on ladders, water chilled engine doors.
How much harder is lighting a fire in this kind of weather?
Trying to keep your feet out of the battle.
Wind and smoke together made firefighters disappear
and sprayed water on their bare faces.
Flash overs.
No, gee, definitely she.
Come on.
Very.
Yeah.
But only you drive.
Understood.
No, no.
No, really, because I am going to dust the steering wheel
for fingerprints.
Got it.
And nothing goes down in my car.
Got that, Romeo?
Oh.
Don't you dare.
Don't.
Those are for guests at your open house.
Those are for buyers, not sellers.
Oh, spit some of that out.
You can't even talk.
So I was cleaning out your old bedroom,
and I came across some reading material
that you could use to read.
I'm sorry.
I came across some reading materials.
Mm-hmm.
I only kept it because I knew it
would be worth something someday.
Is that why you had them hidden under your mattress?
Yeah.
To protect them from sunlight.
Ah, I wasn't aware of that.
What is that?
Danny, I found another photo of your dad with that woman.
That's the Venetian.
You sure that's not Italy?
No, I played football for the Gondolier.
Hi.
Hey.
Sorry, the door was open.
No, no, no, no.
Come on, how are you?
Mary, this is Penny.
Penny.
Mary?
Hello.
I should get going.
Excuse me.
You can leave those here if you want.
Yeah, I'll take them.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
She's an old friend.
Friend or girlfriend?
I've known her since I was two.
Uh-huh.
So did you happen to send me something today?
You're going to have to be more specific.
Well, I got a gift in the mail.
Now, it was a little unusual,
and it was signed from a secret admirer.
Ah, what was it?
Did you send it?
Oh, did you like it?
It was, without a doubt,
the most romantic gift that I have ever received.
Oh.
What woman wouldn't want a membership
to the stake of the month club?
When you devoured that stake on our first date,
I decided it was a perfect gift.
It was wonderful.
You're wonderful.
Thank you.
Mm.
Mm-mm.
Oh, don't you dare.
All right, it's the big man.
Hold on a second.
Yeah.
Robbed.
Oh.
Okay, I'll be right there.
The casino was robbed?
Worse.
The lines.
You okay?
Oh.
I got him, I got him.
Come on!
Hurry!
Keep it!
Get in here!
Oh!
You ready to see what this baby can do?
I know.
Oh.
Oh, come on.
Eddie, I want you to promise me
Let the bank security people do their job.
Listen, there's someone out there that's running around pretending he's me,
and he's got my credit cards, and he's doing God knows what.
I don't care. Given your condition.
I don't have a condition.
Fine. I don't want you to get all worked up. Promise me.
Okay. Okay.
What?
You make sure that the right Ed DeLine climbs in the bed with you tonight.
Hey, Carl.
Yeah?
Might be in my car yet?
30 cases of vodka, I need 40 more cases of tequila.
Big college weekend. Thanks.
Hey, need some help?
Sam, why didn't you tell us you had a brother?
He's my half-brother.
Any other Marquette's brothers and sisters floating around?
No, there are not.
It's just he's been in the casino for hours.
He came all this way to see his sister.
At least you could do is say hello.
I will say hello. I can't right now. I'm swamped.
Are you at least curious to know why he's here?
I know why he's here. He wants money.
Yeah, well, he's super cute.
Perfect. There you go. He's super cute.
He's super funny. He's super charming until he tries to dry hump you
in the back seat of my car on the way to the prom.
That girl was my best friend, Kara Borkovich.
She never spoke to me again.
Now, what a jerk.
What? What do you mean, what a jerk?
That's my family. Don't talk bad about your family.
Well, I'm sorry. I just...
Mary, emergency. Get over here now.
Sam has a brother.
All right. Last five bucks.
I hope it's show off to good luck, ladies.
Not the chip.
All right, deal the cards, Grace.
All right, no problem, no problem. We'll take a five, please.
I'll stick. I'd like a $10,000 line of credit, please.
I think that's it for now, big spender.
Oh, yeah, we've got that show to go to.
Matter of fact, ladies, if you need tickets to Annathan, find me.
I'll take care of it. Bobby.
Could have hooked me up. I would have paid you back the money.
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but what are you doing here?
I'm visiting my sis. I missed you.
I'm not lending you money, Bob. I'm not asking.
That's a little offensive. I thought I'd surprise you.
We'd catch up, have some dinner.
You want to have dinner at Wage State? Sorry.
You can't hook a brother up with a sweet?
I'm under pressure from my new boss.
That chick over there? Yeah.
She's kind of hot. Don't even think about it.
Do you have any idea how hard I've worked to get to where I am?
No, you do not, because you have never worked a day in your life.
You know, calm down.
I'll stay across the street at the Motel 6.
It's not like I'm here for the room.
Can we at least have dinner? I want to see you.
Yeah, of course we can have dinner, but late.
Perfect. Fine. I'll see you later.
All right. You're looking good.
Shut up.
I'll get you a room, but not a suite.
Perfect. Anything's fine.
But, hey, a stripped view would be nice.
All right, anything's fine. Anything's fine.
So, Mr. Bank Manager, let me get this straight.
Guy walks in, claims to be Ed Delign,
says, uh, hey, I'd like to open up a new business account.
And you reply, but of course, Mr. Delign.
I'm not sure that's exactly...
Please, let me finish.
Now, this individual then says,
hey, you know what?
I'd like to take all my money from my personal account
and move it over here to this new business account.
And this doesn't seem curious to anybody at the bank.
Absolutely. It sounds very suspicious.
And yet, here you are.
Janet, I was wondering.
Maybe I could see the surveillance tapes?
No?
Okay, well, what about the credit card reports?
Come on, Janet, I'm coming to you as a friend.
Just this one time.
I know, I know. I said that last time, but this time I...
Okay, okay.
A complimentary spa weekend at the Montecito.
Okay, so how much did they get?
We're still figuring that out.
I'm awaiting that call any minute.
Just know that your money is completely insured
and will be refunded to you within a few days.
Weeks at the most.
Weeks? Why?
Well, we just need to open up a file.
What, you afraid I'm ripping myself off?
We just need to find out what happened.
Now, rest assured, we have our own investigative unit,
totally professional, that will look into this matter.
Here's the call.
Excuse me.
What do you got?
He used the card several times the day before the bank finally shut it down.
He bought a solid gold watch at Caesar's,
a 50-inch plasma screen,
and then there's this other place.
What other place?
You gotta be kidding me.
No, it's a whorehouse.
Who else?
I'm sorry, Mr. Deline, but it appears...
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Get out of my office now.
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What the hell is this place?
Perump, just up the road.
Not that I've ever been.
Uh-huh.
Much.
Come on, hit it.
You drive like my mother.
Let's go.
Hey.
I didn't expect to see you yet.
It's a little night.
I figured I'd take an early dinner.
Early?
It's almost midnight.
It's my lunchtime.
Here, have a drink.
I'll be right out.
Tell me you're kidding.
What?
Bobby, do you have any idea how much this stuff from the minibar cost?
You said you were taking care of the room.
Yeah, the room, not the minibar.
I assumed that...
You assumed what?
That's exactly the problem, isn't it?
You're always assuming.
You know, you assume that I'm gonna take care of everything the way everyone has always
taken care of you, right?
Oh, what's that supposed to mean?
Do you have a job?
Actually, I'm sort of in between opportunities.
Oh, wow, that's interesting, right?
Do you have any idea how much these nuts cost?
Huh?
$2.50?
$14.
Well, I was celebrating.
Yeah, what?
Our reunion.
What are you doing?
Hi, this is Sam.
Yeah, can you send someone up to 4723 to clean out the minibar?
No, no, right now.
Thank you.
Where is all this hostility coming from?
I mean, you used to be cool, relatively.
