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Tonight's What's Power,
What's Power?
What's Power?
What's Power?
What's Power?
You three criminals have been caught in a further act of seditious treason.
General Zod, your only feeling was contempt for our society.
Your only desire was to command.
Ersa, the only feeling you showed was for your vicious general,
your only wish to rule at his side.
Don, you are as without thought as you are without voice.
This council has no hesitation in proclaiming you all guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
You will learn down before me, Jor-El.
Jor-El!
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Oh, here, I'll just, uh, get the door for you.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I have to go.
The latest update.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Morning, Phil.
Excuse me, Kent.
Hi, Alice.
It's a very, uh, pretty boss you're wearing today.
Hello?
I don't know.
Okay.
Yep.
Morning, Louie.
I'll check it.
How do you spell that guy's name?
Mr. White.
The press room wants to know how much longer to hold the front page.
Well, give it another ten minutes, and then, Phil, I'll tell you.
Thank you.
Hello, Pete.
We don't get nothing new in the next ten minutes.
Go with the wire service copy under the 40-point banner and run the picture in three columns.
Kent, I need a background story for the page three sidebar.
Get me everything you can on this terrorist group.
Right.
Uh, sorry.
T-terrorists?
Get your head out of the clouds, Kent.
Where have you been for the past 12 hours?
Uh, at home.
Well, don't you watch television?
Oh, actually, I don't really enjoy television, Mr. White.
There's too much violence.
I was just reading Dickens.
Mr. Kent, a gang of terrorists sees the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
He knows where the Eiffel Tower is, Olson.
You do, don't you, Kent?
Yes, sir.
Has anybody been hurt?
Oh, so far, the hostages are unharmed.
The hostages?
Yeah, tourists.
About 20 of them.
Yeah, but that's just penny-ante stuff.
These guys claim that if the French government doesn't meet their demands, they've got a
hydrogen bomb ready to level Paris.
But, T-Pierce, Mr. White, that-that's terrible.
That's why they call them terrorists, Kent.
Now, get to the morgue.
I want to know everything there is on terrorists.
Mr. White, does-does Lois know about any of this?
Does she know about it?
She's in it.
She's what?
No, but the story broke.
I bundled her on the 1st Concorde out of here.
If Paris is gonna go gabooey, I want my best reporter right in the middle of it.
But, gee, Mr. White, I-
No offense, Kent.
You're good, but Lois Lane is better.
No, I-I meant, uh, isn't that, uh, a little bit dangerous, sir?
That goes with the territory, Kent.
Don't worry.
If I know Lois Lane, she'll not only come back with a Pulitzer Prize story, but a one-on-one
interview with a hydrogen bomb titled What Makes Me Tick.
Now, don't stand around, Kent.
Hopefully, you've learned something, and come with me next time.
Yes, I will.
How do they get out there?
Can you tell us why they release the first hostages?
We insist they do this to show good faith.
If not, we refuse to negotiate.
Are they willing to release the hostages?
In return, will they guarantee
that we will not launch an attack on them?
There will be no attack.
What do you say, mademoiselle?
We have made this guarantee.
We have not had such a refuse, have we?
If we believe it, it's a real hydrogen bomb that they have.
Where is the bomb?
It's in a big oil can.
Hydrogen bomb? Are you sure?
How can we be sure?
Today it's possible for anyone to make a bomb
if he has the proper equipment, no?
But this could blow up all of Paris.
In the position of your government,
will they make their demands?
I have no offer as to say what they will do.
At this moment there is an emergency meeting
in the L.E. de Paris.
Mademoiselle, no, no.
Excusez-moi.
No, comprendez.
Moi, journal East American.
C'est interdit.
At times. Wait, wait.
Euh...
Voilà.
Qu'est-ce que c'est le mot
pour... pour...
Stairs. Stairs.
Stairs.
OK?
St...
St...
Stairs.
Mademoiselle!
All right, we'll bring them down now.
Get in.
Come on. Watch out for any tricks.
You look like the sort of...
I don't know what you look like. Get in.
Shut up.
OK. Ready.
This way.
Come on.
Quick, quick, quick.
Look, you're being released.
Get moving.
I'll take a last look around.
OK.
Set them down.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. Up we go.
Point surprise.
Captain P.
All right.
Do you think we should have let the hostages go?
They'll give in to us as soon as we've primed the bomb.
It doesn't matter one way or the other.
Nobel Prize.
Capital N.
Little O.
Little B. Little E.
Little L.
Nobel... Nobel...
Nobel...
Prize.
Now be careful.
Look, sir, it's me that controls the bomb, not the bomb that controls me.
I hope you have not many sins left to be forgiven,
because if you let go of that,
you'll only have 60 seconds to list them.
You all right?
Do you hear something?
It sounded like someone moving underneath.
It sounded like someone moving underneath.
Not your nerves.
Where are they now?
They are near to the lift,
but one is still...
one is still inside with the bomb.
They're near the elevator.
There's another one inside with the bomb.
There's another one coming out.
The third one has come out of the lift now.
The third one is out now.
The bomb, is it still in there?
Yes, we think so.
There's a plastic there.
This is the boring bit.
Go on, go on.
I'm going to stick to it right now.
Be careful, detonator.
Let's go.
Tell them to get ready.
Stand by.
Attention, get ready.
Get ready.
Come on.
We cut the lift cable as soon as we got the word.
Are you sure they haven't had time to prime the bomb?
No, no, no, of course not.
They haven't. We've been watching them all the time.
Ready.
Ready, go. Now.
It's started. Oh, my God.
I believe this is your floor.
Oh, thank God.
How did I get myself into this?
Are you all right?
Uh-huh.
A bomb!
There's a bomb up there. They've got a bomb.
I know, I know.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
They've got a bomb.
Nice fresh mountain.
Hey, nice fresh mountain.
Look at where she is.
Look at this, look at this.
Hi, Lars.
Hi, Clark.
Clark.
You ever heard of crosswalks?
Yeah, but you know, I mean...
See?
See that one?
Clark, you know, you were real lucky that time.
You've got to be more careful.
When you cross the street, you've got to look both ways.
Well, I mean, gee, Lars, usually I do, you know.
Come in.
Hi.
You know what? You ought to get your glasses checked.
Uh, well, you know, not everybody can have x-ray vision, you know, Lars.
Did I detect a note of jealousy in that book?
Jealousy? Oh, no, no.
Not me.
Uh, golly, Lois, what are you doing?
When was the last time you heard me sneeze, huh?
You are never going to hear me sneeze again.
No?
No, I read this book.
1,000 milligrams of vitamin C every day.
It's damn potent, Kelv.
Oh, golly, 1,000, that's certainly a lot of oranges, isn't it, Lois?
There are pills, you know, I've seen them.
Kelv.
That's a modern way to do things.
This is natural.
Besides, you get my exercise that way.
And Clark?
You don't have to be jealous.
Uh, I don't?
No, you've got so much going for you.
Yeah.
Nobody knows it, that's all.
Especially not you.
And do you mind if I give you a little bit of constructive criticism?
Uh, well, actually, yes.
You've got to be more aggressive.
You know, you have to go from the instinct.
You see something, you want it, you go for it.
That's what I do.
Uh, yes, I've noticed.
Why don't you get one of those automatic ones, Lois?
It'd be easier.
Don't you know there's an energy crisis on Clark?
Besides, what's good enough for my mother?
