There is a company that hasn't forgotten the value of a dollar.
A dollar can also reveal something else.
While most would expect engineering like this from a high-priced automobile,
one company thinks it's perfectly in keeping with the least expensive vehicles they build.
The company is General Motors.
I love it when people see the savings at Walmart for the first time.
When they take an item off the shelf and realize it's not a sale price, it's our price every day.
We always try to give you our best price on everything.
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So our prices keep getting lower.
The look on your face when you see those savings, that makes me smile every time.
What's a good demonstration of how powerful a vacuum is?
How about paper clips?
Jelly beans?
Porter?
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Right now at McDonald's, you'll get a little something special with every extra value meal.
A pack of Trident gum, recognized by the Canadian Dental Association and by McDonald's as a way of saying,
Happy Holidays.
Where do the stars of Sega's Sonic and Knuckles go when the game's over?
Sonic? Are you guys in there?
No, they're at McDonald's, where Sonic launches with a push of a button, and Robotnik lives life on the edge.
One with each $2.99 cheeseburger Happy Meal you buy.
General Motors and your local General Motors dealers are proud to have been part of tonight's special presentation of Kurt Browning.
You must remember this.
Wasted days and wasted nights.
I was so lonely and so blue.
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Hey, it's good to be back.
Just last week, Todd came in for a new saw
to help build his son's dream house.
And when they decided to put the finishing touches on the place
over the long weekend, they stocked up at the huge paint
sale at Canadian Tire, where they save 30% on premier and mastercraft interior and exterior
paint on sale this week only. So we'd like to thank all the fathers and sons who rely on Canadian
Tire each and every day. There's a lot more to Canadian Tire for a lot less. For those of you
who thought the CN Tower was just a view, take a closer look. We're entertainment. We're skilled.
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Visit the new CN Tower. Nothing costs it.
Next week, watch CFMP and you'll have a chance to win 30 wonderful prizes at Baskin Robbins.
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one, Thursdays at 10 on CFMP. The Simpsons star in three blood dribbling tales. Will they survive?
I've got to say, so scary, but no pain. Too late. Monday at 7 30 on CFMP.
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That word on the street fires down performance. You can drive.
Presenting the Esquire watch collection. Susan Tyler, Esquire, Edward Zaski, Esquire,
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Welcome to Movie News. I'm Patrick Van Horn. Summer started May 12th this year and Crimson
Tide took the number one spot at the box office with the biggest opening so far of 1995.
Gene Hackman's character, Ramsey, wants to push the button in my character.
Crimson Tide is now playing Chris O'Donnell, about to star as Robin in Batman Forever,
and Drew Barrymore, also appearing with the Caped Crusader, ride into theaters together
next weekend in Mad Love. Mad Love starts May 26th.
And we're just three weeks from the biggest event in movie history when New York Central
Park plays host to the premiere of Disney's Pocahontas.
Pocahontas opens everywhere June 23rd. For Movie News, I'm Patrick Van Horn.
Don't get hit twice. Choose the repair pros that a million Canadians already trust.
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In this neighborhood is a house where souls never rest. You're invited to share their tales.
I killed one of you. I killed you all. Tales of madness, of revenge, of punishment.
From the producer of Menace II Society and executive producer, Quite Lee.
Tales from the good. Chew or be chewed. I don't need to be here in this mess.
Starts Friday, May 26th, at a theater near you.
If we could see the future, we'd avoid hazardous driving conditions.
But we can't. That's why Infinity combined front wheel drive with their patented rear suspension,
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Here's the coolest thing you can do when you're hot.
Excuse me. Are these yours? What you wear for football and basketball, baseball and biking and
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Well, are they? They sure look like it. Excuse me?
Melrose Place is brought to you by New Tuxedo. You got tuxedos, you got a party.
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That's where I want to go. The criminal in question.
Is accomplice in crime. A woman in danger. A partner in training. A hero in black. The adventure begins.
Val Kilmer. Tommy Lee Jones. Jim Carrey. Nicole Kidman. Chris O'Donnell. Batman forever.
Thursday, Friday, June 16th at a theater near you.
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Hi, I'm Louise Drogon. And I'm Lloyd Robertson. And we're here to remind you that once again we'll be hosting
the annual Hospital for Six Children Telephone. The telephone will be held on Saturday, June 3rd
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But the success of the telephone depends upon you. So please help us with your support.
