Why hello, Mrs. Smith. What can I do for you today? Hi, Joe. Listen, how much for that desk over there? Well, with the tax it would come to two hundred and fourteen dollars. Hmm. But tell you what, pay cash and we'll skip the tax. Who's it going to hurt? Your tax dollars are an investment in our children and in New York's future. There's a lot more at stake when you cheat than just getting caught. Don't kid yourself. Tax evasion is not a victimless crime. No.