To prove that the Bell of Pennsylvania Yellow Pages attracts business, I set out with Captain Vick.
My ship was beckoned. His business was off.
I sought the elusive bounty!
He means day-trippers!
I tied a mighty lure.
He placed an ad.
It shimmered like a great red pike.
He used a splash of color.
As far as he blows, they've taken the bait. Man the net!
He thinks they're fish. That's adorable. Will, more proof.
The Bell of Pennsylvania Yellow Pages is the one that works.
Bell of Pennsylvania, a Bell Atlantic Company.