Well, perhaps I could help you there, Odd.
Oh, thanks, that'd be great.
Let me see now.
Oh, let me see.
Put the orange in there.
That's really very clever.
Clark.
You know that I...
That I wouldn't say all those things to you if I didn't really care.
You do?
Mm-hmm.
I mean, what else are friends for?
Friends, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Here.
Clark.
Here's to friendship.
Oh.
Hmm.
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Even in the dead of winter at 40 below,
my milk's gotta get through.
Kids depend on me. I can't be all sick.
First sign of a cold,
I take Alka-Seltzer plus cold medicine.
Fights a cold like nobody's business.
And fast.
It clears up my head, my nose, my congestion,
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I give it to my hired man, too.
Because if we take Alka-Seltzer plus cold medicine,
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Come evening, all the traffic in a logging camp
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Sal, we got company.
Hi there. How you doing?
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Duke eats like one of us.
Oh, he's got better manners.
It couldn't be anything
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The Gator Bowl tomorrow.
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Oklahoma State has super back Thurman Thomas.
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This is how it ends for the greatest criminal mind
of our time.
Not with a whimper, not with a bang.
How did they choose to reward Lex Luthor?
The greatest genius in this world?
Did they give him glory? Did they give him treasure?
What, matter of fact, do they give him?
Right plus 25, Luthor.
Get to work.
Don't feel bad, Mr. Luthor.
It almost worked.
I mean, California almost threw him right in the ocean.
Millions of people was almost killed.
There had been for the gas superman
an overgrown boy scout.
I want my Liberace record back tonight.
What are you going to do?
With a guy like that, I mean,
he flies around so fast and everything.
I mean, they can't even trace that guy
on that radar thing.
Every time they try, he just flies off.
Where? North.
Why?
To ski?
Your brain defies any known
scientific laws
and its infinite capacity to deteriorate.
Every man has his vulnerable point.
Some, like you,
have more than one.
I didn't see supermans in time.
But now, through patience, invention,
and skill,
my little black box
is just about ready.
Oh! That little black box in her shell!
That little black box, Mr. Luthor.
I mean,
what's it for?
That little black box goes beyond
any known conventional radar.
It tracks alpha waves.
Oh!
Alpha waves.
I could have said it
tracked the pasta posoli, couldn't I?
Oh, with garlic, Mr. Luthor,
and that butter. Oh, that's so good.
Those alpha waves
will take me north
to his secret.
The only one I have is secret.
I'll have superman.
Slash your focal scenes
with a bed wetter.
Slash your focal scenes
with a bed wetter. Pass it!
Hi, Mr. Fogelstein.
Your path is 196
at point five.
We ought to see you when we
top the rise. Hey.
You falling about some ball
for a while, huh? Things giving me a headache.
Anyway,
somebody's got to check up on those guys.
You know, I keep on forgetting about them.
Play that there.
Forty-five days,
the whole world's forgotten about it.
Houston.
Calling Artemis Two.
Houston, calling Artemis Two.
Come in.
Morning, Houston. All on, mate.
Yo. Nothing's going.
Well, all systems normal, Houston.
Andy's out
doing the geological survey.
And more rocks, huh?
Nice. And Cosmonaut
Boris is getting some soil samples.
By the way, Boris
and I are engaged.
Yeah, I had a feeling about you guys when I saw your Rorschach
tests. Just a little
de-taunt humor there, Houston.
Surface conditions unchanged?
Well, it's mighty pretty out there.
Mighty...
pretty.
Mighty pretty.
Uh, look, mate.
Mate,
wake up, will ya? That's it.
I'm dreaming.
Artemis, come in.
Well, uh, Houston,
we seem to have an unidentified
object. Unidentified?
What does it look like?
Well,
a lot like a, like a girl.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
You.
What kind of a creature are you?
Just a man.
A man?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Uh,
uh...
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
What's your name? Where are you from?
A fragile sort of life form, this is.
Yet!
Houston, come in. Come in, Houston.
Come in, Houston. Come in.
Attempting manual liftoff.
Did somebody hear me?
Houston!
Oh, no! No!
Somebody help me!
Artemis, this is Houston calling.
What's up?
Artemis, Houston calling. Come in, please.
What's going on?
Oh, I don't know. We've lost contact.
So?
Well, really.
Artemis, come in, please.
Houston calling.
What was that he said before?
He, uh, he saw a girl.
Well, I thought he said curl.
What's a curl?
Well, isn't that what the old Canaveral guys used to call a comet with an east-west trajectory?
How should I know? I was back in high school in those days.
You looking old for your age?
Well, it looks like a normal electrical interference.
All right. Which one of you guys is using the hairdryer?
Strange. I tore those metal fibers like paper.
And what he did was amazing.
Something is happening.
Yes, to all of us.
The closer we come to an atmosphere with only one sun, a yellow sun,
the more our molecular density gives us unlimited powers.
They come from there, a place called Houston.
Then we will go there, too, to rule.
Finally, to rule.
And you will have everything you want.
Men. To kill.
And I will leave.
380 out.
381 out.
382 out.
383 out.
384 out.
385 out.
Lights out, Luther.
I said lights out.
You guys are about 10 seconds away from solitary, you know that?
I told you to...
Freeze, freeze.
How are we going to get over that wall?
We flew in here, don't you remember?
That's how we're going to get out.
Oh, no, not that guy.
Did you just go pshht?
I wish I had, Miss Luther, before we left.
Not that pshht, that pshht.
Pshht, pshht, pshht.
Don't go pshht when I go pshht.
Go out there and find it.
What am I looking for?
You'll know when you see it.
I think I found it.
What is it?
It's a ladder, you dummy.
I missed this one.
Come on.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Oh, come on, hurry.
Otis, hold that ladder, hurry up.
Come on.
Here I come, Mr. Luther.
Oh, Otis.
Get off, get off.
I'm almost there.
Get off.
We're sinking.
Get off, get off.
We've got you.
Never give up trying, do you?
It's happening.
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Save on every last sheet, on every towel.
Save on every blanket, every pillow, every bedspread, every last comforter, and more.
Plus our semiannual bodywear sale, 25% off all basics for her.
And our stock-up sale for him.
Big savings on socks, briefs, and tees.
The Whitesale, the bodywear sale, the stock-up sale.
All at J.C. Penney now.
Boys, what are you whispering about?
Sir, the Campbell's soup tastes different.
It's got more stuff in it.
Nourishing Campbell's Vegetable Beef Soup does have more vegetables, more beefy taste.
Because you can trust Campbell's to listen to you.
And as your tastes change, our soups change.
And keeps getting better.
Ever notice about the only cold remedy that hasn't compared itself to contact is chicken soup?
So in the interest of complete disclosure, does Mom's chicken soup give you faster relief than contact?
No.
Longer lasting relief.
Uh-uh.
Can it relieve head congestion better than contact?
Are you kidding?
Mom, please, Mom, don't feel bad, Mom.
None of these can beat contact either.
Contact.
There's still nothing better.
Now the car you're ready for is ready for you.
Mercury introduces the sophisticated shape of Sable.
Mercury, the shape you want to be in.
Tuesday, a trip to the attic brings back the past.
Oh, look, here I am at 14.
Ooh, ugh.
Hey, I remember my gawky period, too.
What a lousy weekend that was.
Who's the boss then?
I say we better be arbitrary.
Why?
Why not?
The kids get gambling fever and their parents are looking for a cure.
