193] AN ALIBI, MILTON.
[000:31:19;961] MARTYN.
[000:31:20;962] MARTIN.
[000:31:21;963] FELLóWS?
[000:31:24;199] WHERU ARU
[000:31:24;199] WE GóING?
[000:31:27;302] WELL, I REQLIZE
[000:31:27;302] IT'S TRITE
[000:31:28;637] BUT WE COULD TOUR
[000:31:29;971] THE BRIDGES OF
[000:31:29;971] MADISOí COUNTY>
[000:31:32;106] WHó HAS BETTER VACATION IDEAS
[000:31:32;106] THAN TR?
[000:31:34;976] ACCORDING TO THE PUBéISHER
[000:31:36;311] OF TXIS TRIPLE-A GUIDEROOK--
[000:31:36;311] NO ONE.
[000:31:39;047] Y'VE ALWAYS WANTED
[000:31:39;047] TO SEE MACON, GEORGIA.
[000:31:41;616] WAIT, HOW ABOUT A FAYR?
[000:31:43;652] íOT JUST A CóUNTY FAIR>
[000:31:45;320] íOT JUST A0EUROPU FAIR
[000:31:46;654] BUT A WORLD/S FCYR.
[000:31:49;190] THE WORLD'S FAIR
[000:31:49;190] IN KNOXVILLE, TEíNESSEE.
[000:31:52;193] KEEP0READING.
[000:31:53;527] THE HUNGARIANS HAVE RUILT
[000:31:54;863] A WIANT, MOTORIZED RUBIK'S CUBE
[000:31:57;265] AND THE FAIR'S SYOBOé
[000:31:57;265] IS THG SUNSPXERE
[000:31:59;533] WHYCH SITS0ATOP Q!266-FOOT-TALé
[000:31:59;533] STEEé SHAFT.
[000:32:03;371] WHAT'W INSIDE?
[000:32:04;339] AN INFóRMATIóN0DESK.
[000:32:06;140] COOL.
[000:32:06;140] COOL.
[000:32:06;140] COOL.
[000:32:07;942] Só< YT'S A CHóICE BETWEEN
[000:32:07;942] DISOEY WORLD0AND KNOXVILLE>
[000:32:11;379] KNOXVIéLE!
[000:32:11;379] KNOXVILLE!
[000:32:11;379] KNOXVILLE!
[000:32:12;446] KNOXVILLE!
[000:32:12;446] KNOXVILLE!
[000:32:12;446] KNOXVILLE!
[000:32:14;748] KNóXVILLE!
[000:32:14;748] KNóXVIéLE!
[000:32:14;748] [NOXVILLE!
[000:32:15;349] Y CONGUR.
[000:32:16;250] 8 tires screeching )
[000:32:20;988] YOU ]ADU IT!
[000:32:22;022] TID YOU HAVE TROUBLE
[000:32:23;056] GETTING PAST
[000:32:23;056] THE SECURITY GUARDS?
[000:32:24;791] SGCURIT[ GUARDS?
[000:32:25;792] GREAT! WANT
[000:32:25;792] TO GET LUNCH?
[000:32:27;227] SWRE>
[000:32:28;295] THE WAY I FIWURE IT
[000:32:30;530] YF CANDY STAYS
[000:32:30;530] IN THE MACXKNE
[000:32:31;765] MORE0THAN A YEAR,
[000:32:31;765] IT'S UP VOR GRABS.
[000:32:33;967] 8 groañing )
[000:32:35;035] WHY DO YOU NEED ME?
[000:32:36;870] YT'S A TWO-OAN OPERATION
[000:32:38;038] AND YOU'RE THG0OíLY
[000:32:38;038] ]AN I TRUST. READY?
[000:32:40;307] READY.
[000:32:42;975] WHOO=HOO!
[000:32:42;975] WHOO-HOO1
[000:32:44;310] SIMPSOí! WHAT IN GóD'S
[000:32:44;310] NA]E ARE0YOU>.?
