This is a MasterCard, okay? Sure, no card is more accepted on the planet, but it doesn't make you special. Well, actually, maybe it does. I mean, right now, the Master Values program can save you up to 25% on all kinds of stuff, and even cash can't do that. You just get the Master Values coup from your statement, go to one of the stores on the list, and say, Hey, I got a MasterCard, how about a deal? And they'll say, for you, no problem. So I guess MasterCard really does mean you're special. Just don't let it go to your head. MasterCard, it's more than a credit card, it's smart money.