And join us for the Hospital for Six Children Telephone, June 3rd and 4th, right here on CFTO-TV.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Where's Eric then?
He never misses a market.
He had a bad squall last night.
Maybe he ran up on some rocks.
Maybe he was swept overboard.
Maybe he drowned.
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Maybe he already sold his catch online from the boat.
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Okay. Mom. Dad. I want you to meet my new boyfriend. Fred.
Hope this doesn't interfere with our working relationship, eh, McKinnon?
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Meet my mom. The psychic. She sees things.
Rob. Not in the house. She knows things.
Nice job on your room.
It's all under the bed, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Must be a mom thing.
And when we get coughs and colds?
Cover your mouth before you cough.
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My favorite thing about Christmas is opening the presents.
A lot of times Christmas shopping can be so tough, you just, oh, I don't even want to go there.
The children are always changing their minds.
They are wonderful children, but sometimes...
And now, two weeks before Christmas, my husband and I go into Walmart.
He has his cart. I have my cart. Get it all done in one shot.
And you just think, wow, that was well worth it, just seeing the looks on their faces.
Revving up for New Year's?
So is Honda, with our Rev in the New Year celebration.
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Don Johnson is Nash Bridges, Friday at 10 on TV.
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This Friday, I can hear what women think.
Whoa, lighten up with that aftershave.
One man I was given this gift to understand women is getting in touch with his feminine side.
Dad, what are you doing?
Exfoliating.
Mel Gibson, Ellen Hunt.
Call me anytime. I'm flirting.
Oh, God, I just looked at his crotch.
What women want.
I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing the last night. I'm a virgin.
Starts Friday in theaters everywhere.
Four adventurers challenged the wilderness to find a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich.
But when they got there.
It's gone.
So where is it?
I found a clue.
I'll do what I have to.
I know where it is. That sandwich is mine.
It's Wendy's marinated whole breast fillet with a fiery blend of pepper and spices.
It satisfies that crave.
Over here.
For something hot.
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Keep looking.
Shouldn't we tell them it's here?
What, take the fun out of it?
The spicy chicken sandwich.
Find it at Wendy's.
And now for every girl and boy in each Wendy's kids' meal, there's a cool Grinch toy.
Well, there's no place like home for the holidays.
Big turkey.
Christmas means entertaining, and that means you could use a little help.
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Fortunately, everything you need for holiday entertaining is at your neighborhood home hardware.
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Get an extreme hit of adrenaline on the highest mountain peak in the world.
For Chris O'Donnell, Robin Tunney, and Bill Paxton, K2 is the vertical limit.
You've got a major storm coming in from the south.
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What the hell are you guys doing?
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They're going up.
At AGT, Bill Paxton moved to Los Angeles and found work as a set dresser for low-budget
film-making, Roger Corman, and his New World Pictures.
Two years later, he made his screen day view in Corman's film, Crazy Mama, directed by
Jonathan Demme.
On TV Friday, Melina Kanekerevis and Mike Farrell star as doctors exploring the true
meaning of life in the small town of Providence.
On TV Friday at 8.
And at The Hype, I'm Wendy Wolf.
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Lindt invites you to meet the craftsmen who bring the most cherished Swiss tradition to
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Mommy kissing Santa Claus right by.
My romance doesn't have to have a moon in the sky.
My romance doesn't need one thing but you.
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General Motors and your local General Motors dealers are proud to be part of tonight's
special presentation of Kurt Browning.
You must remember this.
One company believes you can't put a price on safety.
So every year, they conduct four times the number of crash tests required by law.
Because there's always more to learn, and because when it comes to building safer vehicles,
they think government requirements are just the starting point.
The company is General Motors.
We left thinking we were going to receive better savings, and we lost our 1-800 service
in Canada.
The representative did not call me back.
Bounced to another carrier.
Impossible service people.
Every day, more and more businesses are switching back to Bell.
So I was desperate, and I called Bell.
So give us a call, and we'll prove that we can give your business an advantage.
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I'd say I'm really sorry we left, but I'm really happy we came back.
It was dawn when I first saw it.
The wonderful land of Canadian cheese.
The sun was rising over exquisite emmental omelette.
I made my way to the very peak of the divine Monterey Jack unity.