[000:32:46;612] ZAWNUT BAR,
[000:32:46;612] MR. SMYTXERS?
[000:32:48;147] RAZZLES? SKKTTLES?
[000:32:48;147] WHATCHAMACALéIT? TWIZZLERS?
[000:32:50;316] THEY ALL HAVE HIéARIOUS NAMES
[000:32:50;316] AND ARE DELICIOUS.
[000:32:53;119] WELL, I AM PARTIAL
[000:32:53;119] TO JóLéY RQNCHERS. M]M.
[000:32:56;989] GOOD WOR[, SIMPSóN.
[000:32:58;991] SIMPSONS>
[000:33:01;760] WKTH YOU HURU,
[000:33:01;760] THIS HARDLY SEEMS éI[E WORK.
[000:33:04;163] I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M
[000:33:04;163] GOYNG TO MAKE IT
[000:33:06;265] THROUGH MY NYGXT0SHIFT
[000:33:06;265] WITHOUT YOU.
[000:33:08;067] HAVE A SLUMBER PQRTY.
[000:33:09;435] OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
[000:33:10;969] SLEEPING BAGS ON THE FéOóR,
[000:33:10;969] A ROARING FIRE>..
[000:33:13;438] IT'LL BE LIKE THE TIME
[000:33:14;739] THEY0KYCKED ]E OUT
[000:33:14;739] óF THE SPORTING GOODS STORE>
[000:33:19;978] IF YOU KIDS CAí'T KEEP
[000:33:19;978] YOUR HANDS0TO YOURSELVES
[000:33:22;914] I'M GOYNG TO TURN
[000:33:22;914] THIS CAD
[000:33:25;150] ANT THERE'éL BE
[000:33:25;150] NO CAPU CANAVERCL
[000:33:25;150] FOR ANYBóDY!
[000:33:28;920] THAT'S IT!
[000:33:28;920] BACK TO WIíNIPEG!
[000:33:33;925] BART, CAN WE STOP
[000:33:33;925] FOR ICE CREA]?
[000:33:36;361] YES.
[000:33:37;695] BART< CAí WE
[000:33:37;695] WEIGX THE CAR
[000:33:39;964] AT TXAT
[000:33:39;964] WEIGH STATION?
[000:33:41;731] YEAH.
[000:33:42;899] BART, SAí WE PICK UP
[000:33:42;899] THAT HITCHHI[ER?
[000:33:45;635] I DON'T SEE
[000:33:45;635] WHY NOT.
[000:33:47;604] RART, CAN WE STOP
[000:33:47;604] FOR ICU SREAM?
[000:33:49;974] YES.
[000:33:51;275] WELL, I DIDN'T THINK
[000:33:51;275] I WAS REHABILITATED
[000:33:53;277] BUT I GUESS THEY NEEDET
[000:33:53;277] THU EXTRA BED.
[000:33:58;282] WITH BART GOíE AíD0NOW
[000:33:58;282] YOU ANDR
[000:34:01;285] I'] íOT GOYNG TO HAVE
[000:34:01;285] ANYONE TO...
[000:34:03;120] THQNKS, MOM. BYE.
[000:34:05;522] ..>TALK TO.
[000:34:11;561] WHAT IS
[000:34:11;561] THYS PLACE?
[000:34:13;663] BRANSON, MISSOURY.
[000:34:14;731] MY DAD SQYS
[000:34:14;731] IT'S LIKU VEGAS
[000:34:16;299] IF IT WERE RUN
[000:34:16;299] BY NED FLANDERS.
[000:34:20;203] ANDY WYLLIAMS!
[000:34:22;706] OH, WE DóN'T NEED
[000:34:22;706] TO STOP HERE.
[000:34:24;007] YES, WE DO1
[000:34:25;675] UGH!
[000:34:28;545] Andy Williams:
[000:34:28;545] ♪ ...]Y HUC[LEBERRY0FRIEND û
[000:34:31;948] ♪ MOON RIVER AND ME. û
[000:34:40;289] ( cheers< applquse )
[000:34:44;293] WOW!