Don't worry, this will work.
Two bucks says you're a loser.
Growing pains.
You'll love it.
Tuesday.
Oh, excuse me.
If you'd like to carry Mrs. Smith over the threshold.
Huh?
It's sort of traditional.
I can give you a hand if you have trouble lifting.
Oh, no, of course not.
Honey, thanks, I'll walk.
Certainly, dear.
Well, here you are.
Well, sure is pink.
Careful of the bags, please, sir.
Is this your first visit to Honeymoon Haven?
Uh-huh.
Together, anyway.
Yes.
Well, let me just show you some of our special features.
These are our flames of love, exclusive with this motel in the area.
If you want flames to go high, you just pull this.
Oh, I see.
Look, dear, that's a kind of a medic.
In July?
Honey?
For a nominal charge, our staff photographer will be happy to prepare a special souvenir
album of your honeymoon stay.
He'll photograph you if you wish in some of our more intimate locations,
in the tub for two, on the bare skin rug.
Gee, real polyester.
And here's the bed.
Right. Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, of course.
Um, thank you.
Thank you, sir.
And have a happy whatever.
Ugh, can you believe this?
It's posing as newlyweds to expose a honeymoon rack at Niagara Falls.
Well, but...
What a waste of a great writer.
Writers.
Perry White and his Sunday magazine exposes.
How am I supposed to get a polyester prize writing a story about a pink bear?
Well, I don't know, Lois.
I think this kind of thing should be exposed.
See, they get kids who are just starting out in life,
and then they take them for every cent they can get.
That's Mr. White's sense.
Yeah.
Oh, on the other hand, this is kind of nice, Lois.
A complimentary champagne.
Yeah, kissing contest tonight.
Really?
Uh, Lois, would...
Uh, no.
Hey, look at this.
Lois?
Gee.
Look what I found.
Complimentary corsage.
Yeah, everything's complimentary around here till you get the bill.
Good.
Yeah.
Gee, you look... you look very pretty.
Thank you, Clark.
Sure.
You know, Lois, um, I was sort of thinking, um,
well, later on, well, I...
I was just bringing what you wanted to do about the, uh, arrangements.
What arrangements, Clark?
Well, um, I was thinking, uh,
primarily about the, um, the sleeping arrangements.
Mr. Smith?
Uh-huh.
The complimentary couch.
Right.
What?
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Gosh, it's alive.
Very good, Miss Tesmacher. Very good.
Why am I here? What am I doing here?
Miss Tesmacher, is this a philosophy seminar?
No, this is a getaway.
Getaway.
Right.
Lex, how could you do that to Otis?
What else is ballast for?
Would you like to take a trip, Miss Tesmacher?
Vacation? Oh, Lex, I could go shopping.
No, no, no.
A bikini. I need a new bikini.
You must have thought about me in a bikini while you were in prison.
No, actually, I, uh, I thought about you in a parka.
You are sick, Lex. You are really sick.
That's possible.
North. Do north.
Right.
Where's Jimmy Olsen when I need him?
Lolly, isn't it beautiful?
Yeah, it's gorgeous. Gorgeous.
Oh, Lois?
Yeah?
Look, everybody's holding hands.
Maybe, maybe we should hold hands too, huh?
Here's my hand. Clark, hold it.
Thanks.
You know what?
You're afraid to let go.
Why?
You let go?
Straight from the lawyer.
Oh, I don't know about that.
You look kind of happy to me.
It's because you're blind, Clark.
Oh, yeah.
Here, here, here.
No, I've got it.
Clark, Clark.
You've got to look after yourself.
You've only got one pair of eyes, you know?
Look at that.
Oh, Lois?
Now, here.
Right.
Don't say I never did it.
Look here.
Get your finger out of your eye.
That's it.
Son!
Careful!
Get down!
Get down!
You embarrassed me here in front of everybody.
Lois, did you see what almost happened there?
That little boy.
Hey.
Hey, I'm hungry.
You hungry?
Lois, you're amazing.
Why?
Because I'm hungry?
No.
Here you are standing in front of one of nature's most awesome spectacles, and you're thinking
about food.
I mean, aren't you impressed?
Clark, once a girl's seen Superman in action, Niagara Falls kind of leaves you cold.
You know what I mean?
Him again, huh?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have a one-track mind, don't I?
Well, my one-track mind's telling me that I'm hungry.
Hot dog?
Hot dog.
Hot dog.
Oh, could I have some orange juice?
Freshly squeezed.
Freshly squeezed.
I know.
Okay.
Look, we can.
We can.
We can't get over there because it's hot.
Hey, Mom, look!
Uh-huh.
Yeah, honey.
That's nice.
Oh, wait.
Just a minute.
Okay.
It's too hot to go in.
Oh, my God.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Somebody, help!
Help!
Help!
Stop!
You can't go there.
Come on, quick!
Oh, come on, quick!
Oh!
Oh, come on, quick!
Oh, come on, quick!
Oh, come on, quick!
Stop!
You can stop!
That's the lady!
Stop!
No!
Stop, dad!
Stop!
Did you see her, dad?
Oooh!
Oh, I'm gonna get a great shot of that.
What a nice man.
Yes, he's big.
She's got a nice side!
Big nice side!
Oh, of course he's Julie.
There you go.
Again! Again!
No, I'm sorry. Only one ride to a customer.
Superman!
Bye!
Superman, it's me!
It's Lois!
Come here. You can get it.
Oh, boo! Give me a heart attack.
It's me!
It's Lois!
It's Lois Lane!
Well, how long goodbye?
What's the hurry?
I mean, the thing is, you happen to be in Niagara Falls.
Happen to be in Niagara Falls...
and Clark...
Clark is not around as usual.
Hmm.
Lois?
Uh... Lois? Uh...
Here you go.
Where were you?
I was getting hot dogs. What do you mean?
Well, it just seems kind of strange to me that every time Superman's around, you disappear.
Superman? You mean he was here?
Mm-hmm.
Golly.
And you weren't... as usual.
So what do you got to say about that?
Darn. I forgot your orange juice.
Clark!
No orange juice?
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Ta-da!
It's all or nothing when Dave puts Matty's money where his mouth is.
What's your game, Mr. Addison?
The fast, die-young, leave-clean underwear.
But with a system like his...
What if he loops?
Me?
Anything's possible.
Addison!
On Moonlighting...
Tuesday.
Superman 2.
Tonight's ABC Sunday Night Movie will continue in a moment.
He's a very private detective.
My name is Spencer.
Get on him.
He'll open up when you need him.
Be there, but don't get in his way.
Are you okay?
Six foot two inches of blue-twisted steel.
You can't hurt blue-twisted steel.
Spencer for hire.
Tuesday.
A sports update brought to you by Bud Light.
Now from ABC News in New York, Jack Whitaker.
Good evening.
The New York Giants, with a dominating defense...
knocked the defending Super Bowl champions out of the NFL playoffs.
The Giants' defense kept San Francisco out of the end zone for the first time in two years.
Terry Kennard picked one off in the second quarter.
And Phil Simms took advantage of the opportunity.
He found Mark Barbaro in the end zone, and Barbaro's one-handed grab...
lifted New York to a 10-3 halftime lead.
In the second half, Joe Morris, the five foot seven inch giant, took over.
Morris, who led the league in touchdowns this year, scooted for 141 yards.
This 30-yard run set up the only score in the second half.
