Honey, where are my socks? Honey, where are my socks? At IKEA, we put our furniture through three years of everyday home use in just one week. Have a seat. Have a seat. We call our quality testing mobile facto. Each item has to pass the test before it wears the mobile facto label. Mom, can I have a cookie? Mom, can I have a cookie? Mom, can I have a cookie? Mom, can I have a cookie? IKEA. Swedish for common sense. You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna get hurt.