I cut my way through celery stalks, office green teas, and a blizzard of walnuts to come upon.
A plateau of potatoes smothered in golden cheddar.
After your questions, there'll be a buffet of delicious cheese.
Welcome to the land of Canadian cheese.
Being a father now and watching it through your child's eyes, are they feeling the same thing
I felt when I was a kid?
Terrified at the Queen, awed by the glittering diamonds in the mind, smiled at the songs.
I'm wishing, I'm wishing for the one I love.
And are they gonna have the same recollections of it 20 years from now?
Gosh, I hope so.
I can't wait to see their faces when they open at Christmas morning.
This is the only time Snow White will be on video for the holidays. Get yours now.
Tonight, Venture looks at five young entrepreneurs and an overnight sensation.
This is a dream come true.
But success is not without its pitfalls.
We could get creamed.
A growing business, tonight on Venture, following Sunday reports.
We're gonna have to have a talk with Noah.
Hello.
About what?
Hi.
About what you did today.
Gail, stop.
I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my career, you know that.
You better make some changes or you're gonna be out on your ear.
Sighted Thanks, Friday at 9.
She's of average height and average weight.
Yet, there's absolutely nothing average about her.
She's what happens when a company believes safety isn't one thing.
It's everything.
And she is the first and only crash test dummy with that special glow.
The company is General Motors.
That's me.
I won't hide the man inside.
And I wanna be me till the day that I die.
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It's the festive season.
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More Ohip Cots for out-of-country travelers.
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MGM Pictures presents Michael Keaton.
Can you help me out for a sec?
Sec?
Did I say sex? I meant sec.
Gina Davis.
Speechless, a romantic comedy beyond words.
Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
It's a smiling face.
It's a gift.
An embrace.
It's your feelings best told when you give a bottle of gold.
The gift that's wrapped in a rainbow.
Your homecoming friends, we're sure they can.
We'll all be there.
Let's share our homecoming holidays.
There's no place like Walmart for the holidays, where the everyday low prices really help.
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Let's figure out who this new computer is really for.
You or them.
All right.
This is for you.
This is for them.
You.
Them.
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You.
Them.
Them.
Probably you and them.
You, if you get to the computer before they do.
Definitely you.
Them mostly.
You sometimes.
Everybody, really.
If I talk about how it's built and backed and all that stuff, that won't help, because that's
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Hmm.
Okay.
How is this?
This is what it lives in your room.
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This is a test lab unlike any other.
The company that created it doesn't come here to watch if their products pass.
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Because when your goal is engineering automobiles to deliver the ultimate in durability,
one company believes you never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
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This team's thirsty big time.
Right, mom? You know where the fridge is.
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Sunny D tastes great.
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It's got vitamin C, B1, and C.
Ah, slam dunk.
Do you think we could have? Yeah.
Another?
She's great, your mom.
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What is blood?
It's a fluid that's.
From the heart.
You know.
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When I'm 17, I can give it.
It makes me feel good.
I don't know.
The person I'm giving to might be someone I know.
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A friend.
I like the fact that I can give.
It, like, makes sense to give.
I want to do something.
I want to give.
What is blood?
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Last night, I got totally hammered, beers, shooters.
I puked my guts out.
I don't even know how I got home.
Oh, man, made out with that guy on the dance floor.
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This is Ricky Martin, and you're living la Viga Loca on Star.
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Excuse me.
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He found you both guilty.
How long?
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He's done it a hundred times.
You're just a hundred and one.
They told you I confessed?
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They seem to crave social contact as much as we do.
How much like us are they?
It's easy to forget that these are wild animals.
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These two males right here, head-to-head fight.
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The Indians think this bird was heavy with magic, the most potent spirit of the forest
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The stuff of legend and myth.
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Bringing out the dead.
Starts Friday in theaters everywhere.
Much Music World News Service presents News of Parade.
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We'll travel to Chicago where Brian Leach reminds Gilmore that when the music changes, you have to switch directions.
When Buffalo Sackett tries to light the lamp with a slap shot, but Hasek shuts him down.
See, kids, saving electricity can be fun.
All this plus wah, Colesig and Matt plays the accordion when we return.
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Finding the right woman has never been.
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Watch them together starting Monday at 530 Eastern and Pacific on Showcase.
Talk 16 continues on the Showcase Review.