Simms hit tight end Don Hasselback midway through the third quarter...
leaving the games in the hands of the NFC's second ranked defense.
The 49-yard offense, meanwhile, suffered from bad hands.
Carl Monroe ended a fourth quarter drive.
And New York coach Bill Parcells could celebrate.
Next week, the Giants meet the Bears and the Cowboys play the Rams in L.A.
In the AFC, the Patriots take on the Raiders while the Dolphins host the Browns.
Now this.
Don't just ask for a light beer.
Give me a light.
Ask them to bring out their bags.
But light.
Because everything else is just alignment.
College football's bowl action begins tomorrow on ABC.
Florida State and Oklahoma State clash at 8 Eastern time.
And on New Year's night, Miami plays Tennessee in the Sugar Bowl.
More later on the ABC News Weekend Report.
Sharing is an important thing and I paid for this pizza.
Do not take any part of my pizza.
I bought the pizza, not you.
What are you doing?
I'm going to introduce this topic to you.
It's important to eat pizza with someone you like, eh?
Thank you very much.
No, I didn't mean you.
I meant them.
Are you eating pizza?
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And now we continue with Superman 2.
What do we have here?
Ice, snow, your idea of a good time.
You fool.
This is home.
This is home.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
It's fantastic.
The construction goes far beyond any known architectural theory.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful.
This place is genius.
Max.
I'll be all right.
No, me.
Why can't you be more careful?
It's beautiful.
Beautiful.
There's everything.
Wrong.
Why didn't you go before we left?
That was two days ago.
Frankly, I think this place is a bit boring.
It's all white.
Why doesn't Guy put up some posters?
Maybe some bullfight things.
Looks like some kind of control panel.
Don't touch anything.
Don't touch anything.
Ice.
Don't touch it.
It's not ice.
It looks like a crystal.
Kryptonian memory bank.
Education crystal number 308.
Uh-huh.
I told you it was a crystal.
Shut up.
Earth culture, section B.
Trees by Joyce Kilmer of the planet Earth.
What's this?
I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
He's not here.
It's a voice from the past.
That's cute.
It's very cute.
A tree that looks at God all day.
I like trees.
So does your average cocker spaniel.
Give me another one.
Another big one there.
Kal-El, my son.
As keeper of the archives of Krypton,
it falls to me to tell you the darkest episode in our planet's history.
After millions of harmony,
there appeared among us three rebel elements,
what you would call on Earth criminals.
Criminals?
My kind of people.
Despite all our efforts,
we were unable to change their evil natures, their evil ways.
And as you know, we had no death penalty.
Sensible enough.
Therefore, our scientists constructed the Phantom Zone.
In it, we placed these three arch criminals,
imprisoning them there for all eternity.
There's no possibility for parole?
Your father, Jor-El, thought long and hard upon that question.
That's the right question.
And there is one danger.
The Phantom Zone might, just might, be cracked by a nuclear explosion in space.
I wish you had not asked me that.
I didn't ask anything.
We do not know what would happen if they were to escape.
On Krypton, these villains were uncontrollable.
On Earth, they would have the same powers, each one of them, that you have.
Think of it.
Three.
Count them.
Three supervillains.
All three with his power.
All three totally dedicated to violence, corruption, and evil.
They'd need a contact on Earth, of course.
Someone they could trust.
Someone who had the same wonderful contempt for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's too good to be true.
Right.
Right.
Miss Tessbocker!
Miss Tessbocker!
I found it!
I think.
She found it.
You know, it's really amazing.
I never started to put together before now.
It's just kind of funny, you know, because a good reporter isn't supposed to let anything go by him.
No, of course not.
Well, I'm beginning to get the picture.
As usual, Lois, I really don't know what you're talking about.
You know, I'll tell you what, I'll meet you back at the hotel.
What's your hurry, Superman?
Sorry?
I gotta admit, you know, your disguise is nearly perfect, had me fooled.
And I am nobody's fool, believe me.
Oh, no, of course not, Lois.
I mean, you just have an active imagination.
You just get carried away sometimes, believe me, I understand.
Listen.
I'm so sure that you're Superman that I'm willing to bet my life on it.
What?
Now, if I'm right, you'll turn into Superman.
And if I'm wrong, you've got yourself one hell of a story.
You think I'm Superman?
Boy, you certainly have some imagination, Lois.
For a minute there, you almost had me convinced, for a minute.
Bye-bye, baby.
Oh, my God.
Excuse me, please.
Help!
Superman!
Flash, swim, swim!
Help!
Look out for the rocks!
Oh, God.
Boy!
Lois, get, get, get, get the bag!
Lois!
You all right?
I got you.
Here, here, here!
Clark!
You were what I thought was Superman.
Sorry.
This is really embarrassing.
So this is planet Houston.
A very strange surface.
Oh, a primitive sort of life form.
Ow.
Did you see that?
Did you see what I did?
I have powers beyond reason here.
We all have them, my dear.
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The law couldn't destroy them.
They're out there somewhere.
They destroy themselves.
And they hate each other.
Don't give me orders, boy.
Next time I hear you call, boy, I'd better be one around.
Carl Weathers, Robert Yurick, and the World Television Premier of the Defiant Ones.
Next Sunday.
Boy, I sure must have looked like an idiot.
Jumping in the river, waiting for Mr. Wonderful.
Who obviously had better things to do.
Oh, well, I'm sure it must have been something very important, Lois.
And then thinking that you were...
Perry White could see me now.
Where's my comb?
Where's my comb?
God, not only have I lost my mind, I've lost my comb.
Clark, can you pass me that brush over there, please?
Sure.
Clark, let me see your hand.
Give it to me.
Let me look at it.
You are Superman.
Oh, Lois, come on, don't be...
I'm sorry.
No, you don't have anything to be sorry about.
I don't know why I did that.
Maybe you wanted to.
I don't think I did.
Well, maybe you didn't want to with your mind,
but maybe you wanted to with your heart.
We'd better talk.
I'm in love with you.
Well, we really better talk.
I'm listening.
We can't talk here.
Perry's going to be calling about six to find out what's happening.
What's happening?
That's the understatement of the year.
Where do you want to talk?
Lois, now that you know, I think you should know it all.
I want to.
Let's go to my place.
Maybe I should change first.
Maybe you should, too.
Maybe you should.
They have a wide selection.
I can't eat fish.
You can eat anything you want, Duane.
You can eat meat and potatoes.
I couldn't go anywhere.
I was expected to eat fish.
They got beans.
Can't eat beans?
They come out in a rash if they eat beans.
Look, Duane, they have a wide selection.
I think I'll try the fish.
I don't know.
From the look of them, I'll bet $10 they're from Los Angeles.
Hey, you hippies, get your butts off the road.
I like the globe that's fresh as red like our Krypton Sun,
but not this irritating noise.
Make way.
Get out of here, right.
That son of a gun giving me an order?
Duane, take care of him.
But Duane, you've got to learn to kick hard.
You want to be a peacemaker.
All right.
Just what in the hell do you think you're doing here?
What is this symbol?
Do you follow another leader?
Oh, leader?
Holy skokeswift.
All right, a weapon of some sort.
How the hell did you do that?
Crude noise, Marco.
I'm just checking the tire, you know.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Wow, this is your home?
No.
Actually, I live in the city about three blocks from you.
Now, this is a very special place for me.
I wanted you to see it.
Listen, you warm enough?