[000:34:45;961] I DITN'T THINO HE WAS
[000:34:45;961] GOING TO Dó "MOOí RIVER"
[000:34:48;964] BUT THEN=-0BAM!--
[000:34:48;964] SECOíD ENCORE.
[000:34:51;300] OKAY< TIME
[000:34:51;300] FOR TRUTH  DARE.
[000:34:53;102] YOU GO FIRST>
[000:34:54;303] UH... TRUTX.
[000:34:55;438] AS[ ME AíYTHYNG.
[000:34:56;672] WHO DO YOU éóvE MOST=-
[000:34:56;672] ME, BART, óR MAGGIE?
[000:35:01;077] D-óHH! ALL RIGHT, DARE.
[000:35:02;978] óKAY, WHY"TON'T YOU.>.
[000:35:06;314] HELLó,0K'D LIKE TO SPEAK
[000:35:07;983] WITH A MR. SNOTBALL.
[000:35:09;985] VIRST NA]E0URA>
[000:35:11;887] URQ SNOTBALL?
[000:35:12;855] WHAT?! HóW DARE YOU!
[000:35:14;322] IF I FINT OUT WHó THIS IS,
[000:35:14;322] I'éL STAPLE A FLAG TO YOUR BUTT
[000:35:17;860] AND MAIL0YóU TO IRAN!
[000:35:20;729] óKAY, YOUR TURí.
[000:35:22;130] ]MM.>. TRUTH.
[000:35:23;498] UH... DO0YOU HAVE
[000:35:23;498] A CRUSX óN AN[óNU?
[000:35:27;036] DAD.
[000:35:28;070] Y WON'T TELL ANYBOTY>
[000:35:30;372] YOU TEéL EVERYBODY
[000:35:30;372] EVERYTHING.
[000:35:32;007] EVEN MOE [NEW óHEN Y
[000:35:32;007] THREW UP ON THE DEíTIST.
[000:35:34;609] MOE THInKS HE KNOWS
[000:35:34;609] Q LOT ]ORE TXAN MOE KNóWS.
[000:35:37;344] WELL, JUSU0GIVE ME
[000:35:37;344] QNOTHER CHANCE
[000:35:39;313] AND I'Lé PROVE
[000:35:39;313] I CAN KEEP YóUR SESRET.
[000:35:41;616] OKAY.
[000:35:44;953] LANGDOí ALGER.
[000:35:46;955] I HAVE NO IDEA
[000:35:46;955] WHO THAT IS.
[000:35:50;091] íORODY DOES.
[000:35:51;292] ( giggling )
[000:35:52;460] HE7S VERY QUYET
[000:35:52;460] AND ENJOYS PUZZLES
[000:35:54;228] BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
[000:35:54;228] YOU CAí TELL ANYONE.
[000:35:56;497] I'VE ALRUAD[ FORGOTTEN HYS NQME.
[000:35:59;968] YT WAS LARSEN SOMETHINW, RIGHT?
[000:36:01;335] ( giggling )
[000:36:02;804] THANKS, DAD.
[000:36:04;171] óH< THIS HAS BEEí
[000:36:04;171] THE REST SPRING BREAK EVER>
[000:36:07;575] And with my patented seminar<
[000:36:07;575] you wkll learn
[000:36:10;111] how to corner the real estate
[000:36:10;111] market through hypnosis.
[000:36:12;980] Why waste your hypñotis powers
[000:36:14;648] on neighborw and co-workers
[000:36:14;648] when..>
[000:36:16;317] I CAí'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
[000:36:19;086] ( sighs )
[000:36:27;561] ( coughing 9
[000:36:28;795] ( coughing0luder )
[000:36:33;000] ( growliñg )
[000:36:34;334] ( crying )
[000:36:36;402] AW, THERE, TXERE..>
[000:36:38;338] OH, ]AGGYE, THERE...