Look, I'm your brother.
You're my half-brother.
And maybe I love you, but someone needs to give you a wake-up call.
I mean, look at yourself.
I mean, you're not a kid anymore.
You don't even have a job.
You know, this is what people do, right?
They get jobs.
And then, like, they get up and go to them every day.
Someone want a massage?
All right.
Yeah.
What's that?
What?
The pills.
There's nothing.
Mind your business.
You coming or what?
Hey, Danny.
It's amazing.
Amazing.
I went to high school with that girl.
Uh-huh.
So I'm serious.
Hey, hey.
Look, look, look.
You only have a menu.
Here, look at this.
You ever heard of an elevated wedge?
A what?
An elevated wedge.
I'm Big Tina, the manager.
I'm really sorry to hear about what happened.
I run a bunch of these places, and I understand that identity theft is the fastest growing
crime.
Yes, I know that.
Look, I'd like to look at some of your surveillance footage, please.
I'm sorry, but we don't have any cameras here.
I'm just trying to find out who ripped me off.
That's all.
Okay?
Hi, Danny.
Honey, come out here.
Uh-oh.
More champagne?
I'm game.
Uh, why don't you bring us another bottle?
Beautiful.
Why such an interest in cars?
My brother's got me into them when I was a little kid.
Where you from?
Why so many personal questions?
What?
I thought that's what people are supposed to do on a first date.
Why don't we try something different?
Why don't we do all the things you're never supposed to do on a first date?
Like?
Use your imagination.
I'm gonna go to the little girl's room.
While I'm gone, I hope you'll be very, very creative.
Check!
Hey, honey.
Do you remember a guy named Ed Deline?
He was in here about four hours ago.
How could I forget?
Why is that?
Let's just say that I know why Ed Deline has to pay for it.
You didn't notice anything?
That stands out about him?
Stands out?
Unfortunately, not much was standing at all.
Not like that.
I meant anything distinctive.
Did he say anything?
Didn't say much.
Thick New York accent, but told me he lives here now.
So no physical marks, no tattoos, nothing?
He had a big scar that was going down the front of his chest.
It was still kind of scabbing.
I think he said he had a bypass surgery or something.
I was afraid he was gonna croak on top of me.
Right.
I just want you to know that that was not the real Ed Deline.
Well, anyway, yeah.
Bye, Danny.
Come on.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
Ed is gonna kill me.
No, I'm just online paying the credit card bill.
What?
I'll be home soon.
We don't want a late fee.
Honey, I told you we can't pay.
I've never seen this before.
That's the last one, man. Let's go.
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He makes me want to do things I have never wanted to do before.
He's my son.
She was wrong.
You let me talk about our sex life was hard for me that it was for you.
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Well, hey, Ralph. How was prison?
Especially after he won the lottery.
You're not gonna give him my money. He doesn't look anything like me.
Do good things and good things happen.
Now, karma is his only hope.
Maybe if you call karma, it'll come and save us.
It's karma, not Lassie.
Then on the office, Halloween comes early and so do layoffs.
I agree, he'd land on his feet.
No, not me.
What?
Tell him to stop.
Are you kidding?
Quiet, you.
This is not a game.
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You want to play, baby? We can play.
Hey, Mitch. I need tapes from the floor from earlier today around 345.
Camera 5 with the angle just outside the Aston Martin dealership.
What's up?
Uh, this is a special project. Tough secret.
All right, look, I've got a little case of hypertension,
so the doc says to me, uh, you've got to cut down on your stress,
and it's no big deal.
No, it is kind of a big deal. High blood pressure is a very big deal.
My mom's dad died of a heart attack when he was 53.
Hey, hey, I told you what the pill was,
so you wouldn't think I was taking Viagra or something like that.
I don't need Alexa.
Fine.
Fine? I mean, I feel really great. I feel like I'm 30.
Mm-hmm.
Don't mm-hmm me.
All the stuff I've been through in my life,
you don't think I'm going out like this, do you?
Ed, I don't want to hear it.
Sorry, but you're stuck in my car with me, so you're going to hear it.
The doctor's right. You need to cut back on your stress.
Yeah? How?
Uh, I don't know, maybe not chasing after some guy
who stole your credit cards in the middle of the night.
And my cash.
I'm just saying that you need to take it a little easier.
Some of us need you around. Not me, but some of the others.
PHONE RINGS
Yeah?
Hey, how many?
Only two?
Uh, what were they in for?
Inside of trading? No, no, no.
This guy ain't the Ivan Vovsky type. What about the other guy?
V&E.
That sounds more like it's perfect.
Hey, uh, listen, text me his address, OK?
Thanks a lot, man.
We got him. We got him. Let's hit it, OK?
PHONE RINGS
There she is. Punch in.
Run it through video IQ.
PHONE RINGS
Has anyone seen Daddy? My mom told me about his blood pressure.
What? Blood pressure?
Hey, Mitch, the doctor says he's in real trouble
unless he can avoid stress and take medication.
Oh, God.
What are you doing here? I thought you had a hot date.
Huh? Uh, nothing. Just some work.
PHONE RINGS
No match.
Let it roll.
PHONE RINGS
Oh, look. What?
There's Mary. We're meeting Bobby and Opus.
Want to come? No, thank you.
It sounds like a great time, but... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Check it out. Punch in camera eight on that cell.
You got it? Mm-hm.
PHONE RINGS
Looks like 555-0178.
I know whose number that is.
What's going on? She diss you?
I've got to learn to take no for an answer.
Uh, that's a payphone.
OK. OK, I've been here before, remember?
All we got to do is tap into the payphone's records.
Find out what number called it at, uh, 3.48 p.m. today.
That's illegal, Mike.
You can't access the public phone records.
Ahem.
PHONE RINGS
OK.
She stole Ed's Aston Martin.
Daddy's car? Yes.
You're dead. I know.
Good luck.
Um, tap it into the records.
Thank you, Mitch.
Hey. Hey, sweetie.
So what do we know?
He has tons of dirt on Sam.
Any tidbits?
Wouldn't go into detail, but the words cello lessons were uttered.
This is gonna be fabulous.
All right, I brought along a list of questions
so that we don't forget to ask anything.
Great idea. I broke it down to three categories.
The early years, puberty, and prison.
Sam was in prison?
I just always assumed.
Yeah, me too.
So what's a brother like?
Well, he has no job.
Smoking hot. And Sam hates him.
Dibs.
Ed, let me handle this.
Yeah, right.
Wait, I'm serious. You shouldn't be exerting yourself.
So please.
You know, playing the heavy isn't exactly the best role, Danny.
What? What?
You're not the only one that can intimidate people, Ed.
You're not the only ass-kicker here.
OK, I'll go crazy.
I will.
Yeah?
You Lou Mosley?
Who the hell wants to know?
I'm sorry, uh, were you gonna do that?
I'm sorry.
Gotham must be destroyed.
Gotham isn't beyond saving.
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I just hung up with your mother.
You know what just hit me?
I don't remember.
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Dude, you said 2 30.
I called and texted. You didn't get any of my messages.
You guys are killing me.
That's your network?
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Is that your network?
Yeah.
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How's your nose?
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
I behaved rashly.
What do you want?
We want you to tell us how you got into Ed's accounts.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
Look, I just had open heart surgery.
I need to take my pill.
Can I get some water, please?
None.
Until you answer the question.
Danny, why don't you just give him a little water.
Then you're talking.
What's that?
A warfarin.
It's an anticoagulant.
You?
Grandma frill.
That's what they had me on before I had my coronary.
Big help.
Well, maybe that's because you didn't change your lifestyle.
You know, diet, exercise, sleeping with hookers.
Yeah, what else am I going to do?
Yoga?
Okay, I'm only going to say this one more time.
How did you get into his accounts?
I didn't.
Yes, you did.