I guess I should be freezing, but I'm not.
Good.
Come on, let me show you.
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I've got a passion for gold.
Almond and golden champagne chilled.
I've got a passion for gold.
New Almond and golden champagne.
I'm impressed.
Beautiful day, huh?
Yep.
Hi.
How you doing?
I'm having a little trouble keeping up with you.
Is that you back there?
Yeah.
Some road, huh?
Sure is.
Hey, how do you like your Grand Am?
Love it.
Really handles.
Why, I guess you just disappeared from me back then.
What engine are you running?
Three liter V6.
Fuel injector?
Oh, yeah.
Look, maybe I'll see you next time through.
Yeah, hey, maybe next time I'll have a, yeah.
The oysters we make are living on look pretty tough,
but they live in a very fragile world.
So when Phillips Petroleum came here to look for oil,
they used aerial infrared photography to keep from disturbing places we fish for oysters.
That's why I buy Phillips gasoline.
Not because of what they're doing in the delta,
but because of what they're not doing.
That performance from Phillips Petroleum.
You'll find performance in everything we do.
Superman 2, starring Gene Hackman and Christopher Reeve, will continue in a moment.
Tuesday, a trip to the attic brings back the past.
Oh, look, here I am at 14.
Ooh, ooh.
Hey, I remember my gawky period, too.
What a lousy weekend that was.
Who's the boss, then?
I say we better be arbitrary.
Why?
Why not?
The kids get gambling fever and their parents are looking for a cure.
Don't worry, this'll work.
Two bucks says you're a loser.
Growing pains.
You'll love it.
Tuesday.
Adam's Queen City Glass would like to wish everyone the best in the holiday season.
Happy Holidays from Adam's Queen City Glass, 639 West Wallen.
Thank you, Aunt Martha.
No, not believable.
Try.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Joe, pretend she just gave you a Sunday.
But she gives me stuff like this.
Try again.
Hey, kids, look who's here.
Thank you, Aunt Martha.
You're welcome.
This Christmas, give something kids love.
McDonald's gift certificates.
Just 50 cents each, or 10 for $5.
It is a Sunday.
It's a good time for the great taste.
Joe, say thank you.
Happy Holidays.
I forgot.
I forgot.
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You say you only smell strong.
Oh, baby.
It's only because I didn't want to lose my place in the office.
Oh, my.
The circus is in town.
Hey, sweet thing.
Put them buns down here.
Let's just hold hands.
Let me know if this tickles.
The right front tire is flat, Dwayne.
Sheriff, what happened?
Willie.
I think Bob spoke.
Girl or no girl, you're going to spit teeth.
Get up.
The Sam Hill.
Is that you, Boog?
All right, get them up. Keep them up.
These humans are beginning to bore me.
Please, Mr.
He's a general.
Please, Mr. General, please let my daddy down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You okay, Jody?
Come on, buddy. We've got to get some help.
No one may leave without my permission.
I said no one leaves.
He was only a boy who will never become a man.
See, when my father died, my Earth father, I mean,
I found this crystal.
This is kind of hard to explain, but see, it called to me.
Oh.
Yeah, and it brought me here.
It helped me to build this place.
Well, actually, it built it, really.
But that's when I found out who I really was and what I had to do.
So what do you think? You like it?
Like it? It's incredible.
I mean, not that I couldn't use a woman's touch, you know,
especially around dinnertime.
Dinner? Oh, I'm sorry.
See, I don't usually do too much of that.
Listen, tonight, sky's the limit. Anything you want.
Go home.
Should we eat?
Sure.
Great.
Good morning, America.
This is East Houston, Idaho.
Until yesterday, another Middle American town
that Middle America had forgotten.
But today, the population, exaggerated reports,
put it at 123 as increased by three.
And these three new arrivals bring destruction in their wake.
As I look west into East Houston this morning,
I see a town gripped with fear.
No!
Who else is seeing this?
Well, with this satellite link up, just about everybody.
I mean, the whole planet.
The whole planet Houston?
Earth. The whole planet Earth.
You may continue.
As the extraordinary story continued...
Enough of this, man.
If the whole planet is watching,
can't we show them something more interesting?
Throw down your arms, and surrender!
This is an order!
General Dock does not take orders.
He gives them.
Very well. You may try.
Are you all right, buddy?
It was right in the line of that fire,
and nothing seemed to happen to him.
I haven't seen the likes of this since Superman.
Yes? Yes.
The Newsbeat control room has just informed me
that a fleet of helicopter gunships is making its way here.
Mr. President, sir, can't we...
I'm afraid there's nothing anybody can do.
These people have such powers, nothing can stop them.
Where's Superman? Where is he?
Why doesn't he do something?
General Smithson has informed us
that nuclear weapons strikes have been ruled out
because of the danger to the civilian population.
Get the hell out!
All right, move it out!
Clear the area!
Look, they need machines to fly.
Braver, be nice to them, my dear.
Blow them a kiss.
They're coming in on target.
I win!
I always win.
Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?
I, uh, I have to tell you something.
I've never done this before.
Don't worry, you're going to be fine.
Just, uh, don't rush it.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
You should never overcook souffle.
Right.
Mmm, that was good.
I thought we might, uh, abandon the orange juice for once.
Here, cheers.
Cheers.
Must be tough being Clark Kent, isn't it?
No, no, I really, I really like it sometimes.
Even though I do make a fool of myself.
But you know, if it weren't for him, I never would have met you.
But he is you.
It's, it's kind of confusing.
Not to me it isn't.
But the first time in my life, everything's clear.
I'm going to go change into something more comfortable.
McDonald's new McDLT could be the best tasting lettuce and tomato hamburger ever.
My love was just your first bite.
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Morning, come on and feel it.
Feel the lather on your skin.
What a great way to begin.
And the scent is cool and brisk.
It starts a morning quiet like this.
Ghost picks you up in a special way.
Like the fresh, clean feeling of a brand new day.
Ghost, what a great way to begin.
Tuesday.
Ta-da!
It's all or nothing when Dave puts Mattie's money where his mouth is.
What's your game, Mr. Addison?
Live fast, die young, leave clean underwear.
But with a system like his.
What have you lost?
Me?
Yes.
Addison!
On Moonlighting.
What?
Tuesday.
Come forward.
Your general wishes to speak.
I am General Zod, your ruler.
Yes, today begins a new order.
Your lands, your possessions.
Your very lives will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod.
In return for your obedience, you will enjoy my generous protection.
In other words, you will be allowed to live.
So you are a general.
And who is your superior?
I answer only to the president.
And he will answer to me.
Or all of his cities will end up like this one.
Your father and I tried to anticipate your every question, Kal-El.
This is the one we hoped you would not ask.
But I have to, because she's everything I want in life.
And she, the one you have chosen, she feels as much for you?
Yes.
Then if this is what you wish, if you intend to live your life with a mortal,
you must live as a mortal.
You must become one of them.
This crystal chamber has harnessed the rays of the red sun of Krypton.
Once exposed to these rays, all your great powers on Earth will disappear forever.
But consider, once it is done, there is no return.
You will become an ordinary man.
You will feel like an ordinary man.
You can be hurt like an ordinary man.
Oh, my son, are you sure?
Mother?
I love her.
Oh, Mother.
Freeze!
Freeze!
Freeze!
Freeze!
You did all that for me?
I don't know what to say.
Say you love me.
I don't know what to say.
Thousands of hours to create and they defaced it in seconds.
