I'm a simple man. Why she did this for me I'll never know, but this woman, a woman I clearly don't deserve, purely out of loving kindness, baked me a pie. Mrs. Smith's natural juice pie.
A pie as good as her soul. I thought I'd forgotten our anniversary, again, but she did it just because. Will I ever be worthy?
Probably not.
They won't be expecting it, but they're gonna love it. Mrs. Smith's pies for dessert. Surprise someone tonight.