We know you did.
So either you tell us how or I am going to rain a storm of thunder down on you, the likes of which you have never seen.
Rain a storm of thunder?
What?
See, here's the thing.
I mean, you either do it or you don't do it, but you don't talk about what you're going to do.
For example, I'm not going to say to him, hey, you tell me what you know or I'm going to break your nose.
I just...
Shut up.
Put the pizza.
Okay, now ask.
It wasn't me, all right?
They just paid me to collect the cash at the bank and then buy stuff for them.
So they pay you to get laid?
Well, no, but I just had surgery and also I figured what the hell, I might as well go out with it.
Bang.
Who are they and how do we find them?
I don't know.
They found me online.
They called me with voice disorders.
I just drop off the goods and leave.
All I got is a cell number.
What's the cell number?
I can't.
You don't understand.
These guys are scary and they know where I live.
Huh?
Well, so do I, Lou.
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You know, in case you haven't noticed, I've been walking around in a loop hoping to get you off my back at some point.
Oh, well, it's my job to be on your back.
I doubt it's your job to be all up in my business.
Sam, if I wanted to be all up in your business, as you say, I'd be an opus listening to your brother recount all the embarrassing moments from your past.
He is my half-brother.
I don't know.
What else is there?
I mean, Sam was a very tense kid.
But who could blame her with the lisp and all?
Excuse me?
Did you just say lisp?
Everything was said, or rather, thouted, because Sam always thouted with this tremendous lisp.
I mean, it was hard to take her seriously.
Oh!
Hey!
Everyone having a good time?
Oh, yeah. Pull up a chair, Sam. We're learning all about you.
I'd love to, but Bobby and I have dinner plans. Bobby, let's go.
But I want to tell him about your breakdance in two electric boogaloo phase.
Don't.
Excuse me?
Oh, yeah, when Sam bust out the cardboard and broke dance for money.
Bobby, let's go. Now.
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. Have her do the warm for you.
What do you think you're doing?
What?
I work with those people. I keep my professional and my personal lives separate.
That is my decision, Bobby. That is not your decision.
Okay, okay. I got it.
You're being a real spaz.
No, no, I got it. You thought you'd pop in on your sis and score a free weekend in Vegas.
It's not gonna happen.
I'm sorry.
I know you think I'm raining on your parade, but I need you to leave first thing in the morning.
Hello?
I'm just gonna say this once. Bring the car back.
What car? Who is this?
I'm gonna turn in pristine condition within the next seven minutes. I'll consider not calling the cops.
Mike, baby, is that you?
The craziest thing happened in the bathroom. He's too old.
I don't think you understand who you're dealing with.
You're a baby. You sound hot when you're mad.
That wasn't mad. This is mad.
Mike, I was just...
No, no, no. Sit down.
Sit down.
Wow. I gotta tell you, when you told me to use my imagination, I never thought the date would end in grand larceny.
The good news is it only carries a maximum sentence of 20 years.
So we'll be able to do this again in 2025.
Look, Mike, someone said I can only use a 10 grand. I'm sorry.
Please don't call the cops. Baby, isn't there some other way we can settle this?
Yeah. And you better hope that car is in one piece.
All right, I'm good.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, not again.
Come on, don't be like that.
It's not like I can listen to my LPs in there.
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He's still out there. He's pathetic.
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Oh, wow, we got a trauma.
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Guys, stop.
Stop.
Guys, stop.
Hey, hey, this looks like that might belong to you.
Okay, the cops are on their way.
Now, I'm more than willing to tell them this is all a misunderstanding.
If you put this car back together immediately.
Do you guys even know who this car belongs to?
No.
This is Ed DeLine's car.
That's not scaring you?
Do I look scared?
Uh, I guess you're gonna get to know him.
So do what you gotta do.
I gotta get him first.
Hey, hey, what you want somebody to do?
Hey, did you say Ed DeLine?
Yeah.
Check the glove box.
Watch it.
Who the hell told you to steal Ed DeLine's car?
Huh?
Put this car back together now.
Give it a detail.
You heard what he said.
Make it quick.
I ain't got all night.
Did you ever pull a guy's fingernails out with a pair of pliers?
No.
I haven't.
Why?
Just making conversation.
Oh, um, you got a pair of pliers in the car?
Uh, no.
I don't.
I'm gonna say this one more time.
We should call the cops.
And I told you we will eventually.
I'm serious.
This isn't the way to go about it.
You don't just go barging in on these guys.
This isn't the 1970s.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I'm not young anymore?
No, it means that this isn't the way you do things in Vegas anymore.
When somebody steals from you, you don't tear off their fingernails with the pliers.
You call the cops.
And yeah, you're not that young anymore.
You know what?
I really don't want to listen to this.
Yeah, well, I don't want to see you die.
My dad just died.
And you're all I got left.
What are the cops doing here?
It's about time.
I was afraid you were gonna kiss me.
When did you call them?
At Louis when you went to the bathroom.
So what was all that about the pliers?
I don't know. I was just reminiscing.
Police!
Let's shoot!
Hands up!
Please!
You're the two guys that broke into my account?
It was his idea.
Sorry, dude.
Your turn, Danny.
Rain down some thunder.
Yeah.
My god.
Hey.
Your brother's a great guy.
Half brother.
Right.
Anyway, sorry to see him go.
Go?
Yeah, he just paid his bill.
I told him we would have calmed the room,
but he insisted on paying for everything.
He even tipped the bus staff.
Huge.
I'm sorry.
The bus staff.
Huge.
Tipped?
Uh-huh.
My brother.
Yeah.
Hey.
What's going on?
You wanted me out?
Well, I checked out.
You settled your bill?
Yeah.
With what money?
Mine.
Oh, Bobby.
Did it ever occur to you that I might have my own money?
Uh-uh.
Money that I've earned?
What are you talking about?
Sam, I'm rich.
Extremely.
Oh.
Hediculously.
Absurdly.
Can you please be serious for one second?
I am.
Is it so inconceivable to you that I've become a success?
Yes.
You know, I did very well in condos in Beijing.
It's a burgeoning market.
You know I'm not buying any of this.
Don't.
Fine.
If you're so rich, then how come you're here trying to mooch free stuff off me?
Because seeing you irritated is very entertaining to me.
Very nice.
There's no price I can put on that.
Give me this.
Here.
What's that?
I got you something.
I didn't know your size, but I figured three carrots is about right.
Those are for me?
Yeah.
The receipt's still in the box.
Come here.
What?
Just come here.
Are you going to hit me?
I hate you.
I hate you too, sis.
Receipt's in the box?
I am famished.
Yum.
Egg whites and orange slices.
Aren't you proud?
I am.
Aren't you proud?
Very.
Ed, that kind of defeats the purpose.
What?
Nothing.
Enjoy.
Isinde?
Hey.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Uh, I have to get back to work.
If I was just a smidgen more insecure,
I would think you're boring me.
No, no. Just the opposite.
Come on. What about the stakes?
You're right. I apologize.
You know, I have a few vacation days coming up
if you're interested in getting away.
24 straight hours with each other?
That's kind of big. I don't know.
You think you're gonna have them?
I'm asking the questions here.
Yeah, I'd love to.
Okay. Where?
Well, I hear that Vegas is beautiful this time of the year.
No, it's too crazy.
No.
All right, well, we'll think of something.
Whoo!
So, uh, when should we have them stop?
About 2010.
Hey, any trouble?
Not a bit.
Ah, good.
Listen, boys, uh,
I'm going home to catch some sleep.
If there's any emergencies, Danny, you handle it yourself.
All right, I got it.
You're lucky.
In a way, very.
Yeah.
Hey!
Oh, no.
Can you change my radio channels?
Oh, yeah.
What's that?
Nothing.
What?
No.
Nothing.
I'm not who you think she is.