Imagine what they'll do to the world if we resist.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
Don't worry.
Everything's under control.
Nobody's going to get in here.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
You are not the president.
No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly.
I'm the man they're protecting.
I'm the president.
I'll kneel before you if it will save lives.
It will.
Starting with your own.
What a backward planet this must be.
Where the men wear the ribbons and the jewelry.
What I do now, I do for the sake of the people of the world.
But there is one man here on earth who will never kneel before you.
Who is this imbecile?
Where is he?
I wish I knew.
Oh, God.
Mercury introduces the sophisticated shape of sable.
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It's time.
Hello.
I'm Orville Redenbacher.
This is my favorite time of the year when we Redenbacher get together to share the best
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Of course, we pop up plenty of my light and fluffy gourmet popping corn and my gourmet
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Ready?
You say they're the season's best, or I'm not.
Orville Redenbacher.
Great-grandpa, you.
May your holiday be the best there is.
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Tonight's movie, Superman 2, will continue in a moment.
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Hey, you're awfully quiet over there.
I'm supposed to be the shy one.
Oh, yeah. I was just thinking.
I can't believe what you've given up for me.
Are you kidding? I didn't do it for you, Lois. I did it for us.
See? I told you there'd be a hot tub place somewhere.
Okay. It sure takes longer when you can't fight.
Hurry up. Come on.
Okay.
Oh, my back's stiff.
Come on. It's my treat. Come on.
Oh, boy. It's Mr. Wonderful.
Thank you.
Here you are, folks. Do you have a manager?
Yeah, right in the corner.
What's it tell you?
Yeah.
Hi. What would you both like?
I'd like a cheeseburger with everything on it and a Coke and an order of fries
and a side salad, please.
That'll be you, sir.
Oh. Um, I'll think about it when I get back.
Right. It's one cheeseburger.
Say goodnight, Janney. Don't forget to get some coffee.
Go ahead, Mike.
Yeah, coming right up.
I'm sorry. That seat's taken.
Hey, there's Mal, sweetheart.
I'll buy you something to eat.
No, thank you.
Excuse me, sir. I think you're sitting in my seat.
Your seat's in there for us.
Oh.
Gee, I think perhaps somebody ought to teach you some manners, sir.
Yeah? Well, let me know when he comes in.
Look, Clark, we can just...
Honey?
Excuse me, sir. Would you care to step outside?
Clark.
I said, excuse me, sir. Would you care to step outside?
Now, listen, Rocky, your steak's coming right up.
Keep it on the flame, Ron.
This is just a minute's steak.
After you.
Clark.
Clark!
You all right, fella?
He's gonna be fine. Just give me that.
Uh-huh.
Clark?
Blood. It's my blood.
My blood?
I think... I think maybe I ought to hire a bodyguard from now on.
I don't want a bodyguard. I want the man I fell in love with.
I know that, Lois.
But I wish you were here.
Clark!
Boy, you just don't have enough sense to stay down, do you?
I don't like you anyway.
Oh, God.
Clark? Clark?
Clark, can you get up? Come on.
Go slow.
I got you. Try and get up in that chair.
Sit down.
I'm all right. I'm all right.
Okay, everybody, he's all right. Just relax, and we'll have some fresh coffee,
and I'll turn the box on.
We interrupt this program for an urgent message from the President of the United States.
This is your president.
On behalf of my country, and in the name of the other leaders of the world,
with whom I have today consulted,
I hereby abdicate all authority and control over this planet
to General Zod.
Zod?
Only by strict compliance with all his directions
will the lives of innocent millions be spared.
Superman, can you hear me?
Superman, what?
Who is this Superman?
You'll find out, General, and when you do...
Come to me, Superman.
If you dare, I defy you.
Come! Come and kneel before Zod!
Zod!
Here? When?
When? Where the hell have you been, Mac? On a desert island?
I have to go back.
You can't go back. There's no way now.
I have to. I've got to try, damn it. I've got to try something, anything.
It's not your fault.
You didn't know this was going to happen.
They knew. I heard them.
I just didn't listen.
Hey, come on! Please!
Zod!
Zod!
Zod!
Father? Mother?
Boy, I really wish you could hear me.
Because I need you.
See, I...
I, uh...
I failed.
Father!
Father!
Dear Sertz, how's this for a real Sertz encounter?
In the museum, looking at the manet, I backed into a gorgeous woman in front of the Monet.
Well, I don't know much about Impressionist art, but she made a great impression on me.
Was I glad I had that Sertz?
Only Sertz has a lively, fresh face.
I'm glad I had that Sertz.
But she made a great impression on me. Was I glad I had that Sertz?
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So what do you think about this Sunbird, Mom?
It's so red.
Yeah, and it's got front-wheel drive.
But it's so sporty.
Oh, come on, Mom.
You're still young.
Ah, well, come on.
Let's see what else they have.
Wow, you got the Sunbird.
What do you think?
I think it's you, Mom.
You really think so?
Well, actually, it's more me.
Oh, will you stop?
Get in here.
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I'm David Trinkin.
For all of us here at ABC News, I wish you a healthy and happy Christmas in 1986.
You're master of all you survey.
So I was yesterday, and the day before.
Hello there.
Lex Luthor.
Lex Luthor.
Possibly you've heard the name, the greatest criminal mind on earth.
I told you this was a puny planet.
Wait just a moment.
Wait.
When will you get to know me better, will you, please?
Wait.
Look, I can give you anything you want.
I can give you the brass ring, the unlimited freedom to maim, kill, destroy, plus Lex Luthor's
keen mind, Lex Luthor's savvy, Lex Luthor's career guidance, Lex Luthor's school of better
realism.
We have all of this without you.
You cannot bargain with what you don't have.
Oh, magnificent one.
What I am bargaining with is what you do not have.
The son of Jor-El.
The son of Jor-El?
I said that, didn't I?
Jor-El?
Our jailer?
No, Jor-El, the baseball player.
Yes, Jor-El, your jailer.
The son of Jor-El, on this planet.
Possibly you know him better by his nom de voyage, or his name he travels under, Superman.
Ah.
So this is Superman.
How do you know of Jor-El?
Oh, my fullness, as I explained to you before, I'm about the best there is.
Revenge.
We will kill the son of our jailer.
Revenge.
Revenge.
And now we're cooking, huh?
He flies then?
Constantly.
He has powers as we do?
Certainly, but, oh, magnificent one, he is just one, or you are three.
Or four, if you count him twice.
We will bring him to his knees.
Praying.
Yes, to me.
Wait.
First, you must find him, and Lex Baby is the only one who knows where he is.
Jack?
What do you want?
Well, General, the world is a big place.
Thank goodness my needs are small.
As it turns out, I have this affinity for beachfront property.
What do you want?
Australia.
I can't understand it.
Where is he?
I mean, he shows up every time a cat gets stuck in a tree, and now he's decided to pull
a disappearing act.
Yeah, well, maybe we just haven't figured out his game plan.
Game plan?
It's fourth down.
The two-minute warning has sounded, and the ball's deep in our territory.
Just how brilliant do you have to be?
I mean, Superman's got something up his sleeve, that's for sure, Chief.
We just haven't figured it out, right, Miss Lane?
He'll be here, if it's at all possible to be here.
See?
Yeah, and she knows this place better than anybody.
Yeah, better than anybody.
She hasn't heard about it yet, Chief.
It's like an earthquake.
