What do you want to watch? Family Ties is on.
Eh, it wasn't bad on Thursday, but it's stupid on Sunday.
The kid is funny, but the rest of the family's kind of dull.
How about Murder, she wrote?
Can't follow it.
Well, what about what's on ABC?
What about watching Fox?
Great. I'll get the coat hanger antenna. You try to find the champ.
Sunday, it's Married with Children on Fox Weekend Television. There's nothing else like it.