I had no idea what was gonna happen between us.
She's just gone.
The apartment was cleaned out.
There is no evidence that a crime's been committed here.
And Big Ed has had it.
Here's the deal.
I quit.
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Oh, come on, guys.
Someone has to call the dead out to play.
Susanna?
Knew it, chicken.
Katie?
I don't know.
I mean, it's your house.
It's your idea.
It's your everything.
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Allison?
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No, not tonight.
I made an important decision.
I need the dead to tell me if I'm doing the right thing.
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Are you insane?
You can't do that.
You're not your mom.
I'm not really gonna leave in the middle of senior year.
I got this two days ago.
Playboy?
What?
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That's three things.
It's the ad I answered from the modeling agency
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and there's that guy that I met from L.A. at Pilgrims
who said they're always looking for game show contestants.
I just, I think it's a sign.
I think it's where I have to go.
Don't do this.
What else am I gonna do?
I hate this place.
I'm not college material.
Besides, my mom's got this new boyfriend,
and it's getting weird.
It keeps looking at me funny.
I wish you'd at least wait till graduation.
Why?
What do I need a diploma for?
I just, I want my life to start.
I don't want to wait.
Why does everybody look so sad?
I'm excited.
I want to celebrate.
Fine.
I'm excited.
Anything to get out of here.
Hey, you have your fake ID.
We could go to Pilgrims.
I have my purse in the kitchen.
They mock the dead with that game, you know?
Ally, let's go!
I know the answer.
The answer to her question is not pretty.
Do you want to know the answer?
I want you to go away.
I want you to leave me alone.
There's something coming in off the desert.
Can I wake you?
No, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm just a dream.
You're so bad on her.
No, I'm not really a dream.
I'm just, I'm just a dream.
I'm just a dream.
I dreamt it, but it was more of a memory
of something that happened a long time ago.
Nothing important.
Just a memory.
A rerun.
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Something I said.
What time is it?
5.47.
You probably haven't noticed but everyone else in the house, in the world, is sleeping.
And I mean speaking only for myself, I think they're on a something.
I'm sorry I suddenly realized that this has been on my to-do list for the last 18 years.
I can't wait for another hour and a half.
We drove backwards down the Arizona Pike one night while she drove.
I just sat in the front seat and screamed.
That is crazy.
We ran naked through the middle of the Boy Scout Jamboree and pressed scout at Easter.
I always wanted to be a scout.
We did a lot of other things I'm not telling you about.
Yeah, she was pretty out there.
So where is she? What happened to her? Where is she now?
I don't know.
She just up and drove to California one day.
I tried to write her a couple times.
But to be fair, my address changed. I had a lot going on in my life then too.
College.
And then you.
Me?
Fairion Boy Scout Jamboree.
Allison, I'd like you to meet Councilman Stuart McAlister.
Councilman has come to me with a personal problem and Detective Scanlon and I thought you might be able to help.
I'm trying to locate someone. I'm told that you're pretty good at that.
Well, I have my days. So who are you looking for?
My daughter.
He hasn't seen her for a week. She said she was going to a movie and never came home.
I'm so sorry.
Not the first time. She's 19 and the truth is, according to the law, she's free to do what she wants.
It's just that, well, let's just say she takes some pleasure in associating with, I think they're rather unsavory people.
And she's been known to indulge in some fairly risky behavior.
And if she can embarrass her father, the public servant, at the same time, all the more fun.
I explained to the Councilman that since as far as we know she's not breaking the law, the best we can do is find her and give her a nudge towards home.
And that's all I'm looking for. I've given the detective a list of her friends, at least the ones I'm aware of, places I believe she frequents.
Obviously, everyone's discretion would be appreciated.
We didn't tell him anything about you, just that you're handy at these sorts of things.
Happy to do what I can.
Did you get any kind of vibe off him?
He comes back to his movies dirty.
He's a politician. Doesn't that come with a hidden agenda and a skeleton in the closet?
I don't know. I felt sorry for him. The whole thing sounded sad.
People ask me why I don't have kids.
Come on, you were a kid once.
Not me. I came out just like this. A few less clothes, maybe, but basically, just like this.
I get to work on this list of friends. If I find anyone or anything interesting, I give you a call. Who knows?
Maybe she'll just come home all by herself.
Oh, wait, wait. Actually, I need a favor.
I need you to find someone for me.
She's an old friend of mine from high school. I haven't seen her in ages, but she's been on my mind lately.
I'm guessing she might be married, so she might have a different last name, but that's the year she was born, same as me.
And that's the year she graduated. We went to the same high school, but really, that's all I have.
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You don't have a Camelot Lane?
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Hi. My name's Allison DuBois, but back in high school, my name was Allison Roland.
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I maybe see if you kept in touch with Lila Gallagher.
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Everyone unconscious and accounted for. No luck at all?
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Hey, we got sugar in here? Oh, wow, we got a trombone.
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Hey.
Hey, I think I found a Lila and organ that fits our profile.
I wanted to talk to you about that.
I found her.
Oh my God.
I don't have all the details.
There's probably going to be another day or two before I have the specifics, but...
Apparently your friend drowned back in 89 somewhere in Northern California.
You okay?
How could I have been so wrong?
In my head she's been alive this whole time.
I'm sorry.
You know, I haven't seen her since 1987.
I'm not sure that I'm entitled to be all that upset.
Is that when I'm allowed to bring out work?
Oh yeah, definitely.
Well, there's still no word on Cynthia McAllister.
No activity on her credit cards, nothing on her ATM card.
Nobody spotted her car.
Her friends say they have absolutely no idea where she might have gone or who she might have gone with.
I called the councilman to ask him if it might be possible to come over to the house to see her room, take a look around.
I'm on my way over now. I was wondering if you want to come with.
No is a perfectly acceptable answer, by the way.
Actually, I'd like that.
Cynthia's room is right down this way.
I guess you'd know best if any of her stuff was missing.
Everything is still there, and her suitcases are right where she always keeps them.
Has her room been cleaned since she left?
Carpets vacuumed, sheets washed?
I didn't know.
Okay.
We'll let you know if we need anything else.
Can't blame her for being thorough. I wish my house was this clean.
Detective Scanlon, Mrs. DuBois.
When Mrs. McAllister died 11 years ago, I promised her I'd take care of Cynthia.
Clearly, I've not done a very good job.
I'm sorry.
Would either of you like some coffee? I can have my staff bring you coffee.
What's going on here?
What are you talking about?
I think she's involved in pornography, acting, performing.
I think he knows about it. It's tearing him up.
That's why we're here. That's why he came to us.
I don't get it. Why not tell us?
How am I supposed to bring this girl home when he's not even telling me where to look?
He's trying to protect her. She's his daughter.
Think about his side. Would you want to tell a police detective something like that?
Dirty little darlings four?
Pardon?
It's the title of the movie that she's in. He was trying to find it.
The other day when I saw him to his head, I misunderstood.
I think he was trying to find this movie.
I think he's having trouble believing it.
Now you're holding up. You know what? I'll take it from here.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to drop you off at your house. You need to be by yourself.
Get upset. Say goodbye to your friend.
You are entitled to that.
I can't believe she's doing this.
Dish, how about going to California?
Should we tell somebody?
Who are we going to tell? Her mother? Her mother's not going to care?
We can't let her go.
Thank you.
So if anyone asks, my name's Linda. I'm a junior at the U of A.
And you girls are my dorm mates.
Allie, what you looking at? The boys are over there.
Sorry.
Lila, I'm worried about you. Worried about this plan.
Don't worry about it. I got it under control.
You okay? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Tell me something. What's it like to be drunk?
What do you mean? What's it like? It's like what it's like.
You want a sip?
I don't know. A toast to me. New beginnings.
Cheers.
If you stay in there any longer, you're going to turn into a prune.