What do you think?
She finally figured it out.
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Let's get out of here!
Gosh darn it, that's my brand new camera!
You all right, Chief?
Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn to use a doorknob?
Hi!
You should see the White House, they'll be cleaning it for months.
Lex Luthor.
Wouldn't you know it?
This is the son of Jor-El?
No, but I bet you're a son of a-
Jimmy!
You promised me the son of Jor-El.
Jor-El?
Oh, yes, Your Grace.
But what I've given you is the next best thing.
You just hold on to that little lady and you'll be along.
See, they have this relationship and she does all his public relations and he gives her every exclusive.
They're the best of friends.
You know what I mean?
What an undemanding male this Superman must be.
Yeah, and you could use the tuck here and there yourself, Sister.
Wait!
Oh, I'm sorry.
She lives for now.
Sorry?
Kill the rest.
Starting with him.
Wait!
Hey, wait!
Don't you remember the White House, the oval room?
We had a few last, right?
It's Australia.
Australia!
It's too much, right?
Okay, forget it.
Hey, I can turn over a new leaf.
A tree, a hole for us.
General, would you care to step outside?
Superman!
Superman, thank God.
I mean, get him!
Come to me, son of Jor-El!
Kneel before Zod!
Watch out, Zor-El.
You okay?
Wait there.
Son of Jor-El, we were beginning to think you were a coward.
I'm not a coward, Zod.
Let him prove it.
Possibly not.
It is extremely likely you are merely a fool.
Like father, like son.
Somehow I just can't hear you, Zod.
Then die as you deserve to.
Man, this is going to be good.
Take him.
He's yours.
Come on, kill him!
Superman!
The big one's just as strong as Superman.
Get her!
Hold him!
All right.
My baby!
My baby!
Thank you!
This Superman is nothing of the kind.
I've discovered his weakness.
Yes.
He cares.
He actually cares for these Earth people.
Like pets.
I suppose so.
Sentimental idiot.
He's caged and on.
I'll draw his fire.
I'll draw his fire.
Hey, what's happening to those cars?
Hey!
Get out of here!
The rig's going to blow!
The rig's going to blow!
The rig's going to blow!
The rig's going to blow!
The rig's going to blow!
Superman, help us!
Hey!
The car!
The car!
The car!
Never thought this thing would go the distance.
Here, take the emphasis.
No!
Don't do it!
The people!
Don't do it!
The people!
Where's your wife, sir?
I got her.
I got her.
Don't worry.
He's dead!
He's dead!
Superman is dead!
He's not coming out!
They killed Superman!
Oh, no!
What do they think they're going to do?
They're dead!
Let's go get them!
Come on!
Bravo!
Drink, drink, drink.
Here! Hey! Then I'll have him.
Here! Heavens, what's going on?
You forgot your jugs.
Yeah!
Woohoo!
My gun's off.
What?
Wait a minute.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
I got it, Eddie!
I'm over it, I'm over it!
Get the gun out of the way!
Oh, God.
George, I can't see what's happening.
Oh!
Oh, my hair!
You're hair went by my hair!
Hold on!
Look out!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
You can't touch it.
Don't be scared.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
That's okay.
Don't be scared.
I'm here to help you.
Are you there?
Sometimes people help you with their hands,
or use their hands to help you.
Do you want to get down there?
Are you down?
Do you want to sit there?
Or are you down?
Do you want to sit there?
I want to sit here.
Yes, and like that?
That's the way to get down here.
Don't be scared and get down here really.
Whoa!
Get down here really!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
How's this going?
Hey, look!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
So, he is a coward after all.
Come on, let's go!
Don't leave us!
He's shaking down!
Ah, foley!
Huh, Superman didn't even do nothing!
Our victory is complete.
The son of Jor-El has fled.
Superman fled? I don't believe you!
Did you hurt him? Three against for one, you should have...
He fled in fear of us!
He'll be back. As long as he's alive, he's gonna try again.
The next time we will kill him.
The next time? The next time?
What am I gonna do with you people, huh?
I held up my hand, I delivered to the blue boy.
What do I get from my triple threat?
Bow, yield, kneel!
That kind of stuff closes out of town.
Why do you say this to me?
When you know, I will kill you for it.
Kill me?
Lex Luthor?
Extinguish the greatest criminal flame of our age?
Eradicate the only man on earth with...
Kill him!
Superman's address?
What do you want?
I see the greed written on your face.
A small incentive, oh fullest one.
A mere bobble to jog the memory.
What more?
Cuba.
Come.
The three of us will crush the sound of our jailor.
Why not increase his handicap?
Since he cares so much for these earth creatures.
Let us take his favorite.
I trust you are not wasting my time, Lex Luthor.
Of course not, your turbulence.
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Happy holiday bonus.
Herbert.
Pay attention.
Now Herb's former teacher with a basic lesson for Herb.
This is Burger King Herbert.
Let's open the door.
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See Jane take your order for a flame brought out whopper.
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Now taste.
All right, Herbert, let's review.
Burger King. Door. Jane.
Sizzle. Whopper. Taste.
Run, Herbert, run.
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Puts a sparkle in your eye, a spring in your step
And makes things lots of fun
It's that little lift, the Wrigley's spearmint gum
It's that little lift, come on and get you some
That clean, fresh taste Wrigley's spearmint's got
That little lift, that means a lot
It's that little lift, the Wrigley's spearmint gum
He's a very private detective.
My name is Spencer.
Get on him.
We'll open up when you need him.
Be there.
But don't get in his way.
Are you okay?
Six foot two inches of blue twisted steel, you can't hurt blue twisted steel.
Spencer for hire. Tuesday.
Superman 2.
Tonight's ABC Sunday Night Movie will continue in a moment.
Coming soon to ABC.
The city had a need and he heard the call
So he ran for the job in the city hall
There were lots of people who were putting him down
But he showed some style and he took the crowd
He's the mayor.
He's the mayor.
Premiering Friday, January 10.
Next, Benson. Benson visits the doctor.
Are you one of his?
No, no, no, I'm his assistant.
Who are you?
Bunko.
You're both under arrest for practicing medicine without a license.
And ends up in jail.
Listen, have you had a chance to make any license plates yet?
I called the jail and I asked them if they still had Albert McCann and they hung up on me.
I said if I didn't cut it out, they'd tell my mother.
Benson, Monday at 6.30 on K-Div.
Forecast for tonight calls for it to be clear with a low in the low to mid 20s.
For Monday, variable cloudiness and warmer, a high in the low to mid 50s.
And for Monday night, mostly cloudy with a 20% chance of a shower, a low in the low 30s.
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Son of Jor-El, prepare to die.
The door was always open for me.
One, we are three.
It is the strength of three that will defeat him together.
Hey, never heard of parachutes?
Another small step for mankind.
Scruffy.
So morbid.
A sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished.
Charlatle?
I expect better manners from my guests, Art.
Superman, this wasn't my idea.
Accept your destiny, Car-El.
As your father once condemned us, so now do we condemn his misbegotten brat.
General?
We must combine our energy.
Chief!
What?
We used to play this game at school.
Everyone was very good at it.
Superman, I knew that you...
Huh?
Wrong again, Zod.
Release the gentle, or we'll tear her apart.
No, no, no!
Superman, no!
Hey!
Did you really think we would give up our advantage?
No.
The son of Jor-El will be my slave.
Forever.
