Hey, only a friend is going to tell you about, you know, hanging out in that monkey suit.
Well, you're attracting the wrong kind of attention.
At a party, you got people offering you deals on kiwi farms instead of plates of hors d'oeuvres.
I mean, loosen up. Like, like, be yourself.
Try changing your clothes, for starters.
Then, maybe get a dog, a bouvier, a charpé, something.