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Prime Suspect. Saturday at 10 Eastern and Pacific on Showcase.
Well, there it is.
I have mixed feelings.
What did the bars at the top and the bottom symbolize?
That film was letterboxed.
We could come across as racists using those accents.
I smell a lawsuit.
They're foreign films. That's how they talk.
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Too much text.
Those are subtitles.
How can we say foreign films?
Without actually showing foreign films in the commercial.
Leave it with me.
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Drugs are not the answer.
This Friday at 10 Eastern and Pacific on Showcase.
Saturday on the Drambuie Showcase Review.
It's a strange world, isn't it?
David Lynch's Blue Velvet.
Saturday at 11 Eastern and Pacific on the Drambuie Showcase Review.
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How's married life?
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Why do you think we don't want to screw now?
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I know you're some kind of a feminist, but you're not a lesbian, are you?
A darkly humorous look at love and politics.
Sammy and Rosie Get Laid.
Sunday at 11 Eastern and Pacific on the Showcase Review.
This gentleman is going to play the Am I As Hip As I Think I Am quiz from Showcase.
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Given all it's had, why do you still believe in the city will work?
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to find out what people think of their very own psychic greetings.
I didn't have to tell her anything she asked me for my birthday. That's it.
And she just rattled on and I was just listening in awe.
I keep seeing travel around you. What's up with that?
Have you recently been traveling or is that something you even want to do?
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Oh, really?
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She also said to me that my baby, my best friend is going to have a child.
And she is pregnant?
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Where's my love life going?
You want me to be real honest with you?
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Friday nights.
What have you got to lose?
A new series from the creators of The Hitchhiker.
There are criminals getting their minds raced.
I wasn't supposed to. They told me not to.
You don't exist.
People are not what they seem.
You're putting things in my head. You are making me see things.
The truth is elsewhere.
Wake up!
Nothing is what it appears.
Welcome to Paradox. Fridays at 9 Eastern and Pacific on Showcase.
Check out a new breed of superheroes in the all-star flick Mystery Men.
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I don't find you threatening at all.
Mystery Men is coming soon to Cineplex Odeon theaters everywhere.
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Let me tell you, when you live a half a mile away from 35 different buffets, every day is Thanksgiving.
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Now we're talking.
And now, weed.
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What do you have there?
Have a delicious poached egg on that.
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It's time well wasted.
Every day, Mary Seeley does battle.
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For Mary, that's life.
There is a definite art form to work with Tom Green.
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He's the master of all.
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What say we get off the scale and see who's got the heaviest testicles?
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Tomorrow at 9 on the Comedy Network.
Butch.
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Silly idea.
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Sunday at 10.30 on the Comedy Network.
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This year over 7 million Canadians will give up their time.
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How do you save yourself?
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I never thought you'd get hurt.
The Division, the Canadian Premier, starts Friday, October 5th on WTN.
Beginning October 4th on WTN.
Closed captioning brought to you by WTN.
So what do you do here in Toronto?
I'm a psychologist.
I find you can tell a lot about people by the kind of cheese they eat.
You certainly can.
I had a couple in here the other day.
The husband, he liked camembert, and the wife liked brie.
Right there you can tell marriage is in trouble.
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We can go have some.
It's good cheese.
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What would you say if I told you you were on TV right now?
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So what do you think of me so far?
A little schizoid perhaps.
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I already know I'm going to die.
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The Canadian Premier.
Friday and Saturday nights on WTM.
It's a big one.
This Saturday's lotto $649 jackpot is $10 million.
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Frank never knows when he'll be too weak to do anything.
Even shave himself.
MS lives here.
The MS Society of Canada helps families learn to live with MS.
While we search for a cure, they count on us.
Can we count on you?
Do you ever notice how when people tell you wild sex stories,
it always happens to a friend of theirs?
Sex columnist Josie Vogels brings her own brand of chik-chat to WTM.
I'd love to go to third base or what it is.
You know what, I totally never understood the bases.
The show is about friends sitting around talking to each other about sex.
Do not try this at home or the no-tell motel.
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And that's where I get most of my really good information.
My messy bedroom begins Sunday, October 7th, only on WTM.
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and suddenly creating simple documents just isn't good enough.
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Over the top, next on BBS.
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You know Charlie Small.
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He should be back in two to three.