A beautiful naked prune.
How could I not have known she was dead?
You told me her family life was a mess. It wasn't like they were going to contact you.
You were in college. You probably wouldn't read the papers every day.
It was years ago.
I'm talking about me. I see the dead. They send me messages. I'm the one they all come to.
How could I not have known?
What's going on? They just found Cynthia McAllister's car.
There's more blood in that car than...
It all turns out to belong to Cynthia McAllister. We're going to need to upgrade her from missing teen to homicide victim.
I better put in a call to the councilman. Make him aware.
Where's the body?
I don't know. I was kind of hoping you could tell me.
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I can barely see you.
I can't hear you.
Go find someone else.
Leave me alone.
Shut up, go away, I can't hear you.
Well, aren't you the sight?
Katie and Susanna just took off so, I guess it's just you and me.
Hey, you okay?
I'm excellent.
I'm actually excellent.
I gotta tell you, this is not where I expected to spend my last night in Phoenix.
Then don't go.
Gotta go.
I am gonna miss you.
So much.
Yeah, me too.
Anything?
Not about this, no.
I could take you back to the house.
I'm sure I could be just as useless there as I am here.
Okay.
These things were in her car.
The place where she was murdered.
She touched them, they surrounded her probably at the moment of her death.
There should be some kind of energy to these things.
They should tell me something about her.
About her last moment.
Where do you hold these things?
Look, I don't mean to pour salt in the wound.
I watched Dirty Little Darlings 4 last night.
Twice actually.
Sorry, Allison.
Cynthia McAllister's nowhere in that movie.
Of course not.
Just hung up with forensics.
Preliminary tests indicate that all the blood in the car is Cynthia's.
Over four liters of the stuff.
There's simply no way she would have survived without an immediate transfusion.
We've checked every hospital in the state, nothing.
So where does that leave us?
We need to find her body or a weapon, something.
Doesn't do us any good to find the man that killed her if we can't prove it in a court of law.
The councilman's office just called. He's ready whenever you are.
The councilman agreed to take a polygraph.
You asked the grieving father to take a lie detector test?
It's standard procedure.
He understands that the sooner we can rule out family members, boyfriends, anyone else around Cynthia that might be considered a suspect,
the sooner we can concentrate our efforts on finding the person that actually did this.
Have you ever stolen money?
No.
Is your name Stuart McAllister?
Yes.
Do you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of your daughter?
No.
Is your daughter's name Cynthia Marie?
Yes.
Did you have anything to do with her death?
Did you have anything to do with Cynthia's death?
No, I did not.
Nothing whatsoever?
Nothing whatsoever.
Daddy, don't.
Is today Thursday?
Yes, it is.
Is your name Stuart McAllister?
Yes.
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What happened between them...
Worth every penny.
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Stuart?
Manuel.
It's 9.30 at night, Manuel.
We're meeting in the dark.
I'm assuming you found my daughter's body.
What's left of it?
Do me the courtesy of telling me quickly,
I'm not keen on theatrics.
We've not found your daughter.
That's not why I asked you here.
Sit.
I'm fine.
What are we doing here, Mr. District Attorney?
I've known you a long time, Stuart.
You're speaking of me as if I were the one who died.
One of my investigators has shared with me a certain theory of evidence.
Before I commit further resources, brief other investigators,
ask others to follow this lead, and thereby make it a matter of public record.
I wanted to give you the opportunity to speak to its veracity.
Off the record.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I need to know, is there anything about the nature of your relationship
with your daughter that might be seen as unique or special?
They called you.
They contacted you.
I'm sorry.
She'd been gone two days when I got the first call.
They sent me to one of those adult movie stores, video stores,
told me to buy this used DVD and watch it.
They wanted $100,000.
$100,000.
And I sent it to them.
And they slaughtered her anyway.
I'm sorry.
I'm lost.
Are you telling me your daughter was kidnapped?
I'm telling you the same thing I told you the first time I came in here,
that my daughter consorted with unsavory people.
And I believe these people are the ones who killed her,
the ones who tricked her into taping us, the ones who were blackmailing me.
So you're telling me that there's some sort of recording out there,
and that it documents your relationship with your daughter?
I thought we were going to be direct and honest with each other,
and that you're going to give me the same answer to this question.
You're going to have to come at me now.
You're shocked.
My feelings are beside the point, Stuart.
I'm a civilized person, Manuel.
I know what you're thinking,
but I am not the author of this situation.
You were the parent.
My mother died.
I realized, giving comfort to an 11-year-old girl,
it's not really something I knew how to do.
But she was in such distress.
Did you kill your daughter, Stuart?
Of course not.
I loved my daughter.
Councilman McAllister, where are you going?
Home.
To grieve.
Sir, I don't think I can let you leave.
I don't think you have a choice.
This is America. You can't charge a man with hearsay.
Good night, Mr. District Attorney.
It's your boss.
He was just here. We just spoke.
Everything you suspected is true.
So what happens now?
Nothing happens now.
I can't offer your vision as evidence.
And unless and until that DVD surfaces...
I gotta go.
I understand.
But the punchline is, life sucks.
And the joke is?
That's what you said?
I saw your daughter.
I'm sorry.
What was it?
Why?
Why I fill my head with all this ugliness?
When it doesn't matter, when it doesn't do any good.
Why wouldn't Lila visit me?
Why wouldn't she tell me herself that she's gone?
I don't know, baby.
Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!
What? What? What is it?
We just had an earthquake.
Did you feel that?
No. All I feel is you shaking me awake.
I don't hear the girls. I don't hear any sirens.
Tell you what, we had an earthquake.
What was on?
I've been dreaming about it for days and we finally had one.
There's a glass of water on the bedside table beside me
and it's filled to the top and a drop is missing.
Fine. Don't believe me. I'm putting it on the news.
Excuse me?
You'll see. It'll be on the news.
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Ow.
It's her. Jo, it's Lila. That's her. She's still alive.
Lila Gallagher? How's that possible?
I don't know. But when I get a chance, I'm going to go ask her.
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You know what?
What?
This next scene always makes me laugh.
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You're trespassing and I will call the sheriff.
How do I get you people to understand I have no interest in being in the paper or on television?
Lila.
It's me. It's Allison. It's Allison Rollin.
Oh my God, Allison.
Oh crap.
They're so beautiful.
What about you?
I have 23 of them.
And they'll be here in about 10 minutes.
I saw you on television. Well, I saw Geraldine Hanscom on television.
I was looking for you.
Okay.
It's flattering, I guess.
But I need you to leave me alone.
What? Why? Lila, the whole world thinks you're dead.
I know. And it took a lot of time, luck, and money to make it happen.
So please, Allison, just go home.
Not without a why.
Not without an answer.
I drove all night to get here. I'm not going home empty-handed.
You ever made a mistake?
When I left Phoenix and came to California, I made a lot of them.
I even married one of them.
Did a lot of really stupid things with a lot of really stupid people.
Did a lot for money.
Took a lot of really stupid drugs.
Made a lot of really stupid choices.
Just got really dark.
The truth is, I wanted to die.
And I realize now I did everything short of actually killing myself to make it happen.
My husband Billy and I were up north.
We were driving through Oakland.
We got into this enormous fight, something about drugs.
I took his, he took mine.
We needed money and I was in no shape to do what was necessary to get it.
Anyway, he throws me out of his car.
I mean, I'm in the middle of Oakland with nothing.
It was October 17, 1989.
Twenty minutes later, the whole place shook.
It was a 7.1 earthquake.
I remember it. I read about it.
Me too, next day.
I was in this shelter.
I saw this paper.
There was a list of the dead.
Me and my husband were on it.
My wallet, my bag, everything I owned was in Billy's car.
Billy's car went off the Oakland Bay Bridge during the quake.