If not, the millions of Earthlings you protect will pay for your defiance.
Beginning with this one.
I sense the presence of Jor-El here.
Destroy this place.
Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
We have no more use for this one.
Kill him.
Me? Lex Luthor?
General, I helped you through the tough times, remember?
I filled your inside strength.
You came to me with nothing. I gave you Superman.
Silence!
Well, look...
Watch it.
Don't touch me.
Guys, applaud.
Promises were made, gifts exchanged.
I don't know what to think anymore.
Hey, you know, it's not like the old days, Superman, when it was just you and me.
Hey, hey, I gotta hand it to you.
You know, you always told the truth.
The guy always knew where he stood with you.
You were totally honest.
And you wanted to destroy me.
It was pure and simple.
I respected you for that.
Well, perhaps there is some good in you after all, Lex Luthor.
I'm telling you, I'm full of good.
I've never used any of it.
All right.
I'm just gonna have to take that chance.
Now...
Try to get them all into this molecule chamber.
It takes away their powers and turns them into ordinary human beings.
Now, if you could...
Don't go in there, General. It's a trap.
You poisonous snake! That's a molecule chamber.
It makes people like you into people like me.
You've done well, Lex Luthor.
See you soon.
Now, Sam.
No, Superman, no!
All right, I'll leave her alone, Sam.
You win.
General, the crystal there activates the mechanism.
Lex Luthor, ruler of Australia.
Activate the machine.
Thank you.
With your permission.
And now, finally...
Take my hand and swear eternal loyalty to S.A.R.T.
S.A.R.T.
He switched it. He did it to them.
I mean, the lights were on out here...
While he was safe in there.
Hey, you know something?
You're a real pain in the neck.
Are you all right?
Uh-huh.
I knew you'd double-cross me, Luthor.
A lying weasel like you couldn't resist the chance.
Are you kidding?
Hey, I was with you all the time.
That was beautiful.
Did you see the way they fell into our trap?
Too late, Luthor.
Too late.
Look, look, Superman.
I got a proposition for you.
No, no, don't stop me.
Now, don't stop me until you've heard this, because...
Well, I know I owe you one, but...
We're in the North Pole, right?
So what do you say?
Who'd be the wiser?
They'll say that you were killed in the battle.
You'll lie low for a few months.
You'll hang out at my joint.
And I'll bring you along as a boxer, right?
The Smallville Strong Boy.
The Metropolis Mash, right?
Don't you love that?
It's all yours, boys.
Where are you, Superman?
We could be partners, 60-40.
All I'd ask was 10%.
Are you there?
8%.
Let's go, guys.
It looks so beautiful from up here.
I guess I'll never get to fly with you again.
Oh, no.
Anywhere you want to go.
Well, here we are.
Home sweet home.
Did you get to work in the morning?
Mm-hmm, quite early, huh?
The same old Clark and the same old Lois.
Yeah.
Except, uh, maybe I won't be quite so mean to you from now on.
You don't have to worry.
We're secret safe with me. I'm not going to tell anyone who you really are.
I know.
I know that, Lois.
See you later.
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Have you driven a Ford?
Thanks a lot.
Merry Christmas.
Peter!
Merry Christmas.
Everyone in the police.
I know how to wake them up.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Mr. Mike.
How you doing?
Best wishes for this and all your mornings from Folgers.
You know, a lot of our service people are spending this Christmas a long way from home, but thanks to the USO, there's still a place to find good cheer.
Tuesday, count it down with the Four Tops, Barry Manilow, Tears for Fears and many more as Emma Sams and Ted McGinley bring in Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.
Hi.
Hi.
How'd you sleep all right?
No, I didn't close my eyes all night.
Look, look.
I understand.
I understand.
I sat up all night listening to the voices of reason.
Do you know how vile it is to hear the first bird of the morning singing when you've been sitting up all night crying?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
I guess it's sort of like being married to a doctor, you know.
The doctor gets waken in the middle of the night and then the wife has to cope with the fact that he's gone.
I guess I'm just too selfish.
No, no, you're not selfish at all.
Yes, I am selfish when it comes to you. I am selfish.
And I'm jealous of the whole world.
Lois, it may not be easy for you to hear this now, but someday you'll...
Clark.
Look, don't tell me that I'll meet somebody.
You're kind of a tough act to follow, you know?
Now, I'm going to be fine. You don't have to worry about me.
I like worrying about you.
Would you stop?
Don't you know that this is killing me?
Do you know what it's like to have you come in here every morning and not be able to talk to you?
Not be able to show I have any feelings for you?
Not be able to tell anyone that I know who you are?
I don't even know what to call you.
Lois, I don't know what to say.
Then I'll just say that you love me.
Are you okay?
What happened?
What's this?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
I'm fine.
I'm breathing for heaven's sake.
Good for you.
Just drink.
Sip it.
I'm fine.
What was I talking about before?
I know you was probably about Superman.
Him again.
You've got to stop being threatened every time the guy's name is mentioned.
Nobody expects you to be anything but what you are.
I'll try to remember that.
You better remember that. I appreciate you.
You do?
Sure, especially if you get me a hamburger.
A hamburger at 9 a.m.?
Yeah, and everything on it, okay?
Everything on it.
Oh, and...
Orange juice, sure, if it's freshly squeezed.
Isn't he a nice guy?
Well, let's see what trouble I can get into today.
Louane?
What's happening in the world?
Louane?
Hi, Mr. Kent.
Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Horry.
Hey, did you see my brand-new camera?
Oh, boy, that's...
Go ahead.
No, no, go ahead.
Why, I'd take care of that if I were you, Jimmy.
That's really beautiful. You take care of that.
Don't you worry, Mr. Kent. No one's gonna get their hands on this thing.
You should be able to take some really swell pictures of that.
It's a brand-new camera.
Oh! Sorry.
Hey. Huh?
Try sleeping at night, buster.
Uh, yeah, sorry. I, uh...
I should be more careful. Sorry.
All right.
All right, Ron?
Yeah?
Give me another plate of this garbage.
That's my number-one special, Rocky.
All right, Annie.
Just more coffee, too, huh?
Gee, that's funny.
I've never seen garbage eat garbage before.
Um, excuse me, sir.
I think you're sitting in my favorite seat.
Well, come and get it, poor eyes.
Now, cool it, Rocky.
Take it easy, will you?
I just had this joint fix. It cost me a fortune.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, God!
This order's to go.
Oh!
I'm, uh, terribly sorry about all the damage, sir.
Oh, I've been, uh, working out.
Good afternoon, Mr. President.
Sorry I've been away so long.
I won't let you down again.
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They escaped from one living hell.
They're out there somewhere, and they hate each other.
And were chased into another.
Don't give me orders, boy.
Next time I hear you call, boy, I'd better be worn around.
If the law didn't destroy them, they'd destroy themselves.
That boss is gonna run them right into our arms.
Hang on, Joker! You can make it!
Carl Weathers, Robert Yurick.
You can make it, Mr. Champion!
In the world television premiere of The Defiant Ones next Sunday.
This is Billy Serum.
A look back at 1985.
All next week on World News This Morning, before Good Morning America.
This is Steve Bell.
Will mortgage rates rise or fall in 1986?
Find out tomorrow on Good Morning America.
We'll look at college football.
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We'll look at college football.
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It's Gator Bowl time.
The Florida state seminoles, weapons of the defending champion
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Later tonight, watch the weekend report on most of these ABC stations.