[000:36:47;580] WE'RE ON THE
[000:36:47;580] HOME STRUTCH>
[000:36:49;049] NEXT STóP--
[000:36:49;049] THU KNOXVIéLE WORLD'S FAIR
[000:36:51;151] AND YTS FABUéOUS SUNSPHERE.
[000:36:59;325] HURRY UP> WE'VE
[000:36:59;325] ONLY GOT0FóUR DAYS
[000:37:01;627] TO SPEND AT THU...
[000:37:02;895] "WOD... VIR"?
[000:37:05;464] ( mgta÷lyc clattes 9
[000:37:10;269] UH... EXCUSE ME>
[000:37:11;470] IS THIS THE WORLD'S FAYR
[000:37:11;470] VISITOR'S CENTER?
[000:37:13;973] IT USED TO BE,
[000:37:13;973] BACK Kí 1982>
[000:37:17;309] YOU'RE 14 YEARS
[000:37:17;309] TOó LATE.
[000:37:20;445] BUT THERE'S ANOTHER WORLD/S FAIR
[000:37:20;445] COMING SOON, RIGHT?
[000:37:25;751] BEFORM FRIDCY?
[000:37:27;686] WHAT AROUT TXE SUNSPHERE?
[000:37:28;853] YOU MEQN THE WIGSPHERE.
[000:37:30;622] YOU'RE WELCOME
[000:37:30;622] TO GO UP THERE
[000:37:32;824] IF YóU WANT TO SEE
[000:37:34;293] 16,000 BOXES
[000:37:34;293] OF UNSóLD WIGS.
[000:37:36;395] NOW, YOU0GENTLEMUN GONNA BUY
[000:37:36;395] SOME WIGS OR AYN'T YA?
[000:37:40;098] I GUESS FATE
[000:37:40;098] WAS QGAINST US.
[000:37:42;634] IT7S REALLY NOBODY'S
[000:37:42;634] FAULT, RIGHT?
[000:37:46;037] UH, RIGHT?
[000:37:47;939] WEéL, WE'VE
[000:37:47;939] STIéé GOT A CCR
[000:37:49;841] AND A WAD OF CASH.
[000:37:51;210] UH, NO WE DON'T.
[000:37:53;278] I MUST0HAVE SPENT
[000:37:53;278] OUR LAST $10
[000:37:55;581] ON THIS QL0GORE DOéL.
[000:37:57;281] You... are...
[000:37:57;281] hearing...0me...0talç.
[000:38:00;117] I HATE THIS PLACE!
[000:38:06;957] WE'vU GOT NO0CAR>
[000:38:08;392] WE'VE GOT Nó MóNEY.
[000:38:09;960] QNT NO ONE KNOWS WE'RE HERE.
[000:38:11;729] ( together ):
[000:38:11;729] WE'RE STRAíDED!
[000:38:14;699] BUT ON T PéUS SIDE
[000:38:16;400] I KNOCKED OíER
[000:38:16;400] THE SUNSPHERE.
[000:38:25;042] YF WE'D GONE
[000:38:25;042] TO MQCON< GGóRGIQ.
[000:38:28;212] I'M JUST SAYING, IS ALL.
[000:38:30;180] FELLóWS, I THINK
[000:38:30;180] PERHAPS THE TIME HAS COME
[000:38:32;883] TO CALL OUR PAREíTS.
[000:38:34;384] NO! THUY'D KYLL US>
[000:38:35;719] WE0GóT HERE ON OUR OWN.
[000:38:37;721] WE'Lé SURVIVE ON OUR OWN.
[000:38:39;389] WE NEET ]ONEY,0FOOD,
[000:38:39;389] AND A WAY TO GET HOMU.
[000:38:41;859] FOLLOW ME.
[000:38:43;193] RE]EMBER, WE'RE PARKED
[000:38:43;193] UNDER THE SUíSHPURE.
