A punctual boy, our son.
Punctual.
All over the world, UPS drivers are the same.
Ask their mothers.
He's not rich, he's not handsome, but punctual.
Mmm.
He was even born on time.
They're obsessed with being on time.
So UPS now guarantees on-time delivery to hundreds of cities around the world.
Pour your money back.
If my son says he will be there, he will be there.
It's a guarantee that not only has our drivers' word on it, it has their mother's.
He breaks out in a rush if he's late.
Bye.