We at Sega have learned that some people are actually throwing their one-color portables away, we urge you to stop.
There are still many practical uses for them.
Fix the wobbly chair.
Look, a cat massager.
Spread cheese snacks.
We at Sega admit we may have an unfair advantage with Game Gear being a full-color portable with tons of new games, this is still no excuse.
Use them to tenderize meat, or even as sunblock.
Please, help save the planet.
Sega!