[000:38:49;565] HEY! I NEED THOSE
[000:38:49;565] TO SEE!
[000:38:52;368] AH, THESU LEíSES ARE PERFECT.
[000:38:54;070] NOW I CAN RE=BóTTOM
[000:38:54;070] THOSE ANTIQUE COKE BOTTLES>
[000:38:57;106] 300.>.
[000:38:58;407] HEY, COME BASK!
[000:38:59;909] 400, 500, 600.>.
[000:39:03;412] óW! óH!
[000:39:04;914] 500, 400< 300,
[000:39:04;914] 200, 100, ZERO.
[000:39:09;218] CóME ON!
[000:39:10;753] THYS TRAYN GOES
[000:39:10;753] RIGHT THROUGX SPRIíGVIELD.
[000:39:16;793] ( al÷ groaning )
[000:39:23;899] ( phone riñging )
[000:39:25;501] WELL, óF COURSE, I'LL ACCEPT.
[000:39:28;537] BART! Y'VE MISSED YOU SO MU.>.
[000:39:31;873] YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO LISQ?
[000:39:34;209] HOW'S THE NATIONAL
[000:39:34;209] GRAMMAR RODEO, BART?
[000:39:36;578] éISA< I REALLY
[000:39:36;578] NEED YóUR XEéP>
[000:39:38;580] XGRG'W A SUCRET-
[000:39:38;580] THERE'S NO SUCH TJYNG.
[000:39:40;783] Y K!
[000:39:42;250] WHY WOULT OUR GRAMMAR RODMO
[000:39:42;250] RE IN ANóTHER NATIóN?
[000:39:44;953] YOU'RE0GóING
[000:39:44;953] TO0BE IN TROUBéE>
[000:39:46;955] I'M YN TROUBLE ALREADY.
[000:39:46;955] HERE'S WHAT XAPPENUD.
[000:39:54;829] HOW CAN I
[000:39:54;829] COMM HOME FOR FREE?
[000:39:57;332] XM]... YOU CóULD TRAVEL FOR FREG
[000:39:57;332] IF YóU WERU A STEWARDESS.
[000:40:01;402] WELL< HOW BADLY
[000:40:01;402] DO YOU WANT TO GET HóME?
[000:40:04;405] ALé RIGHT,
[000:40:04;405] HOW ABóUT A SOURIER?
[000:40:06;407] THEY TRAVEé FOR FREE TOO>
[000:40:08;075] NO, THAT'S A TERRIER.
[000:40:08;075] THEY'RE DOGS.
[000:40:12;480] YOU SURE DON'T LOOK 25
[000:40:14;081] BUT YOUR UíLAMYNATED
[000:40:14;081] OUT-OF-STATE DRIVER'S LICENSE
[000:40:17;083] IS PROOF0ENOUGH FOR"MG.
[000:40:18;785] HERE'S YOUR
[000:40:18;785] FIRST ASSIGN]GNT>
[000:40:27;861] (ô speakkng Chinese)
[000:40:29;863] ( spuaking Chinese )
[000:40:32;532] WHA?
[000:40:40;807] ( phone riñgyng )
[000:40:42;909] I've gt to courigr
[000:40:42;909] somethyng to Springfield.
[000:40:45;178] IT'W GOT Tó BE0BYG ENOUWH
[000:40:47;046] TO FIT MILXOUSE,
[000:40:47;046] MARTIN AND NULSOí INSITE.
[000:40:49;182] BART, THAT WILL COST A FORTUNE.
[000:40:51;584] SIMPSóN, HOW'D YóU LIKE
[000:40:51;584] TO ESCORT 500 BIG MACS
[000:40:54;553] TO MARéON BRANDO'S ISMAND?
[000:40:55;889] I CAN'T TA[E
[000:40:55;889] MUCH MóRE OF THISo
[000:40:58;024] I'M COUNTIíG ON YOU, LIS>
[000:41:05;798] ( tejectedly ):
[000:41:05;798] WHEE.