Oh my God.
At first, I was frantic.
Everyone thinks I'm dead.
This is horrible.
But then I realized, no, this is the chance of a lifetime.
This is the chance of a second lifetime.
I don't get it. How did you do it?
A new name, a new social security number?
There's this guy. His name's Sammy.
He works out of a room in Nogales.
He can get you anything you need.
The ultimate do-over.
The only thing is it cost $100,000.
It took me five years to work it off.
I answered phones, made deliveries, got my teaching certificate at night.
But I would have done anything.
I was so happy being Jerry Haskell.
It was like being born again.
Like being present for my own birth.
I don't understand. So this guy gives people new lives.
What if you're not in a natural disaster?
How do you get the death certificate?
For another $100,000, Sammy could tell you how to handle that too.
All you need is a year, a box of hypodermic needles, and a portable freezer.
What do you mean?
He'd teach you how to collect your own blood.
A pint or so every week or two, store it, keep it cold.
When you figure out where you want to die, dump the blood, make a real mess.
I mean, there isn't a coroner anywhere who won't declare you legally dead
if he sees at least four liters of blood.
Four liters, huh?
Four liters is the magic number.
And you worked for this guy?
Yeah. Why?
Because I need you to do me a favor.
Cynthia?
Maybe.
You work for Sammy?
Are those my papers?
My name is Allison Dubois.
I work for the Phoenix District Attorney's Office. Yeah, these are your papers.
Unfortunately, I'm going to need to hang on to these as evidence
in a trial against you on charges of blackmail and fraud.
Did you do it by yourself?
Pretty much.
I paid a vagrant $10 to put the disc in the case at the video store,
and I hired another guy for 20 to make the phone call to my dad.
If you're working for my father, you're in league with the devil.
So long as you understand that.
I have a pretty good idea of what he did to you.
You don't know the half of it.
Pretty screwed up world.
After everything that he did,
all rot in a jail cell and he'll be walking free.
Not necessarily. He said that there was some recording.
If we could get our hands on that...
I was 19 on that DVD.
He'll argue that there was implied consent.
Unfortunately, I wasn't smart enough to tape us when I was 11 or 12 or...
I don't know.
Hang on to these papers, Elizabeth. You're gonna need them.
Sorry I bothered you. I thought you were someone else, another girl.
I heard she was dead, but I saw you. I thought maybe...
I guess I was wrong.
How far are we from the border here?
Half a mile.
With the right papers, a person could safely get across the border in 15 minutes.
So even if a person did mistakenly spot you and happen to call the authorities,
you could be safely gone before they arrived.
I got the check.
You make sure that the right people see that.
The girl on it.
She's dead, but the man.
Don't worry. I know what to do with this.
Coffee?
No, I'm fine. Just a check.
Hopefully everything meets your expectations.
Oh, yeah?
Everything was perfect.
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Teddy Bruski delivers the news.
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The staff.
They don't see me as a spouse.
They see me as an advisor.
Do yourself a favor, Rod.
Stand your lane.
I went to public school.
So I have to go to public school too.
Templeton is not choosing my vice president.
She's like somebody.
Warren Keaton.
What's going on, Jay?
Mackenzie Allen needs to show a little respect.
If you want a man who's worth a damn in this job, you gotta make this job worth a damn.
He won't be confirmed.
Not with what I know.
With all due respect, ma'am, the state visit is not a negotiation with the Russians.
It's a pre-approved package, a photo-op, a goodwill tea party with the Russians.
In other words, no items on the table that haven't been agreed to.
Implicit in a state visit is the idea that the pact's already been signed, ma'am.
True, but by the previous administration.
I have yet to weigh in on any substantive issue.
We can't take the chance of derailing your first summit.
It's too public of a venue for missteps.
I wasn't planning on making any missteps, Jim.
I'm simply asking the question.
Karkov is not the guy you want to talk to about jailed dissident journalists.
Ma'am, the truth is, our nascent administration needs to win more than his does.
All right, well, big day tomorrow.
Let's all try to get some rest, shall we?
Thank you.
As requested, I had the Russia desk translate a few phrases for you.
Oh, thank you, Eli.
Good luck tomorrow, ma'am.
Thank you.
For a second, I thought I was being handed a script to read from.
Increases in natural gas production.
A forward movement on the Russian-American space station.
We're still accomplishing some big things here.
Yet human rights still don't make the list.
Not this time.
Madam President.
Thank you.
Hi.
Oh, good for you.
You know, Teddy's head never even hit the pillow the night before his first state visit.
He spent half the night practicing his salute in the mirror.
President Bridges always seemed like such a rock.
It's funny to think of him as nervous.
Don't you worry.
You're going to be wonderful tomorrow.
Thank you.
Or rather, today.
Good night.
So my chief of staff, he won't even discuss bringing up the dissident journalists with Karkov.
He just, you know, he shuts me down every time.
Just starts lecturing me.
Oh, lectures.
Lectures are bad.
Right?
Get the baton.
You just got to learn to turn off your mind.
You can't claim to have a free society if you don't have a free press.
You can't claim to have a free press.
Mommy!
Oh, I'm coming.
Are you okay?
It's okay.
You're having a bad dream.
It's okay.
Oh, what happened?
I was looking all over for you and I couldn't find you.
Okay, I'm here now.
Here, Mommy's here.
Baby.
Is everything all right, ma'am?
She had a nightmare.
Go, go.
She's okay.
Sorry, sir.
My eggs are overcooked.
I like the yolks runny.
Are those okay?
Oh, perfect.
I'll be right back, Chef.
Stay out of trouble last night?
Yeah, it was fine.
I had dinner at...
Oh, completely forgot.
I ran into General Keaton last night at the Palm.
What?
Did her esteemed vice presidential candidate have anything to say for himself?
He said he was looking forward to the confirmation hearing.
I wondered if you might send the questions in advance.
The wanker.
What did you tell him?
I said he was wearing a nice tie.
It was the toast of the room last night, he and his wife.
You have to pick up the NSA in 20 minutes.
Yeah.
Going to be a challenging day for our president.
I think by the end of it she may well wish that she were back running her school.
Good morning.
Got some fresh chocolate chip muffins for you today.
Sam.
Hey, what are you doing in there?
You know I have a gown to fit into tonight.
Have you seen Amy's subtraction workbook?
Um, I saw it under the portrait of Coolidge.
You seen this?
What?
A pet piece.
The Times.
Post.
Hey.
I'm the president.
Go get yourself another muffin.
Yeah, there's something like that in the Times too.
I know.
Thank you, Sam.
They're all the same.
Will I be able to handle the summit?
Whether I'll confront Kharkov on his country's retreat from civil liberties?
Hey, Horace, have you seen my biology book?
I don't know.
Look under Coolidge.
Good morning.
Just want to make sure we're all up to speed for the state dinner this evening.
Wait, you mean that state dinner thing's tonight?
Oh, yes.
Very exciting, isn't it?
Yeah.
Bye, Daddy.
Bye, hon.
Bye, thank you.
See you.
Bye, Mommy.
Bye, guys.
Becca, what?
No goodbye?
Bye?
Madam President, Mr. Callaway, big day.
Big, big day.
I can hardly wait.
Oh, sir, I wanted you to know the white delphinium tapers have finally been located for this
evening.
U.S. Postal Service.
Oh, well, I can't believe I have to play tour guide all day.
Have you, uh, have you seen a picture of Mrs. Kharkova?
Yes, I have.
I think you can handle it.
She's no Mackenzie Allen.
Hey, Dean.
Haven't seen you since the funeral.
You okay?
I still can't believe it.
That he's dead or that she had the balls to take the oath of office.
She defied the dying wishes of a great man.
It's unforgivable.
I'm right.
We'll think I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna run for president.
I have to.
And I'm gonna win.
If it's against her.