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CBS Amazing Wednesday starts with a new episode of Survivor, then travel from Hong Kong to
Australia.
Hey, don't push me.
On a special two-hour Amazing Race Wednesday.
The results are flooding in and we're compiling the most complete list of the best of Western
New York.
I'm the Y-Guy, Kevin O'Neill.
Who will win the honor of best pizza in town?
The best coffee shop?
The best fish fry?
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You could win a trip or four to the best theme park in the world.
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They've been pushed around, kicked in the mouth, and driven to the limits.
And Chevy still keeps delivering with a lease on a 2002 Silverado work truck as low as $2.79
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Survivor Week kicks off Wednesday.
Stay tuned.
And Thursday, don't miss the biggest power shift in Survivor history.
It's hilarious.
New episode to CBS Wednesday and Thursday.
You can't explain it until you have one of your own.
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Channel 4 and West Herd team up for the drive for Roswell.
Hi, I'm Jackie Walker.
When you hear from people who have firsthand experience with Roswell Park, you can see why
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The care, the caring, and the people at Roswell are amazing.
Each vehicle purchased at any West Herd dealership will add to the drive for Roswell towards
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In 2001, West Herd Ford sold over 9,000 vehicles to our friends in Western New York.
That makes us New York State's largest Ford dealer for the 19th year in a row.
And right now, get 0% financing on West Herd Ford's huge inventory of Explorer Sports.
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Our resale ends this month at West Herd Ford in Hamburg and Amherst.
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Check this out.
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It's not just lean, it's cuisine.
Oh, tonight on your Late Late Show, Mira Sorvino from Enigma, Jeremy Northam, and the comedy
of Sean Cullen.
Next.
CBS Thursday, it's the first of four new CSIs.
Could pet cats turn into killers?
Where are you going?
Following the evidence.
An all new CSI.
Then, the CIA's top agent is kidnapped.
He is knowledgeable about every initiative this agency has undertaken.
Can he be broken?
Answer the question.
All new agency, CBS Thursday.
Keys, keys.
Here we go.
Okay, bye.
Introducing the 270 horsepower Passat W8.
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There are three reasons I don't mind overtime.
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You've seen The Sixth Sense.
Now, CBS presents the true story of James Von Progg, the man who really sees dead people.
I have this ability to see things and hear things.
Ted Danson in a world premiere television event, Living with the Dead, CBS Sunday.
He's invited me to meet his parents.
I promise I'll be good.
Congratulations.
Did he say anything about me?
I'm finally pregnant.
The power to speak freely is our right as humans.
Now, there's a phone company that understands that.
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There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard, except
that everywhere dogs are.
See your favorite shows and stars.
Mom liked you best.
You lower your voice.
Mom liked you best.
Carol Burnett hosts 50 years from Television City, CBS Saturday.
The best moments from TV's funniest show.
That's gonna need another coat.
Everybody loves Raymond.
You know what I think?
If I say yes, do you still have to tell me?
The first six years, CBS Sunday.
At GMC, our engineers were wondering what the story is with the new Dodge Ram, so they
took a look.
Turns out the GMC Sierra with its Vortech V8 engine still has more horsepower and towing
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If this is the mayor of Truckville, maybe it's time for a recount.
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I don't want to go to work.
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Right from the top of every newscast every day, we go story after story after story.
News 4, the most news you can get.
We have live shots everywhere and we keep the introduction to the reporter minimal and
just toss it out to them.
Rich Newberg is live.
News 4's Lisa Flynn is live.
Weather is as important as the news, sometimes it is the news.
We'll let you know when it's going to be a big story before it happens.
The rain will begin to wind down.
We have a lot of experience here.
We know what news is and we're not going to waste your time.
For today's news and tomorrow's weather, it's News 4.
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And Carol are at it again.
It feels so great to be back.
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I think somebody blew your pilot light out.
And a few surprises.
Carol Burnett's Fun Field Reunion Special, only on CBS 4.
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Bernie Mac here.
It seems to me some of y'all don't know how to ask for what you want.
For example, if you want me, you want to ask for Ernie or Omar.
That's not my name.
If you want Pepsi, you ask for Pepsi, you don't ask for Coke.
Know what you want, you ask for it.
Pepsi.
Bernie.
Love you, Pepsi.
Now that's a woman who know how to ask for what she want.
Somebody hand me a Pepsi.