[000:41:07;400] WHAT7S0WRONG< HONEY?
[000:41:08;734] THERE'S SOMGTHING
[000:41:08;734] TRóUBLING ME, DAD.
[000:41:10;503] I CAí'T TEéL0YOU.
[000:41:10;503] IT'S A0SECRET.
[000:41:12;705] I THóUGHT WE TRWSTUD EACH óTHER
[000:41:12;705] WITH OUR SECRETS0NOW.
[000:41:17;042] I XAVEN'T TOLD A SOUé
[000:41:17;042] ABóUT YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND.
[000:41:20;078] LAíGDON ALGER?
[000:41:21;580] Y DON'T LI[E
[000:41:21;580] XIM ANYMóRE.
[000:41:23;282] PROMISE YOU WON'T GET ]AD
[000:41:23;282] óR TELL ANYONE< ESPECIALLY BART.
[000:41:27;286] I PROMISE.
[000:41:28;621] BART RENTED A CAR
[000:41:28;621] WITH A PXONY LICENSE
[000:41:31;256] AND DROVU MILHóUSE<
[000:41:31;256] NELSóN AíD MARTIN
[000:41:31;256] TO KNóXVILLE.
[000:41:33;926] THE SAR GOT CRUSHED,
[000:41:33;926] QND BART JUST GOT BACK
[000:41:36;929] FRóM HONW [OíG.
[000:41:38;464] YES, THAT'S Q REAL PYCKLE.
[000:41:41;599] WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME
[000:41:41;599] FOR A MOMENT?
[000:41:46;604] ( muff÷ed yelling )
[000:41:49;541] ( muffled ye÷ling )
[000:41:54;979] AéL RIGHT, I HAVE
[000:41:54;979] THóUGHT THIS0THRóUWH.
[000:41:57;281] I WILL SENT BART
[000:41:57;281] THE ]OíEY TO FLY HOME
[000:42:00;251] QND THEN,
[000:42:00;251] Y WIéL MURDER HIM.
[000:42:02;286] íO, NO1 THEN HE'LL KíOW Y TOLD.
[000:42:04;956] DAD, YOU SAID I COULD TRUWT YOU.
[000:42:07;325] óH, YEAH>
[000:42:08;960] OKAY, WE'LL WORK THIS óUT
[000:42:08;960] TOGETHUR.
[000:42:11;262] FIRST THYNGS FIRST.
[000:42:12;296] WHERE IS KíOXVILéE?
[000:42:13;931] IT'S IN TEíNESSEE--
[000:42:15;299] íGXé TO THE óA[ RIDGU
[000:42:15;299] íUCLEAR FACILITY
[000:42:17;501] BIRTHRLACE0OFTH.
[000:42:19;636] MAYBU WE COULD
[000:42:19;636] ORTER SO]ETHYNG
[000:42:19;636] FROM OQK0RIDGE.
[000:42:22;440] AND BART COULD
[000:42:22;440] RE TXG COURIER!
[000:42:26;344] HGLLO,0OIDWE?
[000:42:27;911] THIS IS SPRINGFIELD NUCLUAR.
[000:42:29;746] WE NEED TO ORDER A, UH>.>
[000:42:33;917] T-437
[000:42:35;486] SAFETY COMMAND CóNSOLE.
[000:42:37;654] SPRINGFIELD, MY CO]PUTER
[000:42:37;654] SHOWS YOUR T=437
[000:42:37;654] YS FULLY OPERATIóNAL>
[000:42:43;927] óh, my Gd!
[000:42:45;428] Oh< God, no!
[000:42:46;930] Thys cqn't be happening!
[000:42:48;431] This... You're operating
[000:42:48;431] without a T-437, Sprinwfie÷d1
[000:42:51;434] Ah, Swuet ]other of Mercy!
[000:42:53;103] Y Ñean... I Ñean, Ñy God!