Against her.
Oh, yeah, I guarantee you that.
She'll run as an independent.
Do you know how many states she's gonna carry?
Her home state, maybe.
Connecticut.
She's not gonna carry a state.
Now we have one.
I'm gonna be president.
And I want you with me as my national security advisor.
Temp, I don't know what to say.
How about bloody hell yeah?
Well then, bloody hell yeah.
Wolfie, I need you to resign today, now.
Shouldn't we wait till at least after the summit?
You can serve two years with her if you want.
Or eight years with me.
You choose the horse you want to back.
Your resignation has to be tended within the hour.
Madam President, remember to allow us an adjustment in your heels so they don't engage the grass.
And keep Kharkov on your right so you still have a clean shot of you inspecting your troops.
Oh, and sir, protocol dictates that you kiss both Ms. Kharkova's cheeks in greeting.
Do I? Should I?
Oh, no ma'am, just a handshake.
We have covered every potential scenario.
Not every scenario, Madam President.
Excuse the snore.
Oh, of course, Jim.
Roman Wolf called a press conference.
Roman Wolf? Why?
Evidently his resignation letter is waiting on your desk.
Okay.
Give us a moment, Jim.
Of course.
What do you think it says when a member of my cabinet quits on the day of my first summit?
Forget Wolf, he doesn't matter.
Right now this is about President Kharkov.
It's about you. It's about making history.
Right now you become this country.
You're the United States of America.
Okay, let's do it.
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Hey, um, I think you...
Yeah, you were in my dream last night, I'm almost for sure.
Oh yeah? What was I doing, Jenny?
I can't remember. But I'm pretty sure you were wearing that shirt you have with the little red stripes.
We call it your candy cane shirt.
Wait, you have a nickname for my shirt?
Anyway.
Man, she is so into you.
Whatever, man. I like her.
You know you don't have to like your horse. Any of them.
Give me the ball.
See, you got the perfect setup. Come on. No, dude, you're the president's son.
Every girl in our school wants to lose it to you.
That's not true.
Of course it is.
Because it makes a great story when she's all old and fat and has nothing else in her life but a bunch of dumb high school memories.
Horace! You took my biology book and it had my homework in it, so I had to take an incomplete. Thanks.
No problem. I have a bio next period, I'll just explain to Mrs. Hedison what happened.
Well, Hedison's a complete bitch. Plus she's got full on VO.
Totally.
Give me the ball, come on.
Hey, Rebecca. Since Horace has never asked me, I don't know.
Are you guys like allowed to have guests over to the White House?
Yeah. I can do whatever I want.
Well, I'm free tonight.
I would like to welcome President Karakoff back to the United States.
Perhaps I'll finally be able to beat one American president in a round of golf.
Well, I have a pretty good short game. Welcome.
Madam President, as Vice President, you were very vocal about President Karakoff and his government's recent crackdown on democratic liberties.
Where would I be without you guys to remind me of my words? We have a very full agenda of matters to discuss privately.
Get them out of here.
All right, you guys, thank you. You will have plenty of opportunities at the press conference later today.
What does it say about your ability to lead, Madam President, when your national security advisor resigns on such an important day?
The issue at hand isn't this woman's ability to lead, but of her security advisor's willingness to follow.
Okay. Thank you, everyone. Thank you.
That was great. Karakoff totally covered for the president back there and shut that question down.
It was a disaster. He called her a woman. She isn't a woman. She is a president.
She's not a woman?
Alex, every world leader is watching this summit looking for clues, gestures, whatever signals they can read to figure out what kind of a president Mackenzie Allen is, besides female.
Mrs. Benjamin Harrison started the collection of china. I especially like this. Rococo Revival Punch Bowl from the Pierce administration.
Mrs. Harrison actually found this bowl in the White House attic and had it mended and then put on display.
Ever wonder how it came to be broken?
Oh, maybe the punch was spiked.
Oh, so one night your President Pierce had too much to drink.
And suddenly a presidential mistake became a national treasure.
Yeah.
But in the end, I feel that I can no longer be of efficient service to this country or to this president.
Mr. Secretary, is there an inciting incident to this resignation?
No, not a specific incident.
Sir, the secretary of the interior is here to see you.
Sir, did the president ask you to remain in the meeting?
Hold him for two minutes and then send him in.
Yes, I had a very short meeting with the president.
Send me in some coffee, will you please?
Yes, sir.
And how did the president react to your resignation?
That is between the president and me.
So we are not going to proceed with the sale of nuclear fuel to Bushehr?
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And satisfied the community that they have abandoned their nuclear weapons program.
Next.
Regarding Russia's entry into the World Trade Organization.
There's no real update there.
You know that's up to the WTO.
That remains beyond our purview.
We'll revisit that item.
Let's move on.
Did you know that there are 132 rooms in the White House?
Yes, but did you also know there are 16 refrigerators?
Technically, we're not even supposed to be in the cabinet room without the president.
But I think we're going to get away with it.
You used to be her chief of staff.
How are you finding your new position?
Well, I'm not sure that I would call it a position.
It's just that I used to be so much more than a spouse.
Oh yes, me too.
Mrs. Karakova, before this you were a well-respected attorney.
So tell me the truth.
Don't you feel that this job is just a little limiting?
That is only the job, if that's what you make of the job.
Item seven on the agenda, Sturgeon hatcheries on the Volga River.
Mr. President, if I may, I wonder if we could table the discussion of caviar for now
and move on to some of the more pressing issues.
Madam President, surely you can see our staff's thought a billion-dollar industry warranted our full attention.
And I don't disagree. However, there are more urgent matters in our agenda.
Months of preparation with the previous administration have produced a very thoughtful agenda.
One which should guide us rather than constrain us.
I'd prefer to go in order, Madam President.
I know that you would, Mr. President.
It's a great time to take a break, give both sides a chance to prepare for the press conference.
Lots of progress to report to the press.
Good afternoon.
It really makes me feel good to see you down here, sir.
Getting the day and all.
My pleasure.
Oh, you have to smell these roses.
Yellow roses, Mrs. Karakova's favorite.
Did my homework.
Hands, hands, the petals round the fingerprints.
Hey, Dad.
Rebecca.
Hey, you have a sec?
You smell that? It's nice, huh?
Yes, roses. Very, very nice.
Yellow roses, over a thousand of them. Tonight's dinner.
Yeah, about tonight's dinner.
You're going.
Dad, that's not fair.
You're going.
Dad, none of my friends have to go to their parents' stupid business things.
I'm sorry. It's important to your mother.
Case closed.
Nora?
Pfft.
We're out of here.
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Whoa. Chocolate.
This is like Zen wrapped in karma.
Dipped in chocolate.
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did you wouldn't have tried to handle me like that. I was trying to protect you.
I think that we should probably. You hang back Kelly.
We have a bigger problem. A bigger problem than not having the support of my
chief of staff. Secretary Witherspoon has resigned. What? Charlie Witherspoon. Oh
what a town. You can't even trust the backstabbers. So the National Security
Advisor and the Secretary of Interior both resigned on the day of the summit.
What is going on here Jim? I have a theory. Probably the same theory I have.
Don't you think it's about time you paid a visit to Capitol Hill? Yes ma'am.
Charlie's here. Hey Charlie. Good to see you. It's been what a year? Yes I think so. So thank you for
seeing me today. Of course. What's up Mr. Secretary? What can I do for you? Well
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cabinet knows that you haven't said yes and well ma'am these guys can be pretty
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Good to know. What I'm saying is you know I could be your eyes and ears. Let you
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Charlie thank you for stopping by. Right. Bye girl.
Hey Charlie you really think a woman would be better for the Department of
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Excuse me ma'am. Ma'am press conference is set to begin. Thank you Vince. Do me a
favor. I need a copy of Oliver Chitwood's biography of John Tyler. President
Tyler? Yeah that's the guy. You know what's gonna happen in there don't you?