Yes, for Pepsi, you get a Pepsi.
Who you with?
You've seen it, haven't you?
Good luck.
How did it go from one to a million in less than a year?
I don't know.
Do you see it?
Shoot the shoot.
Here comes the bull.
Rain of fire.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, July 12th.
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For the first time, Paul McCartney sets foot on Russian soil.
An A&E in Concert special.
Paul McCartney in Red Square.
Saturday at 10 on A&E.
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Introducing the limited edition Maxima DS.
It's a film where a girl appears to be murdered.
She had no name.
I need information.
I thought you might be able to help.
Until he uncovered the truth.
The film is real.
Now.
I'm trying to understand.
How far will he go?
He danced with the devil.
The devil don't change.
The devil changes you.
In the name of justice.
Knowing what to finish has been made.
Academy Award winner Nicholas Cage.
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Isn't it great finding a new use for a product you already love?
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Sometimes the freshest ideas are right under your nose.
Hey, when you've got something this good, protect it.
According to taste tests across Canada, more people prefer the great taste
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New Woman quoted it as beautifully formulated and effective.
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What is it about Mike Buller?
That'll kick my ass.
Is it his sincerity?
I always thought that I couldn't hear what the guests were saying.
Turns out I just don't care.
His openness.
You're everything I look for in a guest.
You are entertaining and we learn nothing about you.
Isn't he shiny head that you want to lick?
We love you.
Ah, that's good.
You leave your number and I'll call.
Open mic weeknights at 10 on the Comedy Network.
We don't all run half marathons.
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So I finally get to see your place.
Yeah, this is it.
It's interesting.
Hey, you want to go out for pizza?
Can't they deliver?
I mean, can't we stay in?
Okay, wait here and I'll...
In goes McCain Rising Crest Pizza.
The crust rises up crispy and tender.
Excuse me?
Nothing.
It's loaded with toppings.
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It's really good.
It was fast too.
They always deliver to your back door.
McCain Rising Crest Pizza.
Who can tell it from takeout?
Marry me.
Okay.
Wish you had a cell phone?
Get this Motorola free at Radio Shack.
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You've got questions, we've got answers.
Phil Collins hits.
For the first time ever, all of Phil's great hits on one CD.
Including all his number one ballads.
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The Comedy Network presents.
Should the abbreviation be such a long word?
Thanks for clearing out on us.
Canada's top comics.
When I get famous, I'm going to shower.
Look at the name of our country.
Canada.
In the spotlight.
Blink.
Good morning to dance.
Showcasing Canada's top comics.
The Comedy Network presents.
Sunday at 9 on the Comedy Network.
I don't need an exercise class to get exercise.
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McCain wants to give you a chance to win one of five 1999 Ford Windstars
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Barbara, wave to the folks.
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We present you with the Order of Canada.
Wearing this medal gets you 10% off at all Canadian tire stores.
The Double Exposure Team.
They mean business.
Double Exposure, Saturday and Sunday at 8 on the Comedy Network.
Brought to you by Waking Ned Divine.
You're entering another dimension.
It's just for laughs.
I, Scott, have a drinking problem.
There's nothing to fear.
Jerry drinks too much every one of the days.
How many beers does Dave have when Jerry's finished drinking, huh?
Aren't you glad I did that?
So sit back and enjoy the ride.
You never see homeless people in the country.
There's no going back.
It's just for laughs.
Weeknights at 8.30 on the Comedy Network.
So what are we going to do today, Matt?
Shave it off, all of it.
Okay.
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Head and shoulders?
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Experience the wilder side of life.
Reach new heights.
Explore the wilderness.
You heard him.
Don't kill the barrier, coward.
And enjoy an adventurous playground with Canadian experts.
I don't know why.
Remember, women don't find you handsome.
They should at least find you lying down.
Life Inside.
The Red Grain Show.
Weeknights at 6.30 on the Comedy Network.
The Comedy Network has Kevin Spencer.
Stop!
Kevin Spencer.
Something's wrong with that kid.
Kevin Spencer.
His head don't work, it never did.
Kevin Spencer.
You better not browse the path.
Kevin Spencer.
He's a king smoking alcohol and social path.
Social path.
Kevin Spencer debuts January 17th at 10.30 on the Comedy Network.
Power play.
A sports agent returns to his small town roots.
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