[000:42:55;205] HAVE IT SENT TO THU SPRINGFIELD
[000:42:55;205] NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
[000:42:58;274] CARE OF HOMER J>
[000:42:59;610] DON'T USE YOUR0REAé NAME
[000:42:59;610] óR0BART WILL KNOW!
[000:43:02;613] VORGET THE NAME
[000:43:02;613] HOMER SIMPSON.
[000:43:04;447] XAVE IT SENT
[000:43:04;447] CARE OF LAíGDOí ALGER.
[000:43:09;952] Milhwse0( muffled voice ):
[000:43:09;952] BART! XEY, WE REALLY COULD USE
[000:43:09;952] AnóTXER AIR XOéE.
[000:43:15;958] SHX!0THEY'LL KNOW
[000:43:15;958] YOU'RE IN THURU.
[000:43:17;960] ( chucçling 9
[000:43:21;964] I WOULDN'T GO BASK
[000:43:21;964] AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
[000:43:24;133] YT'S GETTIíG TOO CóO]ERCYAL.
[000:43:25;568] THEY'VE VORGOTTEN YT'S SUPPOSGD
[000:43:25;568] TO BE ABóUT THE WRAM]AR.
[000:43:35;010] ( phonu riñginw 9
[000:43:36;912] HELLó.
[000:43:38;414] óH< XGLLO,
[000:43:38;414] PRINCIL SKYNNER.
[000:43:40;916] NO< BART HAS0NEVER
[000:43:40;916] BEEN Tó HOíG KóNG.
[000:43:44;086] GOOD NIGXT>
[000:43:46;588] ( phone riñging )
[000:43:49;258] TENNESSEE STATE POéICE?
[000:43:50;592] NO, MY SON'W CAR WAS NOT
[000:43:50;592] CRUSHED IN KíOXVILLE.
[000:43:53;595] I TON'T KNOW WHERE
[000:43:53;595] TO BEGIN TELLING YOU
[000:43:56;265] WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT.
[000:43:57;599] 8 phone riñging 9
[000:43:59;435] XELLO.
[000:44:00;936] NO< BART IS íOT
[000:44:00;936] AVAILABLU TO]ORRóW
[000:44:03;439] TO DELYVER A HUMAN0KIDíEY
[000:44:03;439] TO0AMSTERDAM>
[000:44:06;942] 8 snicçering )
[000:44:08;443] XOMER, ARE0YOU
[000:44:08;443] LAUGXING AT ]E?
[000:44:14;749] [Captioned by
[000:44:14;749] The Caption Center
[000:44:14;749] WGBH Educational Foundation]
[001:23:38;984] MOM WAS ALWAYS
[001:23:38;984] MAKING SURE I ATE RIGHT.
[001:23:40;952] IT WASN'T ALWAYS EASY.
[001:23:42;219] WELL, NOW WE'RE LISTENING
[001:23:42;219] TO OUR DOCTORS
[001:23:43;988] AND TAKING BETTER CARE
[001:23:43;988] OF OUR HEALTH WITH ENSURE.
[001:23:46;223] ENSURE IS RECOMMENDED #1
[001:23:47;692] BY DOCTORS
[001:23:48;826] AS A SOURCE OF COMPLETE
[001:23:50;227] BALANCED NUTRITION.
[001:23:51;429] MORE THAN
[001:23:51;429] A VITAMIN SUPPLEMENT
[001:23:55;132] TO HELP STAY HEALTHY,
[001:23:55;132] ACTIVE, BE ENERGETIC.
[001:23:57;368] DRINK ENSURE AS A MEAL.
[001:23:58;569] OR IN BETWEEN.
[001:23:59;570] ENSURE.
[001:24:00;571] TO YOUR HEALTH, MOM.
[001:24:01;572] UH-UH,
[001:24:01;572] TO OUR HEALTH.
[001:24:03;474] NOW ENSURE HAS
[001:24:03;474] A NEW ADVANCED FORMULA
[001:24:05;376] WITH EVEN MORE NUTRIENTS.