knock-knock can I be of any assistance oh no thank you dr. crane I think I have
everything under control do you mind if I linger then I've always been sort of a
kitchen person
suit yourself I like the company so how's dad's therapy going well we're
getting more mobility in his heat and his flexibility is improving but it's
always a chore to get him to do his exercises of course I found the secret is
if I bribe him with sweets
no no I think I better stay here for a few minutes
are you shameless pleasure I have a very sore head and a crackerjack lawyer so
don't crowd me here put this on it oh thank you Daphne you've been wonderful
in this time of crisis oh come on Camille to talk to you here have a seat
right here now listen I'm having a young lady over on Friday night I was hoping
that maybe you could take dad out for me oh I wish you'd said Saturday why your
plans Friday no I have plans Saturday just tell me that you'll do this for me
oh all right thank you so does this mean you're hoping you get lucky Friday night
don't ask please nobody refers to having sex is getting lucky anymore I do
dad I was wondering if you'd be interested in joining Marison me Friday
night we're dying to try the new rib joint that's opened on Bellevue Way I
understand that if the onion rings aren't as big as your head you get them
for free
thanks Niles but I thought I'd just spend a quiet evening at home oh well
better yet why don't you come to our house we'll we'll make dinner and we'll
even rent an Angie Dickinson film all right what's going on
Frazier wants me out of here cuz he's got a date or something I'm sorry Frazier
he sees things that others don't well I'm sorry dad I suppose I should ask
myself oh that's all right I'll clear out but just remember one hand washes the
other around here what does that mean well as long as I'm clearing out for you
Friday night you can clear off me Thursday night I got a date with Elaine
Morris in 1412 how long has this been going on
oh she's had me over for coffee a couple of times I just thought I'd like to have
her over here for dinner now swipe that stupid smirk off your face
what you say Frazier oh sure dad I think that's terrific
oh listen if there's a lull in the conversation we've got all kinds of board
games back here in the closet we've got playing cards does she like to play
canasta oh and PBS is running a wonderful documentary on the swing bands
of the 30s and 40s well thanks a lot for all your help boys but I think we'll
just split a bowl of cream corn rub a little liniment into each other's joints
and fall asleep ruling on the couch
morning Stephanie good morning dr. Green I want to thank you again for the show
last night I've never been to experimental theater before don't
mention it was my pleasure well I think I understood most of it only what did it
mean when the naked man came in carrying a suitcase but I think it meant that he
packed too much I'm sure your father appreciated having us out of the house
what is that heavenly aroma I decided to prepare us a traditional English
breakfast we have eggs and bangers or as you call them sausages and to finish it
off a batch of grammy moon famous sticky buns my that's it grammy made these
every Sunday because she added a pint of rum to the recipe and nobody liked these
more than grammy herself many's the Sunday and head over to her house after
church only to find her out in the garden in a wedding dress face down in
the birdbath how was your date last night feel strange your son asked me his
father I was date well that's when he could ask the date herself
this is Daphne moon my son is your friend
so you know I know the dance wanted to have you for a long time