I'm a simple man. Why she did this for me, I'll never know.
But this woman, a woman I clearly don't deserve, purely out of loving kindness...
Make me a pie. Mrs. Smith's natural juice pie.
A pie as good as her soul. I thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.
Again, but she did it just because. Will I ever be worthy?
Probably not. They won't be expecting it, but they're gonna love it.
Mrs. Smith's Pies for Dessert. Surprise someone tonight.