I'm afraid I do ma'am. They're gonna hit me with the resignations. Summit is gonna
be secondary. You know I can handle their questions. What I can't handle is having to
go in there and pretend he's some sort of champion of democracy. Maybe it's for
the greater good. You think that's what the guys who came before me told
themselves? So I just I don't know. I thought we were gonna do things
differently.
President can you comment on today's cabinet resignations? We're here to
comment on the progress made between our two nations.
Has there been a breakthrough on the Caspian oil pipeline? The pipeline
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will be a testimony to his vision. Changing topics. President Allen has there
been any progress made on the topic of civil liberties? Excellent me Madam
President. Of course. Thank you. The Russia of today looks dramatically
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Our leadership may change but our democratic principles do not. What
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don't know why you're bothering with mom with that. I said no. If you want to see
Fleming so bad tonight why don't you just bring him with you to the state dinner. The
point is to be alone with him Horace. I just I don't think you know what you're
getting yourself into. You do not know Fleming like I do. Yeah Horace just
because you're four minutes older than me does not mean you have all the
answers all right. So you just mind your own business okay. I know what I'm doing.
No you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you. Look Horace today was the first
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just let me have this all right. Hey Horace. Hi Rebecca. Hey um thanks. My mom's um busy. She always has
time for Rebecca. I think she's in with Kelly I'll check. Thanks. I can't believe I took
the bait. I should have just left it alone. Yeah it wasn't that bad. We have no
room for error here. This is a very partisan town. It's not like I have a lot of
allies in either party. And it had to be said. Maybe just not so publicly. Excuse me ma'am
Rebecca's here to see you. Oh great. One second. Thanks we're done here Kelly. Oh
hey Kelly what's up? Uh nothing. How you guys doing? Good. How's the speech writing
coming? Good. See you guys later. All right. Nice work. You know she's been press
secretary for like two weeks now. Hey mom. Nice to see a friendly face. Um mom I had a
question but I mean if you're busy. Sorry ma'am it's the White House operator. It's Nora.
Would you tell her to hold please? What is it? Um I was wondering if I could skip
this state dinner tonight. Oh Becca. I was hoping we'd all go. Ma'am President. Nora
applied that was a matter of urgency. Of course it is. It's just I have to study
for this huge test. Um with a friend. Ma'am. Okay. Um mom. I don't know Becca. You know
why don't you just follow your conscience. Vince. Any luck on that John Tyler biography?
Did you find it yet? Uh no ma'am. We're still searching. What is it Nora? Wait wait slow
down. What did they say exactly? Okay just keep this quiet and continue business as usual.
Thank you Nora. Seems the Russian president has suddenly taken ill. He's still coming
to the state dinner though right? I don't know. What did you promise them Nate? Is there
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please. You're not gonna touch me with your self-righteous indignation. You want her gone
just as much as I do. It ends. It's just begun sit down. Please John sit. I want you to resign.
She can take till the end of the month whatever but I want you to resign as well. Why would
I do that? Because when I become president I want you to join the others in my administration.
I'm not sure if I could stomach it. Being your chief of staff? I don't want you to be
my chief of staff I want you to be my vice president. Now that got your attention didn't
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Oh, Mrs. Karcova. I didn't realize you were still here. I was just looking for my husband.
The first gentleman is in the kitchen addressing a crisis. I'm sure he was thrilled with that
responsibility. He has been a gracious host. Ah. So you saw the press conference. You know
this summit almost didn't happen. My husband wanted to cancel the visit. He would never
admit it but I think he was intimidated to meet you, Madam President. Why would he be
intimidated by me? Your reputation precedes you. He was afraid you were going to put him
on the spot and you did. President Bridges never would have done that. Why spoke my mind?
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sincerely hope that your husband is feeling well enough to attend tonight's state dinner.
Is there anything I can get him? Chicken soup perhaps? There is one thing. And I'm guessing
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not in control of the WTO. Well technically my husband isn't in control of releasing the
dissident journalists. I see. I'm so glad we had a chance to talk. Me too.
I'm never gonna get this. If that's right, I'm gonna be in summer school. It's easy.
According to Mendel, a dominant gene will always express itself. Like curly hair. Thanks.
I'm serious. What's going on here Rebecca? I'm studying. Aha. And you are? Mike Fleming
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Sorry about that. Everything cool? Yeah it's fine. Study hard. Say hi to Kelly for me.
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not staying in there with her stupid boyfriend. Just do it okay? You can stay up as late as
you want. Fine you can play my video games. Excuse me. Hi Amy. Hi Rebecca. Hey. Why did
you tell Rebecca she didn't have to come tonight? What do you mean? Well I told her she had to
come to the state dinner. You said she didn't have to. You said that it was cool. Cool?
Does that sound like something I would say? Listen when it comes to our kids if I say
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Mr. Gardner. You need your answer now. Man, if I was your age, I'd be crawling
out of my skin. Are you kidding? I love this stuff. I guess it's because I'm pretty mature.
All danced out, Grace. May I? I miss Teddy. He was a great president. Congratulations.
It was a lovely evening. These last two years, I had no idea how much thought and attention
was given to every detail. You always made everything look so easy. Rod, seeing your
wife up there tonight, she made it clear she is the president. Suddenly, I just feel like
I'm a guest in someone else's home. You're always welcome here. One who has overstayed.
It's your home now. You belong here. Good night. Good night. Madam President, here you
go. One Oliver Chitwood biography of President John Tyler. Piece of cake. Really? Well, let's
say there's a shop owner in Georgetown who may be attending our next state dinner. May
I ask why? Our tenth president, John Tyler. Not a lot of people know he was the first
VP to take over the presidency when Harrison died in office. I didn't know that. Yeah.
His enemies tried to undermine him by forcing Harrison's cabinet to resign, but they didn't
think it through. Ended up making Tyler even more powerful. Bedside reading? Yeah. Just
not from my bedside. Yes, ma'am. Busted. Mr. Speaker. Mr. Speaker. It's all said and
done, Nate. The woman is our president. She deserves the benefit of the doubt. She deserves
a chance. Stop. You can't give her, you can't give anybody a chance. You don't learn to
be the president on the job. The stakes are too high, Jim. The president has to be the
president from the get-go. You're right. And maybe you'd be better at it than her. But
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and you owe it to the country to make sure she's the best damn president she can be.
Think about your people, Nate. My people? The American people. Okay. It's a mistake,
Jim. Not okay. Jane looks lovely in her dress, doesn't she? Yeah, she does. Enjoy your evening.
Madam President, would you like to dance? I'd be delighted. Thank you. Excuse me, Mr. President,
but I need to borrow our president on an urgent matter. Excuse me. Alan. It's just not done.
What? You, ma'am, you can't dance with President Karcov. Why? Is he a bad dancer? A good dancer?
It's just unprecedented. Well, what is it that I am? Is everything okay? We did a bit
of a hiccup. President Karcov wants to dance with our presidents. Just world leaders cannot
— you should not be dancing together. What's the protocol? We're trying to figure that
out. Okay, you guys, it cannot be that big of a deal. Are you out of your mind? It's
— ma'am, I — Well, our staff must think this is inappropriate. Jim McCree, we are
the world's leaders. I think we can decide what's appropriate. Thank you for asking me
to dance. Acknowledging my father, it meant a lot to me. I didn't see much of him as
a boy, but his contribution outlives him. We will do everything in my power to provide
an assistance package that allows Russia to qualify for entry into the WTO. I will give
the matter of the dissident journalist the attention it deserves. Is she leading? She's
leading, all right. Good evening, Mr. Speaker. A gift from the president. President Tyler.
It's her counterpunch. I slip it, we got around to clever girl.
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